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Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 7, 2010 / 25 Sivan 5770

Bill gets Barack jiggy with impeachment strategy

By Dave Weinbaum



http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Let's face fact. When you have no boundaries, attribute to yourself G-d-like powers, surround yourself with foam Greek Columns, tell lies about how you are going to govern so your followers' legs tingle and they faint by your mere presence, promise anything to all, you've got a pretty good chance of being elected.

Ah, but governing is a horse of a different color.

Great presidents never die. The others should learn to shut the heck up until they do.

Enter Bill Clinton --- stage far left.

Seems no matter how hard we try, we just can't make this man tend to his own garden, like the Bushes. Of course, Hillary is one sprout that's difficult to cuddle up to. Besides she's busy, doing whatever one does to support the Apologist in the White House. Bill is back in the epicenter of power drawn to scandal like Socialists to anti-Semitism.

Clinton buried himself in his first term with an ineffectiveness that brought Republicans back to congressional control for the first time since Ike. Bill inadvertently discovered his real talent emanating from unwanted sexual attacks and a tawdry affair with a woman who earned her moment in history with a gooey blue dress.

Result?

After a long torturous investigation that took all of Clinton 's attention away from his job, he was impeached. What nobody expected was his successful campaign to make Ken Starr look evil. Forget the fact Starr was appointed by his own Attorney General, Janet Reno. Bill tried to convince the gullible public Ken was aligned with Repubs to kick him out him out for innocent, albeit extramarital, sex. He did what all good Libs are exceptional at: He played the victim and he survived.

Obama has replicated Clinton's performance, sans sex scandal(s). It's getting ugly. He's got two potential impeachable offenses that we know about, if he can be connected to them: Sestak and Romanoff.

Dear Leader is trapped in his cave of inexperience. His shocking lack of political intuition and passion has multitudes of people openly screaming at him --- and those are his fellow progressives!

Hey, impeachment worked for Bubba. Why not Barack?

Obama can do what he and Bill are experts at: Perpetual campaigning. Both are skilled at playing the victim and using class warfare. Then Barack can identify evil--bankers, lobbyists, corporations--then play religions against one another. And don't forget the villain of today, Big Oil!

The following song was rumored to have been sung by Bubba during a recent lunch at the White House:

Impeachment to the tune of Downtown By Petula Clark

When you're alone
And polls are making you gloomy,
You can always get impeached. When you've got scandals,
And you're ripe to dismantle,
Bubba says to you, "impeach."
Just listen to the blather of Repubs who think they're witty,

Overplaying hands without a sign of any pity
How can you lose?
The peeps are much dimmer out there
Forget all indictments; forget all your cares and get
Impeached, things will ease up, If you're
Impeached, you'll be a lost pup. If you're
Impeached,your polls sure to go up
Impeached,
And a prez from past may help and understand you

Someone just like you who needed their butt saved too

And guide you along
So maybe I'll see you there
You can forget all the pollsters; forget all your cares and get

Impeached,things will turn 'round
Impeached,Repubs you can pound
Impeached, you'll be a victim like Bill.
Impeached, impeached, impeached (fade-out)

If it backfires, well that Secretary of State just might make herself available to run.

Gee, where will Bill live then?

Remember, if all else fails, it was Bush's fault!

Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm!

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