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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
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Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 2, 2005 / 23 Nissan, 5765

Dean: We lost to the braindead

By Dave Weinbaum

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Dear Liberals,

When you're on the bubble, beware of the pinheads. Such is the calamity of the Democratic Party under the leadership of Howie "The Scream" Dean. Typically pinheads need to be controlled by the top dog. When the head canine of your party is determined to cut off its tail and eat it, you've got a problem for now and in future elections. Even veggie headed right wingers know Deantalk is disastrous for Demos electable future. Worse than that, it's becoming boring and tedious to those of us that choose to comment on politics.

Terry McAuliffe's legacy as the worst DNC head in history may come under threat from this current lunacy. Hey the Demos picked Dean knowing what he is. Now unless Hillary ousts him, they must live with him. The choices we make dictate the life that we lead.

Never mind that the logic of Dean calling all Repubs brain-dead, makes the Democrats that lost to them look like they're lower than whale poop. Never mind that those veggie brained Repubs now control the House, Senate, Presidency, Supreme Court, Federal Judgeships, most state governments with momentum to gain even more in the future. Never mind that Democrats seem to be expert at bickering about almost everything conservatives do and say, but have no plans to counter them. Never mind that the Party of the Mass. KK twins, Kerry and Kennedy, still whines about stolen elections and takes the time to write and deliver 2000 + word diatribes about how evil the USA is via Abu Ghraib, while ignoring the murders of 3,000 fellow innocent USA citizens on 9/11 and beheadings of civilians by the evil abductors of Islam.

Dean seems to be a good fit for the continued momentum of the Republican Party, and as a by-product, the destruction of the middle of the Democratic Party. The gray-mattered brains of the Left don't seem to be able to get that when Michael Moore and George Soros win, they lose their base to conservatives. The brains on the left don't seem to be able to rid themselves of the shovel, much less climb out of the hole they've dug for themselves. The center of the Demo Party is as frustrated as beached whale trying to execute his living will, while Schiavo ignoring PETA'S keep dragging it out to sea.

The Demos should learn a political lesson from the Clintons. When in doubt, become a conservative. Think Bill hangin' out with the Bushes is an accident? Think Hillary's sympathizing with the enemy Right to Lifers is a true change of heart? If you do, I've got a bridge I want to sell you. It's under water right now, but I'll give you SUCH A DEAL!! When the Clintons are elected by the right they've lied to, THEN they go back to the Socialistic government spending, Hate USA, Love the UN, late-term baby killers that you truly are. One doesn't have to like the Clintons in order to learn from them. Hate the weeds, but admire their tenacity. The Clintons must be flummoxed by the idiocy of their party leaders. I mean why beat yourself up? That's what wives, the press, and Congress is forů.AFTER YOU'RE ELECTED!

My advice to center minded reasonably intelligent political southpaws is to look at the history of recent elections, and change your hearts, then your tactics. It's okay to take back your once proud party. I admit, it's a selfish concern. After all, while it's important to win, it's imperative to compete. Right now the Dean lead DNC provides little if no challenge, driving us writers into seeking a drop of legitimate controversy in an ocean of stupid Dem name calling and useless hindsight. I feel like I'm a part of a family of starving but fierce African Crocodiles in search of prey stupid enough to jump in a drought laden mud hole that used to be a flowing river. If we don't find any worthy prey, we may take to attacking each other for survival.

Isn't it time to have some intelligent discourse on real issues?

Come on, Libs, I'm begging you. Put some real ideas out there, or there is a risk of our brains atrophying down to your level. Maybe that's the only way you see to beat us.

It ain't gonna work. Just because you can't get over it is no reason not to get on with it.


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