Hillary Clinton surrogate Howard Wolfson has been all over the tube, radio waves, print media, and internet, laying foundation for the mother of all political lawsuits. He claims the cover-up by Edwards of his sordid affair caused Iowa dems to vote for John instead of Hillary. Enough potential Clinton voters sided with Edwards, thus handing the victory, momentum, and eventual nomination to Obama.
Not missing a beat, Hillary will name Elizabeth Edwards co-defendant, without a scant feeling for her sister's deadly cancer. Liz aided and abetted her sniveling two-timing hypocrite of a husband in hiding the facts from the toothless liberal press.
In a further bombshell, Hillary's star witness will be none other than her impeached husband Bill. After all, who knows better than the ex-president what damage a covered up affair can do to a wife…I mean candidate than Bubba? Can I get a hallelujah from
But Bill's testimony will add another wrinkle. He'll be used as an expert witness for damages Hillary will seek. Bill will prove he "earned" $109 million over the last 7 years, an annual stipend of about $16 million. Taking inflation into account and Hillary's life expectancy post her 8 years as Madame President, she'll have claim to about $250 million.
Bill and Hillary can also testify as to the value of the furniture, silver, and china they "collected" from their first White House stint, and could be expected to filch during and after Hillary's eight year tenure.
But don't overlook Bill's joining the suit as potential First Man to the first female president. One can only speculate as to that value: Books, interns, speeches, interns, library additions, and interns. Did I mention interns? The uniqueness of the situation is ripe with the fruit of harm for each as individuals and for both as a damaged couple.
Then throw in the Clintons being smacked off the cliff of their self righteous supremacy, the deepest cut of all. It'll be clear to jury and judge these poor victims of the Edward's conspiracy should be in line for a cool $half billion judgment.
I was going to be a lawyer but I lost my appeal
You know what's amazing about this? THEY'RE ALL LAWYERS!! Count 'em…Hillary, Bubba, Love lips, the messiah, Michelle, and co-conspirer, Liz.
The only one not a lawyer in this mess, is comfortably nested in a $5,000,000 house, paid $15,000 a month, spiritual and sexual guru to Lover Lips, Rielle Hunter. We can assume she's patiently waiting for Elizabeth to succumb to her cancer. After all, she's been condemned by Hunter to have "bad vibes." Then and only then, can Johnny come marching home to her and their (OOPS!) daughter.
By the way, Lover lips claims he HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF THIS. I believe him. Don't you? Lawyers are prevented by law from lying.
I can envision the scores of angry Hillary women, taking to the streets of Denver, chanting and waving signs
Edwards play gave the election away!
It's time men and pesky minorities realized that WOMEN are the real victims!
It's our turn! We deserve it!
Turn those voting machines back on!
Count Michigan and Florida!
I can hear Hilary in her honored speaking gig at the convention rescinding support for Barack, and putting her name up for nomination. "Bring back Michigan and Florida…rev up those voting machines!" she'll scream.
Of course a settlement could be in the offing, a Hillary and Obama ticket.
The boding conclusion should Obama and Hillary get elected, is the country will retract into defeatism and legalese to such an extent that terrorists and Pukin will take turns devouring the USA as easily as Michael Phelps downs one of his famous 4,000 calorie breakfasts.
Is it just me or do the leaders of the Democratic Party seem one foot short of a yard sale?