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Jewish World Review Oct. 24, 2008 / 25 Tishrei 5769

Biden endorses the experienced, tested candidate: McCain

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | One thing for sure, Democratic VP Candidate, Joe Biden has bought into his Boss' " ...spreading the wealth" philosophy, lock, stock and blunder. In fact, Joe is such a proficient gaffer; he may rival Yogi Berra as the most misspoken public figure in history. Of course, Yogi is a hall of fame baseball player and Biden is a lawyer/30 year US senator who lives and dies by what forms in his brain and escapes through his chops.


Forget Sarah Palin, Joe Biden makes Joe the Plumber look like a Rhode's Scholar. Can a place in the Guinness World Records be far off? Fasten your seat belt as Joe the Gaff Master takes us for a ride:


  • "When the stock market crashed (in 1929) Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television ...and said 'Look, here's what happened.'" For those in Branson, TV wasn't a household item in 1929 and Herbert Hoover was president.

  • "I guarantee you Barack Obama ain't taking my shotguns ...if he tries to take my Beretta, he's got a problem." Does the Secret Service know about this?

  • Biden said Barack Obama is "not ready to be president." 8/19/07.

  • Here's Joe in the VP debate: "Look, all you have to do is go to ... Katie's Restaurant." Sorry, Joe. It closed during the Clinton Administration

  • He Claimed that along with France we drove Hezbollah out of Lebanon. Then why aren't they dancing in the streets of Tel Aviv?

  • "Stand up Chuck, let me see ya!" To a guy from Missouri in a wheelchair. Guess Biden was fresh out of miracles. Maybe he should have called the Messiah.

  • "Hillary Clinton ...might have been a better (vp) pick than me." Ya think?

  • " ...a three letter word, J O B S ..." Good thing Joe's last name isn't Quayle.


And the piece de resistance, "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama ...Were going to have an international crisis, a generated crisis to test the mettle of this guy." And to cap it off Joe opined, "And he's going to need your help ...to stand with him. Because ... it's not going to be apparent that we're right." No, that wasn't Limbaugh, Hannity, Rove or O'Reilly. It was Obama's own VP candidate, Senator Joe Biden.


How's that for straight talk?


If this prediction wasn't so blatant, an argument could be made that Biden has given the country a subliminal message. Has he learned something specific that gives him second thoughts about the Messiah?


To be fair, I hear Barack's response to this certain catastrophe, was the epitome of presidential chutzpah and leadership. He guaranteed that he'd make himself available by phone ...if we need him.


Phew! I feel safer now, don't you?


Joe we're beggin' you; DON'T LOSE THAT NUMBER!


Is there time for one more debate between the Messiah and his VP choice?


Joe is suffering the ultimate in buyer's remorse


If Biden is concerned enough to say his boss will get us attacked in some calculated international crisis because of his youth and inexperience, then shouldn't we vote for the candidate who's experienced and tested?


Even those Bransonians don't think Joe was in talking about Bob Barr, Cynthia McKinney, or Ralph Nader.


It ain't rocket science here. Joe Biden, the Democratic VP Nominee, just endorsed the McCain/Palin ticket.


Senator McCain, time to reach across the aisle one more time and accept.


All is not lost for Obama, however. He still has the backing of Louis Farrakhan, Bill Ayers, Reverend Wright, Father Flager, Tony Rezko, ACORN, and Colin Powell. Now THAT'S an interesting gathering!


Biden's backing of McCain didn't come from Pennsylvanians that cling to their religion and guns and the rest of what Lib elites consider Neanderthals, AKA conservatives.


John S. McCain has been endorsed for president by the Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate for the United States of America, Joe Biden.


Who are we to argue?

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