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Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 12, 2007 / 2 Kislev

If you have no leg to stand on, you'll fall flat on your face

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The times they are a changing.


Actually the NY Times is the same, America-hating, stock-plunging, Secular Progressive rag it's been for decades.


Allow me to rephrase.


Today's silver bullet is tomorrow's rusty nail
Specifically, AlJazeera has adjusted their family jewels to disrespect that Murdering Mullah, Osama bin Laden, who mysteriously keeps leaving videos of himself on their doorstep. According to al-Qaeda sources, this tape was given different treatment than previous ones. Al-J showed Osama Bin ladening into his own peeps. They had the nerve to include criticism by the fanatic blaming his junior murderers of…well…being too fanatic.


Worse, he looks into his own soul. Apparently such self judgment is not commended by certain fellow Muslims. Once you have committed to Osama's Fatwah to murder Americans and their allies' men, women, and children, the time for Islamic reflection is over. A righteous Muslim's duty is to execute!


Of course, murdering fellow Muslims wasn't part Osama's Fatwah.


Some Sunni insurgents, once al-Qaeda linked, took issue with their families being blown to bits by bin Laden's cronies. Muslims are crossing over to fight side by side with the Crusaders (Americans) in Iraq . Al-J was overwhelm


ed with al-Qaeda posts accusing them of altering the Osama's tape. For the record, AlJazeera executives deny dealing with this tape any differently than any other tape from its mass murdering "correspondents" Mufti.


Rumor has it that liberal Democratic congressmen have also protested bin Laden' s AlJazeera treatment, because it makes Bush and America look like they're winning.


In a parallel press coup on a terrorist enabler, it appears NBC no longer stands for Nothing But Clintons. Normally jovial and liberal leaning, Timmy Russert, turned on Hillary quicker than Bill on a 21 year old intern. Tim wasn't happy with her political Ebonics nonsense. She simply refused to answer his question. Instead she gave a fabulous lesson on waffles and pancake flipping.


Hillary was shocked. Why should she answer any questions? The nomination was hers. Answering was for the losers! Why should she have to take a position?


After all, she wasn't a Republican.


Forget about Obama and Edwards. Even that doddering dufus, Dodd was all over her.


Didn't these fools know that the only campaign for them was to suck up to her to become the VP she'll ignore for the next eight years?


For the last ten days Hillary and her wandering hubby have lashed out at Tim Russert, Brian Williams, NBC, the male gender, the evil second raters, and Ken Starr, (not really, but what's a Clinton rant without him?)


Bill even assailed the Swifties. They're surely lurking just off shore to claim Hillary's war wounds were caused by her Husband's stabbing at her heart and not conventional combat.


You guessed it.


It's not a right wing or left wing attack.


It's an American conspiracy against little Ole' Hillary, just because she couldn't fess up to having screwed up a debate.


Is this what we want in the leader of the free world?


A of beacon of light to those seeking a ray of hope


The real dilemma for Hillary and Osama is finding a press outlet that'll be fair to them.


AlJazeera is out. What's next from them, the admonition not to wipe Israel off the map? Say it ain't so Ah'm Mad!


With NBC trolling for the likes of 9/11 demolition expert, Rosie O'Donnell, their journey from the slightly crazed left to the secular conspiracy loon network is now complete.


They now reside in the deep pockets of George Soros. He must have bought NBC owner GE when no one was looking. Hillary without a Secular Progressive epiphany will be cast out with the rest of the non-sec world. They'd opt for Osama before her.


And don't think the rest of the Liberal media lemmings aren't going to follow. Can the ABC ALGORE Global warming weathercast be far off? Can Michael Moore's Sicko sitcom be on it's way to c-BS?


My suggestion?


Fox.


They're the only ones left


I can see it now; Greta cueing Hillary and Osama to tell the world why England deserved it's latest jihadest suicide murder, or the plots brewing against those evil Iowans planning not to vote for Hillary.


Next on Fox!!


The only thing I haven't figured out is who to combat that team with, since Hil and Bin seem to support the same end, the defeat and subjugation of the Western World to Islamofacism.


Too bad Limbaugh doesn't do much TV anymore.


Now that would be a HOOT!

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