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August 29, 2008

Rabbi Berel Wein: 20/20 sightlessness

Caroline B. Glick: When history is not repeated

JWisdom: Blessed or Cursed: It's Really Up to You by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

August 28, 2008

Steve Lipman: A Comeback for the 'Jewish Jordan'

Jeffrey Weiss: Researcher reports 'intriguing' diabetes breakthrough

August 27, 2008

Rabbi Zecharya Greenwald: Removing the perfectionist's mask

The Kosher Gourmet by Emily Nunn: Summer harvest linguine

JWisdom:: The Missing Link in Spiritual Life by Rabbi David Aaron

August 26, 2008

Yaffa Ganz: Grandma gets lessons in staying cool

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: The Dems' 'soft' jihadist

JWisdom:: Today: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: Plague of indifference

August 25, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q: A friend is bearing a silly grudge from a supposed wrong. What recourse do I have?

Daniel Pipes: Barack Obama through Muslim Eyes

JWisdom:: The knowledge you need to overcome your insecurities by Malka Schulman

August 22, 2008

Rabbi Berel Wein: Life's essential ingredient

Caroline B. Glick: Dominos anyone?

JWisdom:: Actually, Do Sweat the Small Stuff! by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

August 21, 2008

Today in Biblical History by Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Popularization of Kabbalah: 20 Menachem-Av 1558 CE

Jonathan Rosenblum: Lessons from the Beyond

JWisdom: : The Olympian within is rooting for you -- yes, you! –- to go for the gold

August 20, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: Misleading Platform Platitudes

The Kosher Gourmet by Linda Gassenheimer: Chicken Salad with Asian Dressing

JWisdom: The Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith: America's Defense of the Jews --- Until WWII by Rabbi Nosson Scherman

August 19, 2008

Dennis Prager: If the Almighty doesn't exist

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Obama's Islamist problem has nothing to do with his upbringing

JWisdom: Think your life is messed up? by Rabbi David Aaron

August 18, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Business with Friends

Diana West: Roars About Russia, Bare Whispers About Islam

JWisdom: Relationship agony: The real cause by Malka Schulman

August 15, 2008

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: To love the Divine

Caroline B. Glick: Georgia, Israel, and the nature of man

JWisdom: The Truly Righteous Don't Demand Entitlements by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

August 14, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Confessions of broken spirit

Libby Lazewnik: The Numbers Game

JWisdom: Six Questions You'll Be Asked in Heaven? - Uh - Let's Just Take One for Now! by Gavriel Aryeh Sanders

August 13, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: Georgia should be on their minds

The Kosher Gourmet by Linda Gassenheimer: Go Greek: Pair flavorful lamb kebabs with a hearty salad

JWisdom: Human hybrids aren't science fiction by Rabbi David Aaron

August 12, 2008

Rabbi Avi Shafran: Bless us

Daniel Pipes: The West's Islamist Infiltrators

JWisdom: From Sadness to Gladness: The Route from Tisha b'Av to Rosh Hashana by Rabbi Mordechai Becher

August 11, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: A Jewish view on fair pricing

Caroline B. Glick: Ignoring failure in Gaza

JWisdom: 'Communication' Is Not The Answer! by Malka Schulman

August 7, 2008

Rabbi David Gutterman: A Continuing Story With a Sustaining Goal

Rabbi Berel Wein: Mourning and morning

JWisdom: Yes, we are still in exile by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

August 6, 2008

David Ashenfelter: Government made military engineer's life a living hell because of his faith, Defense Department report documents

Jonathan Tobin: Speak the Truth; Defeat the Lies

JWisdom: Jewish Spirituality: Fusion or Confusion? by Rabbi David Aaron

August 5, 2008

Chris Leppek: Church/state wall beginning to crumble?

Paul Greenberg: Exit Olmert (no encore, please)

JWisdom: Serenity: Make the commitment by Rabbi Zelig Pliskin (Read by Gavriel Sanders)

August 4, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Am I taking advantage of another's psychological quirk?

Andrew Silow-Carroll: A black and a Jew walk into the White House…

JWisdom: The Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith: Edward R. Morrow visits the ‘living dead’ by Rabbi Nosson Scherman

August 1, 2008

Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: We have the power to alter another's destiny — use it well

Caroline B. Glick: Why Olmert — finally — did it

JWisdom: Life By The (Book of) Numbers by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

July 31, 2008

This Week in Biblical History by Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Ezra the Scribe returns from exile

Joan Verdon: Demure is in demand: More brides seek 'modest' gowns

JWisdom: You don't have to be ‘compatible’ to have a stable, happy relationship by Malka Shulman

July 30, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: Does Israel need 'tough love'?

