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Dec. 2, 2008

Melanie Phillips: The Mumbai atrocity is a wake-up call for a frighteningly unprepared world

Stratfor Geopolitical Intelligence Report: Strategic Motivations for the Mumbai Attack

Dec. 1, 2008

Max Freidlander, as told to Jacklyn C. Wadler: India Inkings

Mark Steyn: Whodunit!?

Nov. 28, 2008

Rabbi Ahron Rapps: An evil seed that didn't have to be

Melanie Phillips: Carpe diem --- or can we all relax now?

Nov. 26, 2008

Michael Feldberg: Meet the Orthodox Jew who laid groundwork for scientific development of ordnance that undergirds America's current world leadership

Andrea Simantov: Shades of life

Nov. 25, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Getting Emotional For Influence

The Kosher Gourmet by Ethel G. Hofman : Thanksiving feast!

Nov. 24, 2008

Rabbi S. Binyomin Ginsberg: 'I just Became a grandchild!'

Barry Rubin: Don't flatter your enemies, protect your friends

Nov. 21, 2008

Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: Money matters?

Caroline B. Glick: Civilization walks the plank

Nov. 20, 2008

Rabbi Avi Shafran: Bronfman's blindness

The Kosher Gourmet By Linda Gassenheimer: Portobellos add a hearty flavor to pasta with pesto

Nov, 19, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Spread the wealth? Jewish tradition and income equality

Elliot B. Gertel: 'Mad Men': Tackling prejudices or reinforcing them?

Nov, 18, 2008

Dr. Debby Schwarz Hirschhorn: The End of the Age of Reason

Jonathan Tobin: Does Barack + Bibi = Disaster?

Nov, 17, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The End of the Age of Reason

Diana West: Gulling Americans into making terror legit?

Nov, 14, 2008

Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: The Power of Spiritual Inertia

Caroline B. Glick: The perils ahead

Nov, 13, 2008

Stratfor Intelligence Briefing: How Bush and Obama together could change the Middle East dynamic

The Kosher Gourmet by JeanMarie Brownson: Sweet and savory, crispy and meltingly tender bestilla

Nov, 12, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Tyrannical Co-Workers

Michael Doyle: High Court to consider today donated monuments that may have religious messages in public parks

Nov, 11, 2008

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Will Obama stop government officials considering institutionalizing financial jihad?

Jonathan Tobin: They Will Decide Their Own Fate

Nov, 10, 2008

Rabbi Avi Shafran: $8 billion, modern-day Tower of Babel being built?

Barry Rubin: A letter to the president-elect from a Middle East realist

Nov, 7, 2008

Rabbi Francis Nataf: Of Children and Immortality

Caroline B. Glick: Livni's Obama strategy

Nov, 6, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: How I tricked a classroom of apathetic students into grasping the fallacy of moral relativism

The Kosher Gourmet By Gina Kim: Tips for making the perfect soup --- includes recipes

Nov, 5, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist By Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Destitute Debtors

Bruce Weinstein: 'Religulos': Bad title,even worse movie

Nov, 4, 2008

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Treasury Dept. submits to Shariah law

Frida Ghitis: A surprise for Obama in the Middle East

Nov, 3, 2008

Jonathan Rosenblum: Who says Jews are Smart?

Jonathan Tobin: Was He Wrong About Everything?

March 22, 2007

J-Rhythms with Avraham Rosenblum: JWR's cutting-edge music program showcasing performers -- singers, song writers, musicians, and bands -- who learn and live the Torah lifestyle (OUR NEWEST IGODCAST !)

Oct. 29, 2003
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Jewish World Review May 18, 2007 / 1 Sivan, 5767

I found my real purpose in life

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | How many of us ever find out why we were born?


I've been here for a while. 58 years to be exact. At this advanced middle age, I think I know why I'm here. I'm supposed make babies; Weinbaum kids…more Jews and more Americans.


This is a job I can do.


I was good at it before the vasectomy, producing 3 biological babes. Now, with a sense of fighting terrorism where it has made the most gains, let it be ours and Europe's' turn to fight back…between the sheets.


But, we can't do it alone.


We'll need the cooperation of our wives, a little wine with dinner, flowers, candles, sexy lingerie…and most important…we need to lose the remote for hours at a time.


C'mon guys…time for romance!


Make love not war has morphed to make love to win war


So what am I ranting about?


The facts ma'am, just the facts.


I read fellow JWR pundits Mark Steyn's book, "America Alone".


Mark has laid out what many have surmised. Muslims, without blowing up another embassy, without exploding another train full of Euros, without sending another bomb strapped lunatic to blow up a bus, restaurant, or mall, will overtake Europe in population in the foreseeable future. The theory is that as the population goes so does the government control.


How can this be?


Say hello to EuroIslamia


Seems "enlightened" Europeans have forgotten the facts of life. No matter how rich or poor, good or bad, IF YOU FAIL TO REPRODUCE AT A RATE ABOVE REPLACEMENT OF YOUR MATE AND YOURSELF, YOU WILL EVENTUALLY SELF EUTHANIZE YOURSELVES INTO EXTINCTNESS.


Steyn reveals that the replacement rate is 2.1 children per woman. Currently, non-Muslim European women, on average, produce around 1.3 tots per gal. According to Mark, European Muslim women are reproducing at a 3.5 babies each.


Couple that with Europe's absorption of over 20 million Muslim immigrants in an attempt to find enough workers to take care of their exploding socialistic needs. Muslims continue to flow in from all parts of the Islamic world to fill an ever widening Euro vacuum.


The math shows an Islamic takeover of population within 50 years.


Then al-Qaeda and its buds, Hezbollah, Hamas, and the little Hitler in Iran, will be issuing hate America, hate Israel, and hate Christian's dogma from the parliaments of England, France, Spain, Denmark, Germany, and Russia, as well as the 57 countries under Islamic control throughout the world.


Come to think of it, the self-hating Euros have been lobbing hate bombs to western civilization in their own self guilt and appeasement of what they must subconsciously know is their death knell. They seem to have already given up and are delivering al-Qaeda talking points almost in cohesion with the Democratic Party.


Those that refuse to multiply will be divided, then vanquished?


What to do?


Europeans must put away their selfishness and rediscover what made THEM in the first place…some serious unprotected sex their dads had with their mums and a completion of said birth. Their children might get to then create grandchildren and so on and so forth…replenishing the supply of Europeans into the foreseeable future.


It's the only way to save European civilization.


The Muslims in charge of Islam believe Allah wants them to force your conversion, or make you pay a special tax (jizya) to them as second class citizens in what was once YOUR country.


The last choice is to die at the blade of their swords.


You've been warned. It may not be too late.


As they say in the American 'hood…GET BUSY!


It's the only way you'll survive.


This is one job America won't be coming over there to do for you.


We've got our own remotes to lose.

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JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum, originally from Chicago, is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic. He resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.



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