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Jewish World Review
June 7, 2010
/ 25 Sivan 5770
Bill gets Barack jiggy with impeachment strategy
By
Dave Weinbaum
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Let's face fact. When you have no boundaries, attribute to yourself G-d-like
powers, surround yourself with foam Greek Columns, tell lies about how you are
going to govern so your followers' legs tingle and they faint by your mere
presence, promise anything to all, you've got a pretty good chance of being
elected.
Ah, but governing is a horse of a different color.
Great presidents never die. The others should learn to
shut the heck up until they do.
Enter Bill Clinton --- stage far left.
Seems no matter how hard we try, we just can't make this man tend to his own
garden, like the Bushes. Of course, Hillary is one sprout that's difficult to cuddle
up to. Besides she's busy, doing whatever one does to support the Apologist in
the White House. Bill is back in the epicenter of power drawn to scandal like
Socialists to anti-Semitism.
Clinton buried himself in his first term with an ineffectiveness that brought
Republicans back to congressional control for the first time since Ike. Bill
inadvertently discovered his real talent emanating from unwanted sexual attacks
and a tawdry affair with a woman who earned her moment in history with a
gooey blue dress.
Result?
After a long torturous investigation that took all of Clinton 's attention away from
his job, he was impeached. What nobody expected was his successful campaign
to make Ken Starr look evil. Forget the fact Starr was appointed by his own
Attorney General, Janet Reno. Bill tried to convince the gullible public Ken was
aligned with Repubs to kick him out him out for innocent, albeit extramarital, sex.
He did what all good Libs are exceptional at: He played the victim and he
survived.
Obama has replicated Clinton's performance, sans sex scandal(s). It's getting
ugly. He's got two potential impeachable offenses that we know about, if he can
be connected to them: Sestak and Romanoff.
Dear Leader is trapped in his cave of inexperience. His shocking lack of political
intuition and passion has multitudes of people openly screaming at him --- and
those are his fellow progressives!
Hey, impeachment worked for Bubba. Why not Barack?
Obama can do what he and Bill are experts at: Perpetual campaigning. Both are
skilled at playing the victim and using class warfare. Then Barack can identify
evil--bankers, lobbyists, corporations--then play religions against one another.
And don't forget the villain of today, Big Oil!
The following song was rumored to have been sung by Bubba during a recent
lunch at the White House:
Impeachment to the tune of Downtown By Petula Clark
When you're alone
And polls are making you gloomy, You can always get impeached.
When you've got scandals,
And you're ripe to dismantle,
Bubba says to you, "impeach."
Just listen to the blather of Repubs who think they're witty,
Overplaying hands without a sign of any pity
How can you lose?
The peeps are much dimmer out there
Forget all indictments; forget all your cares and get
Impeached, things will ease up, If you're
Impeached, you'll be a lost pup. If you're
Impeached,your polls sure to go up
Impeached,
And a prez from past may help and understand you
Someone just like you who needed their butt saved too
And guide you along
So maybe I'll see you there
You can forget all the pollsters; forget all your cares and get
Impeached,things will turn 'round
Impeached,Repubs you can pound
Impeached, you'll be a victim like Bill.
Impeached, impeached, impeached (fade-out)
If it backfires, well that Secretary of State just might make herself available to
run.
Gee, where will Bill live then?
Remember, if all else fails, it was Bush's fault!
Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm!
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