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Jewish World Review
May 30, 2008
/ 25 Iyar 5768
Hillary kneecaps herself with own mouth
By
Dave Weinbaum
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While it's physically impossible to lick your elbow, Hillary has proven beyond a doubt, one can kneecap oneself with their own mouth…whoever she may be.
Hillary, the smartest woman in the world, has been hoisted by her own petard. No anomaly this, Senator Clinton seems to spew these unmentionables on a regular schedule.
It's not deft to be tone deaf
Mrs. Clinton, First Lady and co-president at the time, divulged how she had to do a duck-and-run to avoid sniper fire from the Bosnian hordes. She repeated this fairy tale at least three times in public.
Finally someone from the Philadelphia News confronted Hillary about the veracity of her story when compared to the videotape of that same landing.
The tape showed a smiling Hillary with 16 year old daughter, Chelsea at her side calmly meandering her way out of that same plane, with her head up. She took time to talk to an eight year old Bosnian girl who presented her with a poem, conversed with the official welcoming party, and kibitzed with US troops, before calmly entering her waiting vehicle.
So much for the effectiveness of those Bosnian assassins.
She pleads, she "misspoke."
I grew up on a crocodile farm. I was an only child…eventually
The assassination story could be Senator Clinton's coup de grace. She imparted this brilliance at least twice publicly.
For those from Branson, Mrs. Clinton used her husband's '92 presidential run and Robert Kennedy's '68 campaign as her reasons to stay in the current race.
Hillary's comparison to her battle with Barack and RFK'S race to the White House are very different:
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Robert Kennedy didn't declare his run for the presidency until March 16, 1968.
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Lyndon Johnson stunned the world when on March 31, 1968 he dropped out of the race.
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The contest was wide open and RFK was shot less than three months later as he celebrated his triumph in the California Democratic Primary.
What the heck does the above have to do with Hillary staying in her pursuit, other than her speculation of tragedy? G-d forbid if this happened again, she or someone else could rejoin the campaign under those horrific circumstances.
Personally, I want her to stay in. The chaos churning through the Democratic Party is marvelous, thanks partially to Mr. Limbaugh's tactics and willing minions.
Besides, lately, I'm never at a lack for column fodder. The stinkers Barack and Hillary have come up with could provide enough gas to heat a medium size city in Missouri for the next ten years.
What do you call celery that chases a star? Stalker
John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan many years back. He was obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster. Hinckley was extremely jealous as well, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster. In a desperate quest to gain Ms. Foster's attention, he shot Ronald Reagan.
This letter has been floating on the internet, its verification yet to be determined.
Dear John,
Hillary and I want you to know that we have followed your recovery from an illness that is not your fault. While attacking President Reagan was no way to cope, we believe in our country's successful treatment of illnesses like yours. We fervently believe you will be forgiven and returned to society.
As you get healthier, and are closer to your release, we want you to know we are amongst many people in your corner, rooting for you to live a fulfilling life.
John, make Hillary and I proud.
Sincerely,
Presidents Bill and Hillary Clinton.
PS. We heard Barack has the hots for Jodie Foster.
As Nancy Kerrigan justifiably whaled after being kneecapped by Tonya Harding's hired thug, Hillary must be yelling into every mirror she sees, WHHHHHHHHHHY!?!?! WHHHHHHHHY?!?!
Dear readers, just out of banal curiosity, how many of you actually tried to lick your elbows?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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