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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 30, 2008 / 25 Iyar 5768

Hillary kneecaps herself with own mouth

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | While it's physically impossible to lick your elbow, Hillary has proven beyond a doubt, one can kneecap oneself with their own mouth…whoever she may be.


Hillary, the smartest woman in the world, has been hoisted by her own petard. No anomaly this, Senator Clinton seems to spew these unmentionables on a regular schedule.


It's not deft to be tone deaf
Mrs. Clinton, First Lady and co-president at the time, divulged how she had to do a duck-and-run to avoid sniper fire from the Bosnian hordes. She repeated this fairy tale at least three times in public.


Finally someone from the Philadelphia News confronted Hillary about the veracity of her story when compared to the videotape of that same landing.


The tape showed a smiling Hillary with 16 year old daughter, Chelsea at her side calmly meandering her way out of that same plane, with her head up. She took time to talk to an eight year old Bosnian girl who presented her with a poem, conversed with the official welcoming party, and kibitzed with US troops, before calmly entering her waiting vehicle.


So much for the effectiveness of those Bosnian assassins.


She pleads, she "misspoke."


I grew up on a crocodile farm. I was an only child…eventually
The assassination story could be Senator Clinton's coup de grace. She imparted this brilliance at least twice publicly.


For those from Branson, Mrs. Clinton used her husband's '92 presidential run and Robert Kennedy's '68 campaign as her reasons to stay in the current race.


Hillary's comparison to her battle with Barack and RFK'S race to the White House are very different:


  • Robert Kennedy didn't declare his run for the presidency until March 16, 1968.

  • Lyndon Johnson stunned the world when on March 31, 1968 he dropped out of the race.

  • The contest was wide open and RFK was shot less than three months later as he celebrated his triumph in the California Democratic Primary.


What the heck does the above have to do with Hillary staying in her pursuit, other than her speculation of tragedy? G-d forbid if this happened again, she or someone else could rejoin the campaign under those horrific circumstances.


Personally, I want her to stay in. The chaos churning through the Democratic Party is marvelous, thanks partially to Mr. Limbaugh's tactics and willing minions.


Besides, lately, I'm never at a lack for column fodder. The stinkers Barack and Hillary have come up with could provide enough gas to heat a medium size city in Missouri for the next ten years.


What do you call celery that chases a star? Stalker
John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan many years back. He was obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster. Hinckley was extremely jealous as well, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster. In a desperate quest to gain Ms. Foster's attention, he shot Ronald Reagan.


This letter has been floating on the internet, its verification yet to be determined.


Dear John,

Hillary and I want you to know that we have followed your recovery from an illness that is not your fault. While attacking President Reagan was no way to cope, we believe in our country's successful treatment of illnesses like yours. We fervently believe you will be forgiven and returned to society.

As you get healthier, and are closer to your release, we want you to know we are amongst many people in your corner, rooting for you to live a fulfilling life.

John, make Hillary and I proud.

Sincerely,
Presidents Bill and Hillary Clinton.

PS. We heard Barack has the hots for Jodie Foster.


As Nancy Kerrigan justifiably whaled after being kneecapped by Tonya Harding's hired thug, Hillary must be yelling into every mirror she sees, WHHHHHHHHHHY!?!?! WHHHHHHHHY?!?!


Dear readers, just out of banal curiosity, how many of you actually tried to lick your elbows?


Inquiring minds want to know.

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