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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 11, 2006 / 17 Menachem-Av, 5766

Return to sender: Address Tehran

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Let's face it.


Israel has a major PR problem.


Most of its neighbors want to send Israel into the Mediterranean, drowning every Jewish man, woman, and child in its wake.


Iran and Syria's pawn, Hezbollah, keeps rocket launchers, weapons, and soldiers embedded in or near civilians and UN buildings. Their ball bearing filled rockets, launched from populated areas, are sent indiscriminately into Israeli Jewish and Arab neighborhoods with nary a purpose except to murder and traumatize as many innocent people as they can. While there are some ripped apart by the screeching bombs, you don't see many Israeli children amongst them...thank G-d!


A child should never have to wonder if his parents love him


Seems Israelis love their children enough to keep them out of the paths of exploding missiles, in shelters or at Uncle Phil's down south.


Before Israel retaliates:

  • They alert civilians first.

  • They drop flyers.

  • They broadcast warnings.

  • They meticulously target enemy combatants and their supply lines.


The Jews try to get innocents, even Hezbollah's family members, out of danger. Then they go after Hezbollah "warriors" who insist on hiding amongst the duly warned women and children as a defense.


The Hezbollah parade starts when the bodies of innocents, mostly children, now in macabre death masks are thrusted in the air for the press to see. Crocodile tears are sobbed for the cameras. "Spontaneous" demonstrations suddenly appear in Tehran, and Damascus, with vengeance oaths screamed at Jews and the USA.


Of course those dear ones are dead, because their "loved ones" used them as shields and later as lifeless symbols of their Jihad.


Can any of you imagine putting your children in this kind of danger, then parading their little dead bodies in front of the press? What kind of sick bastards do this to their own?


But this scene has been replayed time and time again.


Muslim leaders are willing to sacrifice any Arab/Muslim man, woman, or child to justify killing Jews….with the exception of the bosses themselves.


Now THAT'S considered effective Middle East PR! No, I'm NOT kidding.


"Pardon us, but did you misplace these?"


If Israel succeeds in capturing ten thousand plus Iranian rockets, missiles and drones, they could make one hell of a PR turnaround. All they need do is turn 'em east, light the fuse and send them postage prepaid back to the owners.


Lest civilians get caught in the crossfire, direct them into Tehran's main government buildings, bridges, roads, and airports…all % of Israel's neighbor, Iranian President Ahmadinejad, or as the Mullahs call him, Ah'm Mad.

  • Let Ah'm Mad finally feel the punishment he earned for his role as invader of the US embassy and kidnapper of American personnel for 444 days in 1979-80.

  • Let Ah'm Mad suffer for pulling the strings of his Hezbollah puppets as they kill any Jew they can find or launch missiles to kill Israeli children.

  • Let Ah'm Mad suffer for Hezbollah's murder of 241 Americans, mostly US Marines, murdered in their barracks in Lebanon in 1983.

  • Let Ah'm Mad suffer for his desecration of the souls of 6,000.000 Jews in denying the Holocaust happened.

  • Let Ah'm Mad suffer as he wants Israelis to suffer as he tries to "wipe them off the map."

  • Let those missiles, rockets and drones wing back to the original senders, and let them soar with screaming accuracy into the infrastructure and offices of the new Hitler, Ah'm Mad.


After all, isn't THAT what being a good neighbor is all about?


If only Adam had eaten the serpent and not the apple…


As to the Chinese producers of some of the missiles…let every Jew in the world boycott all Chinese restaurants for a month (a supreme sacrifice for G-ds chosen ones)! That'll put a red pepper on their bottom line


No worry about retaliation from our Far Eastern friends abandoning Jewish Delis.


There's no record of any Chinese ever ordering as much as a knish, much less a hot corn beef on pumpernickel.


May Ah'm Mad and friends find out what Hitler discovered in the mid forties.


Swastikas boomerang.

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