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Jewish World Review May 9, 2008 / 4 Iyar 5768 Barack/Hillary ticket: Do two negatives make a positive? By Dave Weinbaum
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The cooler heads in the Democratic Party will now anesthetize Hillary, then euthanize her campaign like they did that poor horse in last week's Kentucky Derby.
In case you're from Branson, it's over. Obama has won. Hillary has lost…as fair and as square as democrats can be which if you're from Florida or Michigan ain't saying much.
There is no "I" in team
Most important; the pantsuit lady is about to sing.
Here's Hillary singing the Leslie Gore (not related to Al) 60's classic "IT'S MY PARTY":
Both have negatives in the high 40's and Obama is waning in the heads up polls against McCain, despite his recent victory in NC and his much tighter than expected loss in Indiana.
Hillary's performance, while idiotic via cheap and contradictory campaign promises, was much more relaxed. She has let loose a pixiesque sense of humor, jarring with O'Reilly and claiming unrequited love from that Limbaugh guy.
She was downright flirtatious. I'm going ask her for a referral to her therapist.
I think Billary's answer to Obama will be a double yes, it being the only chance for them to regain some semblance of legacy they so much need.
From Obama's end, he'll be convinced beyond his bad judgment that the Clintons will save the white voters from panicking due to his Reverend Wrong debacle. They'll especially need those pale males now clinging to their guns and religion in small towns throughout the ignorant American plains.
It'll be the most liberal ticket in history, one that will have terrorists beaming in every cell in the world and caves throughout the Mid East.
They'll be up against John McCain's semi-con Mr. nice guy campaign and whoever he assigns to keep the base.
Then I would have some respect for his instincts and his prudence.
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JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum, originally from Chicago, is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic. He resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.
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