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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 21, 2009 / 1 Elul 5769

Want to make a lib crazier? Mention these names

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | I've taken to starting my radio talk show with a name assured to raise the cackles of lefties all over mid-Missouri. As the show breaks I'm inclined to welcome my audience with two words, "Sarah Palin," then ruminate about all the red faces, heart palpitations and coffee mugs that are dropped and shattered throughout the heartland.


It's called "pushing their buttons," catalyzing their derangement through their brainwashed, blurred vision of the world that's completely tainted by government-run media. I feel like a high school punk calling for a food fight, then stepping back to enjoy the fun.


So why deprive my readers of this liberal madness?


George W. Bush —


              The cause of all evil, including his brother ex-Florida Governor Jeb stealing the 2000 election, sending hurricanes to murder blacks and wars on countries that were innocent. Of course the left conveniently forgets the Clinton Administration's decree to remove the Saddam regime years before 9/11. Mr. and Mrs. Bubba and the congress were convinced that Saddam had WMDs and/or a fast track to develop nukes.


Dick Cheney —


              The Darth Vader of America. Libs believe Cheney is evil, oily and in control of Halliburton. They think he's a conspirer of such mammoth proportions that he evokes hysteria and diarrhea amongst lefties throughout the world.


Rush Limbaugh —


              A man who came out of nowhere (Cape Girardeau, Mo) via KC and single-handedly leveled the playing field. Rush took on the liberal networks, newspapers, and now Internet. Instrumental in reversing the control of congress from Dems to Repubs in 1994, Rush has never been elected to as much as dogcatcher! Limbaugh has to be the numero uno as the singular most effective cause of Liberal hyper-insanity, blood pressure jolts and Maalox guzzling.


Ann Coulter —


              Hitler in heels and a black leather mini to the "Hope and Change" gang. Ann is the target for those who can't beat her logic or throw pies straight enough to cause her to call for a towel.


Fox News —


              Libs believe if you say you heard it on "Faux Snooze" there's no need to come up with any contrary facts. Whatever is said is by definition a lie.


Karl Rove —


              A tossup with Cheney. Karl's biggest crime is he kicked Dem arse over two straight presidential elections when the odds and polls indicated Gore and Kerry wins. Dems have tried to have Rove frog-marched down Pennsylvania Avenue for eight years. They continue their quest under the Obama Administration. Karl has shown what a nice and talented guy he truly is during his informative and entertaining Fox segments.


Glenn Beck —


              Glenn's admittedly nuts at times, but he's a ratings magnet. An overnight hit at Fox, Glenn has gained maximum animosity amongst the left. Van Jones, a self-acknowledged communist, founder of Colorofchange.org and newly anointed green jobs czar for the Obama Administration, is the lead in trying to kill Beck's show. Through Colorofchange.org, Jones is threatening Beck's sponsors with boycott using the ole' Jackson-Sharpton shakedown routine. Why? Because Glenn called Barrack Hussein Obama a racist when the President took a black Hahvad professor's side over a white Cambridge cop's after admitting he didn't have the facts . Also, Glenn ran an expose of Jones, his communism and his black nationalism.


Bill O'Reilly —


              The left HATES HIM with a passion. I believe most of the animus is jealousy over Bill's huge and growing ratings. I think O'Reilly is soft on Obama, possibly because he honored Bill with an interview during the campaign.


Dave Weinbaum —


              Some Mid-Missouri libs dislike me. My approach is to reason with those I can and irritate those I can't. I beg them to call me on my radio show and defend this government's policies. There ARE reasonable southpaws and given the truth, they will change. In fact, you are witnessing a vast shift amongst long-time Democrats to Republicans Seniors and independents, or as Harry Reid likes to call them " evil mongers", are tidal-waving toward the Republicans.

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JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum hosts DaveWeinbaum.com. He is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic and resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.



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