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Jewish World Review Sept. 18, 2007 / 6 Tishrei 5768 Don't lose your head: Vote for Osama By Dave Weinbaum
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Osama announces run for president of the United States • No Democracy-Exactly what Democrats are pushing, with universal health
care, socialism, control of Judges, filibusters when they can't control the
vote.
• No elections-Just in case you get another stupid idea of electing an infidel
like Bush.
• Everyone to convert to Islam-A jihadist in every house-Learn the religion of
"peace"…or else.
• Madrasahs for the kids of the west-We will teach your children to throw
themselves while bomb strapped at anyone left in the world that would
profess a religion other than theirs…just like the rest of the Muslim world.
• Woman's rights ROFLMAO!! You're kidding, right?
• Low taxes-only a flat 2.5% for everyone-talk about appealing to the right
wing!
• Immediate withdrawal from Iraq and all Arab/Muslim countries-better get
that steam technology back cause you ain't getting' any more of the greasy
stuff. We're selling it to the Russians and the Chinese.
• Israel swept into the Mediterranean-not literally-just the six million Jewish
citizens that live there.
• Dissolve all major corporations and jail all company officers for reeducation
in Madrasahs throughout the formerly fruited plains.
• An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth-only AFTER you convert, otherwise
we are allowed to blind you and take away your dental.
• Abolish the Democratic Party (before they do it to themselves)-The party that
was elected to carry out my agenda has shown itself to be a paper tiger. Too
bad they didn't have the Chutzpah to overthrow Bush as they promised. They
are, however, primed to accept Shia law. BTW, that does include Hillary's
war chest and her Hong Kong "special" phone book. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum, originally from Chicago, is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic. He resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.
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