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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 24, 2008 / 25 Tishrei 5769

Biden endorses the experienced, tested candidate: McCain

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | One thing for sure, Democratic VP Candidate, Joe Biden has bought into his Boss' " ...spreading the wealth" philosophy, lock, stock and blunder. In fact, Joe is such a proficient gaffer; he may rival Yogi Berra as the most misspoken public figure in history. Of course, Yogi is a hall of fame baseball player and Biden is a lawyer/30 year US senator who lives and dies by what forms in his brain and escapes through his chops.


Forget Sarah Palin, Joe Biden makes Joe the Plumber look like a Rhode's Scholar. Can a place in the Guinness World Records be far off? Fasten your seat belt as Joe the Gaff Master takes us for a ride:


  • "When the stock market crashed (in 1929) Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television ...and said 'Look, here's what happened.'" For those in Branson, TV wasn't a household item in 1929 and Herbert Hoover was president.

  • "I guarantee you Barack Obama ain't taking my shotguns ...if he tries to take my Beretta, he's got a problem." Does the Secret Service know about this?

  • Biden said Barack Obama is "not ready to be president." 8/19/07.

  • Here's Joe in the VP debate: "Look, all you have to do is go to ... Katie's Restaurant." Sorry, Joe. It closed during the Clinton Administration

  • He Claimed that along with France we drove Hezbollah out of Lebanon. Then why aren't they dancing in the streets of Tel Aviv?

  • "Stand up Chuck, let me see ya!" To a guy from Missouri in a wheelchair. Guess Biden was fresh out of miracles. Maybe he should have called the Messiah.

  • "Hillary Clinton ...might have been a better (vp) pick than me." Ya think?

  • " ...a three letter word, J O B S ..." Good thing Joe's last name isn't Quayle.


And the piece de resistance, "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama ...Were going to have an international crisis, a generated crisis to test the mettle of this guy." And to cap it off Joe opined, "And he's going to need your help ...to stand with him. Because ... it's not going to be apparent that we're right." No, that wasn't Limbaugh, Hannity, Rove or O'Reilly. It was Obama's own VP candidate, Senator Joe Biden.


How's that for straight talk?


If this prediction wasn't so blatant, an argument could be made that Biden has given the country a subliminal message. Has he learned something specific that gives him second thoughts about the Messiah?


To be fair, I hear Barack's response to this certain catastrophe, was the epitome of presidential chutzpah and leadership. He guaranteed that he'd make himself available by phone ...if we need him.


Phew! I feel safer now, don't you?


Joe we're beggin' you; DON'T LOSE THAT NUMBER!


Is there time for one more debate between the Messiah and his VP choice?


Joe is suffering the ultimate in buyer's remorse


If Biden is concerned enough to say his boss will get us attacked in some calculated international crisis because of his youth and inexperience, then shouldn't we vote for the candidate who's experienced and tested?


Even those Bransonians don't think Joe was in talking about Bob Barr, Cynthia McKinney, or Ralph Nader.


It ain't rocket science here. Joe Biden, the Democratic VP Nominee, just endorsed the McCain/Palin ticket.


Senator McCain, time to reach across the aisle one more time and accept.


All is not lost for Obama, however. He still has the backing of Louis Farrakhan, Bill Ayers, Reverend Wright, Father Flager, Tony Rezko, ACORN, and Colin Powell. Now THAT'S an interesting gathering!


Biden's backing of McCain didn't come from Pennsylvanians that cling to their religion and guns and the rest of what Lib elites consider Neanderthals, AKA conservatives.


John S. McCain has been endorsed for president by the Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate for the United States of America, Joe Biden.


Who are we to argue?

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