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Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 6, 2006 / 15 Kislev, 5767

Run like a lib, govern like a Bush

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Elections are like Mistletoe. Ya get under 'em and you gotta kiss who's already there.


Dems promised in exchange for our votes to:

  • Impeach Bush

  • Cut and run Murtha style.

  • Enact ALL 9/11 committee recommendations.

  • Impeach Bush.

  • Bring back the draft.

  • Raise taxes.

  • Impeach Cheney.

  • Amend the Constitution to include a Terrorists Bill of Rights by trying them in American courts defended by American lawyers instead of military tribunals like was done in previous wars. The anti-USA ACLU is licking its collective chops.

  • Rid the country of that nasty NSA wiretap of terrorists, lest we make Bush look like he's been effective at warding off ALL ATTACKS SINCE 9/11/2001 on American soil.

  • Impeach Bush.


Elections humble what power corrupts.


Okay, so Dems won with leading the fanatics in a fantasy of Lib ecstasy. That particular dream of watching Bush, Cheney, Condi, Rummy, Rove, Card and Bolton perp walked in cuffs down the White House front lawn wasn't very realistic anyway, was it?

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Getting to the peak is one thing. Before you can fly off you have to check your bearings, fuel, wings and resistance. Reality and political logic seem to have set in.

  • Impeaching the President? Dropped quicker than new Senator Webb's intended left hook to the President's jaw.

  • Rangel's daffy draft dredge? He was last seen with his pie hole duct taped, on his way to Cheney's old office. Heard Nancy had to use two rolls.

  • Link up the Bush Administration to a chain gang in Alabama? Except for soon to be acquitted or pardoned Libby, not even an indictment, much less a conviction.

  • 9/11 recs? Buried lower than John Kerry's presidential chances.

  • Cut and run? Carl Levin now "listening to the generals in the field." Sound familiar? Murtha was Swift boated by his own party.

  • Tax increases? Dems NOW want to make a whole slew of Repub tax cuts permanent! The party of billionaire and multi millionaire leaders has realized their faux passť.

  • The terrorist bill of rights and NSA/ Patriot Act are still up in the air, but give the Libs a chance. The next election isn't for almost 2 years!


The nutty left must be livid!


Never kiss a woman with botoxed lips, unless you're carrying the antidope


I consulted Democratic meeting facilitator, Oprah Seed, on what all this meant. She believes that the Dems are getting smart.


Pelosi, Reid, Schumer, and Emmanuel, played their cards to power via a hate Bush, wrong war, Repubs are corrupt hand. The flop paired up with the voters desires. The Repubs, all in, folded like a cheap towel.


Now in control, Dems seem to be acknowledging we are at war and if it wasn't Iraq, it'd be somewhere over "there", that Bush isn't running in '08, and they have as much of a corrupt mess to clean up of their own congressmen before the next election cycle.


They ran to the left and are governing to the center. Clinton did the exact opposite, at least until he lost both houses in '94.


Could it be the Dems plan to STAY in power?


As Oprah said, the way to find the politician in a snowball fight is to look for the one throwing curveballs.


Let's see how long their arms last, before their Lib money managers pull 'em for a true southpaw.

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JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum, originally from Chicago, is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic. He resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.



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