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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

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Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

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Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

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John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

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Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

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Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

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Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

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Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

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April 4, 2014

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April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

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Jewish World Review Nov. 21, 2008 / 23 Mar-Cheshvan 5769

It's That 90's Show starring Bill and Hil

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Now we know what Barack meant by "change" and "hope."


With his impending appointment of Hillary to Secretary of State, he's created the umpteenth version of "Back to the Future." Obama has reinvented the rerun, political style. Now that's change the far left can believe in!


There is no "I" in team, but there are four in stupid selfish idiots


Incompetence is in reach! Clintonites are leaking even before Hillary's acceptance speech. Bill is looking forward to vetting a whole new group of Obama girl interns. Scandals are being set in motion as I write. Hide those presidential cigars!


Here's how bad the Clintons want this. Bill has agreed to come clean.


A Republican committing similar stuff as Bill would warrant 25 to 40 in a medium security prison. And we're talking about acts taken AFTER Bill's presidency. Bubba's taken millions from foreign powers of varying degree of friendliness to the USA and petitioned on their behalf without registering as a lobbyist.


But we live in double standard land, so Hillary will float through the Dem Controlled cesspool currently known as "the congress."


Does President Obama realize the quicksand he's firmly planting his skinny legs in? The Clintons are a lot of things, but team players they ain't. It's always about them and always will be.


The Clintons will be the only visitors to be searched on their way out of the White House.


Run like a Marxist, govern like a Lincoln


The philosophy of appointing political enemies to one's cabinet is attributed to Honest Abe. However, Barack hasn't factored in the previous behaviors of Bill and Hillary. They don't serve anyone but themselves.


While Obama will have free reign over an almost filibuster-proof congress he'll be constantly sabotaged by his Clinton-laden Cabinet from Hillary and Bill to Rohm.


Add that to the appointment of the Clinton justice department remixed. The anointed AG, Eric Holder, reminds us of the Clinton's Justice Department's many failures.



  • Deputy attorney general to Janet Reno, Jamie Gorelick, invented the "wall" eliminating communication between our intelligence agencies in 1995, thus aiding terrorists in their clandestine road to 9/11.

  • The massacre of approximately 80 men, women, and children in Waco Texas

  • Giving Bill the green light to pardon Marc Rich, a man who could personally help bail out GM with the 48 million he stole from the US Treasury.

  • Preparing the indictment of Osama bin Laden, who ruptured a kidney from laughing so hard when he found out about it.


What's ironic is most of the protests aren't coming from the right.


Barack Obama has wrought leftist's wrath by reincarnating the Clintons under his banner. Lefties are whining like stuck pigs on the southpaw blogs. After what the McCain peeps did to Sarah, I feel their pain.


I predict that soon into his first term, Barack will look into his mirror and ask, "What was I thinking?" By then we'll be well into the continuing soap opera that are the Clintons.


If Obama's smart Hillary's first mission will be to send her to meet with al-Qaeda Numero deuce, Dr. Zawahiri. She can personally deliver the memo about change and hope from President Obama. Then she can serve the bad doctor with an Eric Holden Hate Crime Indictment for lumping Barack with those other "House Negroes," Condi and General Powell.


While Clinton's Fleetwood Mac theme included the catchy advice, "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow…" Obama seems to have adopted the phrase, "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday…" from the Beatles.


By the way; Missouri, where I live and write, went for McCain/Palin. That was the first time the Show-Me state has voted against the presidential winner since 1956 and second since 1900.


Yes, I humbly take the credit for their Show Me State success.

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JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum, originally from Chicago, is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic. He resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.



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