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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 15, 2009 / 21 Iyar 5769

Hip hop Barack and our new constitution

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | "There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish…"
     Marcus Aurelius


It's no surprise our new president has changed America in the image of his heroes: Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan, Reverend Jeremiah Wright and Father Pflager. Despite his denials of their influence on him, these America-haters have a friend in the White House.


The "USA is evil" mantra was an obvious lead-in to the overthrow of our Constitutional laws, capitalism and the ability of other governmental institutions to balance power that was to prevent a king from taking over.


Well, it seems the Prince of Hyde Park has crowned himself the King of America. Needless to say the "change" promised has already altered our Bill of Rights:


  • Amendment 1 - Freedom FROM Religion and the Right Wing Press- If one MUST pray he/she needs do it in private so as not to offend those who consider prayer to be unnecessary babble and an affront. Congress will not abridge the freedom of speech of ACORN, any union, main-stream press or any other media not subject to liberal scorn or kidney failure.

  • 2 - Michelle has the sole right to bare arms. All the rest of you right-wing nut-jobs must give up your guns and turn in your ammo. As to militias? Fugehaboutit! ACORN will be replacing the National Guard and from this day forward be known as The Royal Barack Brigade.

  • 3 - Quartering of soldiers. No soldier shall be quartered in any house unless members of the Royal Brigade for the purpose of stopping mean banks trying to recover the former property of a King Obama supporter just because they refused to make their mortgage payments.

  • 4 - Search and Seizure-King Barack will have the right to search and his subjects will have the right to have seizures.

  • 5 - Trial and Punishment-No person shall be held for a crime without due process, unless that person is a known vicious terrorist. Said terrorist shall be released in the USA population in the hopes that the King's magnificence will temper their behavior. Needless to say, he will be shackled by ankle-bracelet and given a severe shock if he gets within 2,000 miles of the King.

  • 6 - Right to a Speedy Trial except for CEOs of businesses that King Obama has or is in the process of taking over. CEOs shall obey without question the King's orders to screw owners out of their contracted shares in favor of any union the King shall choose. Punishment will include the ruination of anyone by the White House Press Corp AKA The King's Krack Korrespondents or KKK.

  • 7 - Trial by Jury in Civil Cases…unless you are a supporter of the King. Then he shall provide you with a judge of his peers.

  • 8 - Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted, unless you're a greedy Wall Street punk who didn't support the King. Then you'll be subject to buses full of the King's Brigade delivered to your doorstep to demonstrate.

  • 9 - These rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people as long as they're not affiliated with any Republican, conservative, or any doctor capable of preventing a certain talk show host's kidney failure.

  • 10 - Powers of the States and People. The powers delegated to the United States by the Constitution are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. Of course, by the 200th day of King Obama's first year of his lifetime election, the above will be completely moot.


My advice to my fellow Americans is to Google "The American Constitution." Make as many copies as your printers will bear. Bury some in the backyard. Pass this knowledge down throughout the generations so when the time comes, if we indeed have lost our guarantees given to us by G-d and certified by our founders, our children will have a blueprint of America.


If not us, our children must revive the dream that was once The United States of America.

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JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum, originally from Chicago, is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic. He resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.



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