The Kosher Gourmet by Gail Borelli: Pickling captures the fleeting tastes of summer's fruits and vegetables

JWisdom: Serenity: It's Really Up to YOU! by Rabbi Zelig Pliskin (Read by Gavriel Sanders)

July 29, 2008

Rabbi Avi Shafran: Good things happen

Dick Morris: How Israel's race could shift ours

JWisdom: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: Equal but Not Jewish or Jewish but Not Human?

July 28, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: How and when to lie

Steven Emerson: More Perils of Interfaith Dialogue

JWisdom:: A TripTik for Your Spiritual Journey by Rabbi Dovid Gross

March 22, 2007

J-Rhythms with Avraham Rosenblum: JWR's cutting-edge music program showcasing performers -- singers, song writers, musicians, and bands -- who learn and live the Torah lifestyle (OUR NEWEST IGODCAST !)

Oct. 29, 2003
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Jewish World Review May 30, 2008 / 25 Iyar 5768

Hillary kneecaps herself with own mouth

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | While it's physically impossible to lick your elbow, Hillary has proven beyond a doubt, one can kneecap oneself with their own mouth…whoever she may be.


Hillary, the smartest woman in the world, has been hoisted by her own petard. No anomaly this, Senator Clinton seems to spew these unmentionables on a regular schedule.


It's not deft to be tone deaf
Mrs. Clinton, First Lady and co-president at the time, divulged how she had to do a duck-and-run to avoid sniper fire from the Bosnian hordes. She repeated this fairy tale at least three times in public.


Finally someone from the Philadelphia News confronted Hillary about the veracity of her story when compared to the videotape of that same landing.


The tape showed a smiling Hillary with 16 year old daughter, Chelsea at her side calmly meandering her way out of that same plane, with her head up. She took time to talk to an eight year old Bosnian girl who presented her with a poem, conversed with the official welcoming party, and kibitzed with US troops, before calmly entering her waiting vehicle.


So much for the effectiveness of those Bosnian assassins.


She pleads, she "misspoke."


I grew up on a crocodile farm. I was an only child…eventually
The assassination story could be Senator Clinton's coup de grace. She imparted this brilliance at least twice publicly.


For those from Branson, Mrs. Clinton used her husband's '92 presidential run and Robert Kennedy's '68 campaign as her reasons to stay in the current race.


Hillary's comparison to her battle with Barack and RFK'S race to the White House are very different:


  • Robert Kennedy didn't declare his run for the presidency until March 16, 1968.

  • Lyndon Johnson stunned the world when on March 31, 1968 he dropped out of the race.

  • The contest was wide open and RFK was shot less than three months later as he celebrated his triumph in the California Democratic Primary.


What the heck does the above have to do with Hillary staying in her pursuit, other than her speculation of tragedy? G-d forbid if this happened again, she or someone else could rejoin the campaign under those horrific circumstances.


Personally, I want her to stay in. The chaos churning through the Democratic Party is marvelous, thanks partially to Mr. Limbaugh's tactics and willing minions.


Besides, lately, I'm never at a lack for column fodder. The stinkers Barack and Hillary have come up with could provide enough gas to heat a medium size city in Missouri for the next ten years.


What do you call celery that chases a star? Stalker
John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan many years back. He was obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster. Hinckley was extremely jealous as well, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster. In a desperate quest to gain Ms. Foster's attention, he shot Ronald Reagan.


This letter has been floating on the internet, its verification yet to be determined.


Dear John,

Hillary and I want you to know that we have followed your recovery from an illness that is not your fault. While attacking President Reagan was no way to cope, we believe in our country's successful treatment of illnesses like yours. We fervently believe you will be forgiven and returned to society.

As you get healthier, and are closer to your release, we want you to know we are amongst many people in your corner, rooting for you to live a fulfilling life.

John, make Hillary and I proud.

Sincerely,
Presidents Bill and Hillary Clinton.

PS. We heard Barack has the hots for Jodie Foster.


As Nancy Kerrigan justifiably whaled after being kneecapped by Tonya Harding's hired thug, Hillary must be yelling into every mirror she sees, WHHHHHHHHHHY!?!?! WHHHHHHHHY?!?!


Dear readers, just out of banal curiosity, how many of you actually tried to lick your elbows?


Inquiring minds want to know.

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