Jewish World Review August 12, 2002/ 4 Elul, 5762

Everything is Relative, by Jordan B. Gorfinkel


JWR contributor Jordan B. Gorfinkel aspires to "refrigerator-door" status.

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01/23/02: To Make Man
01/16/02: Register reality
01/09/02: Jewish unity?
12/31/01: Your Official New Years Holiday Comparison Chart
12/26/01: Zeidy is a WHAT!?
12/19/01: Religious sensitivity
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12/12/01: Your Official Guide to Meaningful Chanukah Gifts
12/11/01: Miracle of life
11/08/01: Dreams
10/31/01: Normal
10/26/01: Good Shabbes
10/17/01: Making sense of it all!
10/11/01: Snug
09/21/01: DON'T FORGET!
09/13/01: The Twin Towers
09/12/01: FIXED!
08/15/01: There is Survivor, and survivors
08/03/01: Male reality check
06/12/01: All my children
06/07/01: Your Jewish Guide to Pscychology
05/30/01: Keep the faith --- and wait
05/22/01: Priorities
05/17/01: Spaced-out Jews
05/08/01: Jewish Mother's Day
05/01/01: Sponshorships
04/24/01: Subtleties
04/17/01: Husbands
04/10/01: Sell, sell!
04/02/01: For practice
03/21/01: OOPS!
03/16/01: Upside and downside of Shabbes
03/09/01: Modern-day Purim
02/12/01: Blind Date
01/31/01: Who is free?
01/23/01: You believe in a Higher Authority, do you!?
01/10/01: A Chanukah miracle -- no kidding!
01/05/01: Light lesson
12/22/00: Singles' Chanukah lighting
11/20/00: Miracles
11/07/00: Gaging Jewish 'progress'
11/02/00: How to be elected president
10/17/00: The truth about life in Israel
10/05/00: The excuse note
10/02/00: OOPS!
08/31/00: Nature's warmup
08/23/00: Jewish fantasies
08/17/00: Your Singles' Guide to Blind Dating Buzzwords
08/04/00: The Official Jewish Market Wrap-Up
07/20/00: Not so single
07/05/00: You know you are too Jewish if ...
06/28/00: Fancy names
06/19/00: It's all a matter of perspective
06/13/00: The fundraiser
06/06/00: Good grief?
05/10/00: Jewish unity --- sort of
04/17/00: Mah Nistanah: The Director's Cut
04/07/00: The TPL Official Passover Preparation Checklist
03/31/00: Reactions to the papal visit
03/08/00: Campaign reform -- Jewish style
03/01/00: The synagogue primary
02/24/00: The genesis of a campaign
02/07/00: Widom from an unusual philiosopher
01/24/00: Where charity begins ... and ends
01/13/00: If I only had more time!
01/06/00: The Married Club
12/28/99: Volunteering requisite
12/22/99: That time of the year
12/17/99: One thing good aboutgettin' hitched
12/10/99: The Official Holiday Comparison Guide
11/18/99: Better or Worse
11/01/99: A TPL mystery
10/29/99: Jewish Guide to the Milestones of Misery
10/22/99: Taking it back
09/09/99: Do the Tishrei Shuffle
09/03/99: As Rosh Hashana approaches ...
08/20/99: When the bride and groom go into seclusion ...
08/13/99: The Wedding Speech
08/06/99: Jewish Gen-X customs?
07/29/99: Your Jewish Guide for News on Serial Killers
07/16/99: What's on your mind?
07/02/99: What weddings are really about
06/21/99: Contemporary Jewish weddings
06/11/99: A modern-day Jewish fable
06/04/99: Hold that tongue!
05/28/99: The ultimate religious experience?
05/07/99: The shower
04/30/99: How Jews read the paper
04/23/99: Never Again?
04/16/99: The Ideal Jewish Woman
03/26/99:The modern-day Exodus
03/18/99: Passover Wish List
03/04/99: Funny, you don't ...
02/26/99: Contemporary Purim Costumes
02/08/99: The reply
02/03/99: Shabbat greetings
01/25/99: The Candyman
12/08/98: Bernie's Xmas
12/01/98: American Chanukah
11/23/98: Conversion kit
11/16/98: Bubbie-the-shadchan
11/109/98: Who me?
11/04/98: First Mail
10/08/98: Zaydy's birthday
8/07/98: Rethinking it
7/30/98: Yes: Intermarriage; No: Women rabbis
7/24/98: Forget 'bout the fornication, I'm intermarrying!
7/17/98: Shabbes shiksa
7/10/98: Jewish fashion
7/02/98: fun-n-games
6/26/98: Pass the steaming plate of , ah, charity
6/12/98: Overworked and underpaid
6/3/98: Welcome to the Congress
of United Disenfranchised
Jewish Confederations Organization
5/26/98: What next?
5/22/98: Go down, Moses
5/15/98: Eye to Eye
5/7/98: Details, details
4/29/98: Dishes, smishes
4/21/98: Solemn rituals
4/16/98: Bubby knows best

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