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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 14, 2006 / 18 Tamuz, 5766

Stolen elections enable Bush to run again

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bush has finally done it.


He now acknowledges that Karl Rove stole two presidential elections in collusion with Diebold Corporation and the Supreme Court. He's so repentant that he has decided to run once more for the presidency…legitimately.


You see, if he was never legally elected, term limits don't apply to him.


Since he claims no knowledge of the actual crimes committed by Karl, learning of them after the fact, there's no likelihood that he'll be indicted, much less impeached. Republicans, if they maintain their control, can stop all Lib attempts at such feeble gestures.


Of course, Rove knows there ARE republican presidential wannabes as well.


Welcome to "Let's Make a Deal!"


Meet our future DOD Secretary John McCain, 2009s' Attorney General Rudy Giuliani, Secretary of State Jeb Bush, and Vice President Condi Rice.


Since Karl worked together WITH the Supremes, good luck getting THEM to even look at the case, much less let it be litigated before them.


If you can't beat them, distract them until you can
The only way Dems can stop this from happening is to win the majority in Congress…or bribe enough Republicans to vote against the President. Before Karl goes perp walking through the DC night, handcuffs squeezing his pudgy wrists, escorted by McKinney bashed capital cops, he'll have lined out the proper "incentives" to keep the righties in line.


He'll need them.


Lefties have made known their true intentions:

  • "I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a "deserter." What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, and election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar and a functional illiterate." Michael Moore, Chief Democratic Strategist and dietician.

  • "Shout a little louder if you want the President impeached!" Bruce Springsteen…Loved you in Des Moines, Brucy. My advice? Shut up and sing!

  • "While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage, the real truth is that the presence of his large financial contributors, he's a moral coward." ALGORE. And YOUR "large financial contributors" think you're a nutty loser.

  • Bush wasn't elected; he was selected-selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines." Alec Baldwin. See? I told you the Supremes won't want to get involved with Rove!

  • "Team Bush is more radically corrupt than Richard Nixon ever tried to be…It is, in fact, a conspiracy of the 43rd Reich." Janeane Garofalo. Hey what happened to the other 40 "Reichs?"

  • "The world would be completely different today had Bush not stolen the elections from Gore." Oliver Stone. Yeah, by now, I'd either be on my knees praying toward Mecca, or have my head in my hands…literally.

  • Rep John Conyers wants to impeach GWB, and censure the Vice President over any scandal imagined or otherwise. Where ARE those darn Downing Street Memos?

  • Rep John Lewis has called for Bush's impeachment stating that the president has violated laws by falsely scaring the American people about terrorists, to excuse his NSA wiretapping. Care that some REAL terrorists were caught this way with NO reports of any abuse of the program at all? Any twinge of fear at all going into a subway or on top of the tall building Congressman? If not, you're a bigger twit than I thought.

  • State legislatures of Vermont, Illinois, and California have proposed Dubya's impeachment…sorta like fifth graders voting on recess.

May your defense be so good, it's offensive
Other Politicians, government officials, lawyers, and pundits calling for Bush's impeachment include, Eleanor Clift, Rep Maxine Waters, Ralph Nader, Pat Buchanan, John Dean, Ramsey Clark, Francis Boyle, Bruce Fein, Norm Ornstein, John Bopnafaz, Jonathon Turley, Garrison Keillor, Robert Scheer, Sadaam, Ah'm Mad!, and that half a Twinkie in N. Korea, Kim Jong 11.


Bush cannot afford to lose the '06 elections. The people above are hopelessly serious about impeachment.


That'll put quite a damper on his '08 election effort.


But, what about Rove?


Bush has learned much from his new brother.


Used to be all of Clinton's flaky friends would be so polite around him. "Pardon me, Mr. President, PLEASE PARDON ME!!" ...and that was just Hillary!


It's already a done deal for Karl, no dummy he!


Hey, what are good friends for, Bill? Now that you're Dubya's and dad's new best friend, and bro, maybe first term 2008 electee, President Bush will put you up in the Lincoln Bedroom. You could hire all the interns.


No contribution or Hilary needed.

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