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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 16, 2007 / 6 Kislev 5768

Hillary needs a campaign song — and a hug

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | As I was shedding tears for Hillary's victimization the last several weeks, I became concerned about her future. Democratic male pigs from candidates to press are picking on the poor gal. Now her staff, clearly on their own, has planted more questions than Iowans seed corn.


This is not the way to treat a United States Senator, especially a feminine one.


Crying myself to sleep because I care. I awoke with a bulb exploding in my head or a hangover. Sometimes I can't tell the difference. But the idea survived the pulsing headache.


I believe this could be Hillary Clinton's salvation.


Forget coming up with tough positions on healthcare, tax raising, social security, tax raising, bimbo control, raising taxes, the Iraqi position du jour, tax raising.


Did I mention raising taxes?


When the Deltas from "Animal House" got into a predicament like this there was only one thing to do: ROADTRIP! However, since all campaigns are one big "road trip", something that helped her husband get elected is in order.


Fleetwood Mac's "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow" just may have been the distraction that turned voters from Bill's cheatin' ways to president erect...I mean elect.


Hillary, the first woman presidential candidate, needs her own song.


Because I want to help, I've taken the liberty of writing Mrs. Clinton a song, to the tune of the Village People's "In the Navy." Hillary can only be proud that the origins of this group come from New York's Greenwich Village in her newly adopted "home" state.


And here it is. Hope Hil likes it. You KNOW how cantankerous she can get. Just ask her friends like Dee Dee Myers and George Stephanopoulos. It's called:


"In the White House"


Everybody, at the count of 3! 1-2-123.Macho Macho Man. Bill Clinton is a Macho. Oops, That was Bubba's suggestion. Hillary killed that one with hardly a whimper from ex-Prez.


Once again to the tune of In the Navy.1-2-123!


When you're feeling low and need a place to go
Bring you some artillery.
Look at terms that past and get up off your ass.
Come on and work for Hillary.


You can threaten writers stomp those webbing spiders,
crush Limbaugh and Hannity.
Plant those easy questions to relieve the tensions
Of her royal candidacy.


You can share her pain at men while they disdain,
And Swifties claim conspiracy.
When she is inauged, constitution overhauled,
It's goodbye democracy.


(Chorus)


In the WH for whom the country now depends.
In the WH where you can pardon all your friends.
In the WH where you can rent Lincoln's bedroom.
In the WH where you can make the world go boom.


In the WH with her husband locked in chains.
In the WH where no one dares complain
In the WH you can hide old law firm files
In the WH you can justify denials.


Now that'll get her elected but if it doesn't, she could always sing the blues.


Bill, before you polish up that ole' sax give your wife a hug.

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