In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 15, 2008 / 14 Menachem-Av 5768

Hillary to sue ‘love lips’ for causing loss to Obama

By Dave Weinbaum

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hillary Clinton surrogate Howard Wolfson has been all over the tube, radio waves, print media, and internet, laying foundation for the mother of all political lawsuits. He claims the cover-up by Edwards of his sordid affair caused Iowa dems to vote for John instead of Hillary. Enough potential Clinton voters sided with Edwards, thus handing the victory, momentum, and eventual nomination to Obama.

Not missing a beat, Hillary will name Elizabeth Edwards co-defendant, without a scant feeling for her sister's deadly cancer. Liz aided and abetted her sniveling two-timing hypocrite of a husband in hiding the facts from the toothless liberal press.

In a further bombshell, Hillary's star witness will be none other than her impeached husband Bill. After all, who knows better than the ex-president what damage a covered up affair can do to a wife…I mean candidate than Bubba? Can I get a hallelujah from ALGORE?

But Bill's testimony will add another wrinkle. He'll be used as an expert witness for damages Hillary will seek. Bill will prove he "earned" $109 million over the last 7 years, an annual stipend of about $16 million. Taking inflation into account and Hillary's life expectancy post her 8 years as Madame President, she'll have claim to about $250 million.

Bill and Hillary can also testify as to the value of the furniture, silver, and china they "collected" from their first White House stint, and could be expected to filch during and after Hillary's eight year tenure.

But don't overlook Bill's joining the suit as potential First Man to the first female president. One can only speculate as to that value: Books, interns, speeches, interns, library additions, and interns. Did I mention interns? The uniqueness of the situation is ripe with the fruit of harm for each as individuals and for both as a damaged couple.

Then throw in the Clintons being smacked off the cliff of their self righteous supremacy, the deepest cut of all. It'll be clear to jury and judge these poor victims of the Edward's conspiracy should be in line for a cool $half billion judgment.

I was going to be a lawyer but I lost my appeal

You know what's amazing about this? THEY'RE ALL LAWYERS!! Count 'em…Hillary, Bubba, Love lips, the messiah, Michelle, and co-conspirer, Liz.

The only one not a lawyer in this mess, is comfortably nested in a $5,000,000 house, paid $15,000 a month, spiritual and sexual guru to Lover Lips, Rielle Hunter. We can assume she's patiently waiting for Elizabeth to succumb to her cancer. After all, she's been condemned by Hunter to have "bad vibes." Then and only then, can Johnny come marching home to her and their (OOPS!) daughter.

By the way, Lover lips claims he HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF THIS. I believe him. Don't you? Lawyers are prevented by law from lying.

Conventional wisdom

I can envision the scores of angry Hillary women, taking to the streets of Denver, chanting and waving signs

  • Edwards play gave the election away!

  • It's time men and pesky minorities realized that WOMEN are the real victims!

  • It's our turn! We deserve it!

  • Turn those voting machines back on!

  • Count Michigan and Florida!

I can hear Hilary in her honored speaking gig at the convention rescinding support for Barack, and putting her name up for nomination. "Bring back Michigan and Florida…rev up those voting machines!" she'll scream.

Of course a settlement could be in the offing, a Hillary and Obama ticket.

The boding conclusion should Obama and Hillary get elected, is the country will retract into defeatism and legalese to such an extent that terrorists and Pukin will take turns devouring the USA as easily as Michael Phelps downs one of his famous 4,000 calorie breakfasts.

Is it just me or do the leaders of the Democratic Party seem one foot short of a yard sale?

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