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Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

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Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

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April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

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Jewish World Review June 18, 2010 / 6 Tamuz 5770

Truthers, roosters and Birthers -- oh my!

By Dave Weinbaum



http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | From Tea Parties to Swifties, Enablers to Blamers, Warmers to Deniers, a plethora of conspiracy groups have formed recently. Here are a few of the more popular ones and their supporters.

My psychiatrist told me, "For the tenth time, Weinbaum, you're not paranoid!" I replied, "So, you're one of them!"

First, the truthers:


  • Theory: Those who believe the Bush Administration participated in or knew in advance of the 9/11 attacks and stood down in order to gain power and override Constitutional protections. This would give Bush the green light to invade Iraq and Afghanistan to guarantee a future oil supply to the USA . It was done with a controlled demolition which happened to coincide with the Jets crashing into the buildings.

  • Typical Accusation: "To say that we don't know it (WTC Building Seven) imploded…is beyond ignorant." Rosie O'Donnell.

  • Evidence: Popular Science dismissed the above and concluded the collapse of the buildings were fire-gravity induced from the jets and fuel, including a "volcanic eruption," like the crashing down of debris from Building One into Building Seven.

  • Believers: Ed Asner, Charlie Sheen, Rosie O'Donnell, Former Obama Green Jobs Czar and admitted Communist Van Jones, Ralph Nader, Cynthia McKinney, Jesse Ventura, and any Islamic Fanatics who, after trying to convict Israel of the 9/11 attacks, pointed their fingers at Bush….and Cheney too.

Then came the Roosters:


  • Theory: Evil, imperialistic atom bomb annihilators of Hiroshima and Nagasaki America deserved the attacks on 9/11.

  • Evidence: A ridiculous concept that the US , the most giving nation in the history of man, is evil.

  • Advocates include: Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Barack Hussein Obama and all in his cabinet, his 40 czars and most of the Dem party.

  • Accusation: " America 's chickens have come home to roost!" "…G-d damn America ! It's in the Bible!" The bad Reverend Jeremiah Wright. Or as fellow Rooster, Obama seems to be saying with his policies: Thank you Osama, we deserve another!

The 2008 election brought out the Birthers.


  • Theory: those who believe Obama's lack of an official Birth Certificate means he's ineligible to serve.

  • Evidence: Only a certified copy of Obama's "Certification of Live Birth" was released by the Obama Campaign. Three of these cases have been dismissed by the Supreme Court.

  • Advocates: Alan Keyes, Michael Savage, the Obama Nation author, Jerome Corsi.

  • Used in a sentence: "Somewhere in Kenya there's a village that's lost its idiot." "We're getting ready for the Communist takeover of America with a non-citizen at the helm." Michael Savage, according to Wikipedia.

This last one is a bonus, but only because it didn't mesh with the Wizard of Oz-like title of the article.

After the election and 1.5 years into Obama's term, we have the blamers.


  • Theory: It was Bush's fault!

  • Evidence: Bush was the president before Obama. Our president is obsessed with blaming his predecessor for all his problems and failings. Eisenhower planned the Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba and JFK failed to execute it. Not once did Kennedy try and blame Ike for the fiasco.

  • Advocates: Barack Obama, his administration the Democratic Congress, Helen Thomas and, until very recently, the rest of the Main Stream Media.

  • Used in a sentence: "We inherited a mess!" heard about a gazillion times in Obama's speeches, interviews and press conferences throughout his entire administration. "Obama inherited a mess." Pick almost anyone of the flaming Main Steamers.

Sometimes you have to rock the captain to save the boat

Apparently Obama has clicked his ruby shoes three times and ordered, "Pass cap and tax— or else." Even the Dems are saying, "Not so much."

Hey Obamaites, it could be worse. There could be a group called the Impeachers.

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