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Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The Happiness Quotient

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Oct. 8, 2008

Rabbi Berel Wein: The day when the sane talk to themselves

Ana Veciana-Suarez: Many nonobservant Jews are finding religion

Oct. 7, 2008

Gary Rosenblatt: Of politics and prayer

Caroline B. Glick: The ironies of the West's collusion with the Arabs and Iran

Oct. 6, 2008

Rabbi Yitzchok R. Rubin: Mamma to the masses

Jonathan Tobin: Ahmadinejad Isn't Too Impressed

Oct. 3, 2008

Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: The 'living dead' are all around us

Caroline B. Glick: Olmert's parting blows

Oct. 2, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q: Often customers looking for our competitor accidentally enter our store. Can we just serve them without comment?

Jonathan Tobin: Jewish pundit quiz on next year's news

Sept. 29, 2008

Rabbi Eli Gewirtz: Lehman Brothers and the Day of Judgment

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Sept. 26, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The shofar and the Echo of Sinai

Caroline B. Glick: A road paved on reality

Sept. 24, 2008

Greg Crosby: Home for the Holy Days

Ethel G. Hofman: Rosh Hashanah Favorites: Old-fashioned taste, reduced calories

Sept. 23, 2008

Caroline Glick: Liberalism or lives!?

Michael Ledeen: Dear President Ahmadinejad

Sept. 22, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q: I gave a check to a local merchant, but it hasn't been cashed in months. Probably they lost it. Do I have to tell them?

Diana West: We are losing Europe to Islam

Sept. 19, 2008

Rabbi Berel Wein: On harvesting success

Caroline B. Glick: It is time to act

Sept. 18, 2008

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Is camping the panacea to save Jewry from self-destruction?

Craig Gordon: Was SNL hilarity too much for Hillary?

Sept. 17, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: The Whole World Is Watching

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Sept. 16, 2008

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr. : Into the fire

Everything's Relative : Your Official Jewish Guide to the 2008 USA Presidential Election

Sept. 15, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Enabling risky behavior

Diana West: A day that will live in ... accommodating Islam

Sept. 11, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The skeleton in my closet

Rabbi Yechiel Eckstein: Persecution and systematic destruction of Christians in the Middle East must be stopped

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Sept. 9, 2008

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Jewish World Review Nov. 12, 2007 / 2 Kislev

If you have no leg to stand on, you'll fall flat on your face

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The times they are a changing.


Actually the NY Times is the same, America-hating, stock-plunging, Secular Progressive rag it's been for decades.


Allow me to rephrase.


Today's silver bullet is tomorrow's rusty nail
Specifically, AlJazeera has adjusted their family jewels to disrespect that Murdering Mullah, Osama bin Laden, who mysteriously keeps leaving videos of himself on their doorstep. According to al-Qaeda sources, this tape was given different treatment than previous ones. Al-J showed Osama Bin ladening into his own peeps. They had the nerve to include criticism by the fanatic blaming his junior murderers of…well…being too fanatic.


Worse, he looks into his own soul. Apparently such self judgment is not commended by certain fellow Muslims. Once you have committed to Osama's Fatwah to murder Americans and their allies' men, women, and children, the time for Islamic reflection is over. A righteous Muslim's duty is to execute!


Of course, murdering fellow Muslims wasn't part Osama's Fatwah.


Some Sunni insurgents, once al-Qaeda linked, took issue with their families being blown to bits by bin Laden's cronies. Muslims are crossing over to fight side by side with the Crusaders (Americans) in Iraq . Al-J was overwhelm


ed with al-Qaeda posts accusing them of altering the Osama's tape. For the record, AlJazeera executives deny dealing with this tape any differently than any other tape from its mass murdering "correspondents" Mufti.


Rumor has it that liberal Democratic congressmen have also protested bin Laden' s AlJazeera treatment, because it makes Bush and America look like they're winning.


In a parallel press coup on a terrorist enabler, it appears NBC no longer stands for Nothing But Clintons. Normally jovial and liberal leaning, Timmy Russert, turned on Hillary quicker than Bill on a 21 year old intern. Tim wasn't happy with her political Ebonics nonsense. She simply refused to answer his question. Instead she gave a fabulous lesson on waffles and pancake flipping.


Hillary was shocked. Why should she answer any questions? The nomination was hers. Answering was for the losers! Why should she have to take a position?


After all, she wasn't a Republican.


Forget about Obama and Edwards. Even that doddering dufus, Dodd was all over her.


Didn't these fools know that the only campaign for them was to suck up to her to become the VP she'll ignore for the next eight years?


For the last ten days Hillary and her wandering hubby have lashed out at Tim Russert, Brian Williams, NBC, the male gender, the evil second raters, and Ken Starr, (not really, but what's a Clinton rant without him?)


Bill even assailed the Swifties. They're surely lurking just off shore to claim Hillary's war wounds were caused by her Husband's stabbing at her heart and not conventional combat.


You guessed it.


It's not a right wing or left wing attack.


It's an American conspiracy against little Ole' Hillary, just because she couldn't fess up to having screwed up a debate.


Is this what we want in the leader of the free world?


A of beacon of light to those seeking a ray of hope


The real dilemma for Hillary and Osama is finding a press outlet that'll be fair to them.


AlJazeera is out. What's next from them, the admonition not to wipe Israel off the map? Say it ain't so Ah'm Mad!


With NBC trolling for the likes of 9/11 demolition expert, Rosie O'Donnell, their journey from the slightly crazed left to the secular conspiracy loon network is now complete.


They now reside in the deep pockets of George Soros. He must have bought NBC owner GE when no one was looking. Hillary without a Secular Progressive epiphany will be cast out with the rest of the non-sec world. They'd opt for Osama before her.


And don't think the rest of the Liberal media lemmings aren't going to follow. Can the ABC ALGORE Global warming weathercast be far off? Can Michael Moore's Sicko sitcom be on it's way to c-BS?


My suggestion?


Fox.


They're the only ones left


I can see it now; Greta cueing Hillary and Osama to tell the world why England deserved it's latest jihadest suicide murder, or the plots brewing against those evil Iowans planning not to vote for Hillary.


Next on Fox!!


The only thing I haven't figured out is who to combat that team with, since Hil and Bin seem to support the same end, the defeat and subjugation of the Western World to Islamofacism.


Too bad Limbaugh doesn't do much TV anymore.


Now that would be a HOOT!

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