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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

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Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

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April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

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Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

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April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

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Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

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Jewish World Review Sept. 18, 2007 / 6 Tishrei 5768

Don't lose your head: Vote for Osama

By Dave Weinbaum

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Osama announces run for president of the United States

Like Larry Craig's toe tapping stall outing, Osama bin Laden has come out of the cave, looking fab in his newly coiffered and blackened beard. Startling the American public with a plan that crossed many lines, Osama has thrown his turban into the ring. Below is bin Laden's agenda for an Islamic America:

America : Just say "NO" to democracy

No Democracy-Exactly what Democrats are pushing, with universal health care, socialism, control of Judges, filibusters when they can't control the vote.

No elections-Just in case you get another stupid idea of electing an infidel like Bush.

Everyone to convert to Islam-A jihadist in every house-Learn the religion of "peace"…or else.

Madrasahs for the kids of the west-We will teach your children to throw themselves while bomb strapped at anyone left in the world that would profess a religion other than theirs…just like the rest of the Muslim world.

Woman's rights — ROFLMAO!! You're kidding, right?

Low taxes-only a flat 2.5% for everyone-talk about appealing to the right wing!

Immediate withdrawal from Iraq and all Arab/Muslim countries-better get that steam technology back cause you ain't getting' any more of the greasy stuff. We're selling it to the Russians and the Chinese.

Israel swept into the Mediterranean-not literally-just the six million Jewish citizens that live there.

Dissolve all major corporations and jail all company officers for reeducation in Madrasahs throughout the formerly fruited plains.

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth-only AFTER you convert, otherwise we are allowed to blind you and take away your dental.

Abolish the Democratic Party (before they do it to themselves)-The party that was elected to carry out my agenda has shown itself to be a paper tiger. Too bad they didn't have the Chutzpah to overthrow Bush as they promised. They are, however, primed to accept Shia law. BTW, that does include Hillary's war chest and her Hong Kong "special" phone book.

"There is no photograph of Satan, so we must improvise what we have: Osama bin Laden" — Cal Thomas

Now, let's get serious.

The more al-Qaeda and its leaders, bin Laden and Zawahiri, talk the more their inflexible murderous evilness is revealed.

Somehow this fact has escaped the liberal press.

I would challenge anyone to come up with a tenth of NY Times stories or op-eds negative to bin Laden and al-Qaeda compared to those pieces that slander Bush and his administration.

Also, I don't recall a page disparaging Osama and his ilk similar to the "General Petraeus, General Betray us" libel, run in the Times yesterday, do you?

Just how self hating has the liberal press become?

Those who rise from ashes should never forget what it's like to be under fire

With or without liberals, it's up to us to stop these 7th century child murderers. More important, it's time that "moderate" Muslims shoulder some of the load by publicly denouncing the miscreants that have hijacked their religion. It's not good enough just to whisper it in private.

Even al-Qaeda's fellow Sunnis are tired of seeing their children used as pawns and innocent Muslim families murdered. They have done a 380 and are now killing al-Qaeda, fighting alongside US Marines.

For those who equate all religions with Islamofacism let me remind you: Christians don't murder those that don't convert to Christianity at least not for the last 500 years. Jews don't murder those that don't convert to Judaism. Hindus, Shinto, Sikhs, Buddhists, Taoists, ad infinitum, don't murder innocents that don't convert to their religions.

There is no negotiating with people that think G-d wants them to kill us. We need to fight them until they change or give up, just like the Nazis in WW2.

No matter how long or how many generations this war lasts, it's a war we must fight and a war we must win.

It's the only way to keep our heads about us.

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