The times they are a changing.
Actually the NY Times is the same, America-hating, stock-plunging, Secular
Progressive rag it's been for decades.
Allow me to rephrase.
Today's silver bullet is tomorrow's rusty nail
Specifically, AlJazeera has adjusted their family jewels to disrespect that Murdering
Mullah, Osama bin Laden, who mysteriously keeps leaving videos of himself on
their doorstep. According to al-Qaeda sources, this tape was given different
treatment than previous ones. Al-J showed Osama Bin ladening into his own
peeps. They had the nerve to include criticism by the fanatic blaming his junior
murderers of…well…being too fanatic.
Worse, he looks into his own soul. Apparently such self judgment is not
commended by certain fellow Muslims. Once you have committed to Osama's
Fatwah to murder Americans and their allies' men, women, and children, the time
for Islamic reflection is over. A righteous Muslim's duty is to execute!
Of course, murdering fellow Muslims wasn't part Osama's Fatwah.
Some Sunni insurgents, once al-Qaeda linked, took issue with their families being
blown to bits by bin Laden's cronies. Muslims are crossing over to fight side by
side with the Crusaders (Americans) in Iraq . Al-J was overwhelm
ed with al-Qaeda
posts accusing them of altering the Osama's tape.
For the record, AlJazeera executives deny dealing with this tape any differently than
any other tape from its mass murdering "correspondents" Mufti.
Rumor has it that liberal Democratic congressmen have also protested bin Laden'
s AlJazeera treatment, because it makes Bush and America look like they're
winning.
In a parallel press coup on a terrorist enabler, it appears NBC no longer stands for
Nothing But Clintons. Normally jovial and liberal leaning, Timmy Russert, turned on
Hillary quicker than Bill on a 21 year old intern. Tim wasn't happy with her political
Ebonics nonsense. She simply refused to answer his question. Instead she gave
a fabulous lesson on waffles and pancake flipping.
Hillary was shocked. Why should she answer any questions? The nomination
was hers. Answering was for the losers! Why should she have to take a position?
After all, she wasn't a Republican.
Forget about Obama and Edwards. Even that doddering dufus, Dodd was all over
her.
Didn't these fools know that the only campaign for them was to suck up to her to
become the VP she'll ignore for the next eight years?
For the last ten days Hillary and her wandering hubby have lashed out at Tim
Russert, Brian Williams, NBC, the male gender, the evil second raters, and Ken
Starr, (not really, but what's a Clinton rant without him?)
Bill even assailed the Swifties. They're surely lurking just off shore to claim Hillary's
war wounds were caused by her Husband's stabbing at her heart and not
conventional combat.
You guessed it.
It's not a right wing or left wing attack.
It's an American conspiracy against little Ole' Hillary, just because she couldn't fess
up to having screwed up a debate.
Is this what we want in the leader of the free world?
A of beacon of light to those seeking a ray of hope
The real dilemma for Hillary and Osama is finding a press outlet that'll be fair to
them.
AlJazeera is out. What's next from them, the admonition not to wipe Israel off the
map? Say it ain't so Ah'm Mad!
With NBC trolling for the likes of 9/11 demolition expert, Rosie O'Donnell, their
journey from the slightly crazed left to the secular conspiracy loon network is now
complete.
They now reside in the deep pockets of George Soros. He must have bought NBC
owner GE when no one was looking. Hillary without a Secular Progressive
epiphany will be cast out with the rest of the non-sec world. They'd opt for Osama
before her.
And don't think the rest of the Liberal media lemmings aren't going to follow. Can
the ABC ALGORE Global warming weathercast be far off? Can Michael Moore's
Sicko sitcom be on it's way to c-BS?
My suggestion?
Fox.
They're the only ones left
I can see it now; Greta cueing Hillary and Osama to tell the world why England
deserved it's latest jihadest suicide murder, or the plots brewing against those evil
Iowans planning not to vote for Hillary.
Next on Fox!!
The only thing I haven't figured out is who to combat that team with, since Hil and
Bin seem to support the same end, the defeat and subjugation of the Western
World to Islamofacism.
Too bad Limbaugh doesn't do much TV anymore.
Now that would be a HOOT!