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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 19, 2008 / 19 Elul 5768

Obiden suddenly launching missiles at the mavericks

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | I went to Wal-Mart today and was sure I saw Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton.


Has anyone seen this man?


Seems the press doesn't know where he is. I heard he's so inconspicuous that his plane took off without him and no one noticed…or cared. The media is on to bigger and better stories like that moose lady McCain picked up while she was staving off the Russian hordes from invading Alaska.


It reminds me of when grandpa was found ten miles from home. His coat got caught in a taxi door.


If they put Hillary in charge of the hunt, here's what to expect. Her report will conclude, "Biden is gone and he ain't coming back…but I'm not doing anything special for the next four years."


Of course that's only one of many issues that are killing the dazzling campaign of Barack Hussein Obama.


Never throw a dart that's been seen hanging out with a boomerang


Barack's attacks have hurt his cause much more than the Mavericks.


From Obama's new book, "How to Drive Major Voting Blocks Away Without Really Trying:"



  • Barack's challenge to Governor Palin's qualifications (small town mayor). Bye, bye more women, everyone that doesn't live in a large city and those that look closely at Obama's slim resume.

  • How stupid was his lipstick on a pig comment? Bye, bye millions of more women.

  • Not explaining his bloody war against botched abortion babies getting treatment. Bye, bye special needs parents and anyone with a smidgeon of decency.

  • Making John McCain's honor an issue. Bye, bye veterans and armed forces.

  • Portraying McCain as computer illiterate without noting his broken bones while fighting a war that provided Barry with the opportunity of running for president. Bye, bye more veterans, armed forces and that little ole' 12.5% senior citizen segment. 71% of our seasoned citizens will vote! (the highest % of any group.) .

  • Biden with more gaffs than hair plugs; during a rally Joe yelled for a wheelchair bound man to stand up and be recognized, then today lectured all that it's our patriotic duty to pay more taxes, when he's flipped a penny or two over to charity over his life. Say goodbye the handicapped, Hillary supporters, charitable Americans, and everyone that doesn't want to pay more taxes. (My hand is up, how about yours?)


Barack is like a tiered cake. There's a lot of icing separating the layers.


Put on top of that issues not yet thoroughly vetted about Obama.


  • His friendship to terrorists William Ayers and his wife Bernardine Dohrn.

  • Dealings with Tony Rezko, and the Iranian/Iraqi sources of the money he gave Obama.

  • Barack's rating as the second highest beneficiary of contributions from Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae followed only by Senator Chris Dodd, chairman of the Senate Banking Committee and recipient of a lower than market mortgage rate.

  • Having Jim Johnson, formally CEO of Fannie Mae and recipient of huge below market mortgages, as the head of his VP search committee.

  • Franklin Raines another former Fannie Mae CEO and Obama's economic advisor received $90 million in his six years at the Fannie Mae helm.

  • The continuing saga of the Reverend Wrong, Louie "Judaism is a Gutter Religion" Farrakhan, and the flagrant Father Flager.

  • Obama's Hollywood's connections. Going for a BaBa Streisand fundraiser as the market crashed.

  • Obama trying to persuade the Iraqi foreign minister to delay US troop withdrawals until after the election. Will we soon be hearing Obama lied GIs died chants?


And Barack wonders why his numbers are going south. People this clueless should not be elected to the top job in our country.


John McCain may not be the brightest bulb in the room but he is throwing a beacon of light to those seeking a ray of hope.


And he picked Sarah Palin to be his co-maverick.

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JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum, originally from Chicago, is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic. He resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.



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