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Jewish World Review
August 11, 2006
/ 17 Menachem-Av, 5766
Return to sender: Address Tehran
By
Dave Weinbaum
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Let's face it.
Israel has a major PR problem.
Most of its neighbors want to send Israel into the Mediterranean, drowning every Jewish man, woman, and child in its wake.
Iran and Syria's pawn, Hezbollah, keeps rocket launchers, weapons, and soldiers embedded in or near civilians and UN buildings. Their ball bearing filled rockets, launched from populated areas, are sent indiscriminately into Israeli Jewish and Arab neighborhoods with nary a purpose except to murder and traumatize as many innocent people as they can. While there are some ripped apart by the screeching bombs, you don't see many Israeli children amongst them...thank G-d!
A child should never have to wonder if his parents love him
Seems Israelis love their children enough to keep them out of the paths of exploding missiles, in shelters or at Uncle Phil's down south.
Before Israel retaliates:
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They alert civilians first.
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They drop flyers.
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They broadcast warnings.
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They meticulously target enemy combatants and their supply lines.
The Jews try to get innocents, even Hezbollah's family members, out of danger. Then they go after Hezbollah "warriors" who insist on hiding amongst the duly warned women and children as a defense.
The Hezbollah parade starts when the bodies of innocents, mostly children, now in macabre death masks are thrusted in the air for the press to see. Crocodile tears are sobbed for the cameras. "Spontaneous" demonstrations suddenly appear in Tehran, and Damascus, with vengeance oaths screamed at Jews and the USA.
Of course those dear ones are dead, because their "loved ones" used them as shields and later as lifeless symbols of their Jihad.
Can any of you imagine putting your children in this kind of danger, then parading their little dead bodies in front of the press? What kind of sick bastards do this to their own?
But this scene has been replayed time and time again.
Muslim leaders are willing to sacrifice any Arab/Muslim man, woman, or child to justify killing Jews….with the exception of the bosses themselves.
Now THAT'S considered effective Middle East PR! No, I'm NOT kidding.
"Pardon us, but did you misplace these?"
If Israel succeeds in capturing ten thousand plus Iranian rockets, missiles and drones, they could make one hell of a PR turnaround. All they need do is turn 'em east, light the fuse and send them postage prepaid back to the owners.
Lest civilians get caught in the crossfire, direct them into Tehran's main government buildings, bridges, roads, and airports…all % of Israel's neighbor, Iranian President Ahmadinejad, or as the Mullahs call him, Ah'm Mad.
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Let Ah'm Mad finally feel the punishment he earned for his role as invader of the US embassy and kidnapper of American personnel for 444 days in 1979-80.
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Let Ah'm Mad suffer for pulling the strings of his Hezbollah puppets as they kill any Jew they can find or launch missiles to kill Israeli children.
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Let Ah'm Mad suffer for Hezbollah's murder of 241 Americans, mostly US Marines, murdered in their barracks in Lebanon in 1983.
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Let Ah'm Mad suffer for his desecration of the souls of 6,000.000 Jews in denying the Holocaust happened.
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Let Ah'm Mad suffer as he wants Israelis to suffer as he tries to "wipe them off the map."
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Let those missiles, rockets and drones wing back to the original senders, and let them soar with screaming accuracy into the infrastructure and offices of the new Hitler, Ah'm Mad.
After all, isn't THAT what being a good neighbor is all about?
If only Adam had eaten the serpent and not the apple…
As to the Chinese producers of some of the missiles…let every Jew in the world boycott all Chinese restaurants for a month (a supreme sacrifice for G-ds chosen ones)! That'll put a red pepper on their bottom line
No worry about retaliation from our Far Eastern friends abandoning Jewish Delis.
There's no record of any Chinese ever ordering as much as a knish, much less a hot corn beef on pumpernickel.
May Ah'm Mad and friends find out what Hitler discovered in the mid forties.
Swastikas boomerang.
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