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Jewish World Review
April 11, 2008
/ 6 Nissan 5768
Bobbleheads for Obama's
By
Dave Weinbaum
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As a news junkie, I often watch political speeches. Lately I've looked beyond the speakers to see who they've selected to appear in their back ground.
You don't think those people are there randomly, do you? If so, please let me sell you this magnificent bridge. It's underwater right now, but I'll give you such a deal!
Amongst sign waving, screaming, and applauding in support of any point a candidate makes, mundane or idiotic, I've noticed a difference during Barack Hussein Obama's lectures.
The people behind Barack, during planned speeches, are human bobble heads.
Please don't confuse them with those who faint during Obama's sermons, blathering all over themselves, collapsing, and speaking in tongues. They are called the "Press" and are never caught behind Barack, only leading the interference out front, contaminating the airwaves with frothing adulation.
It seems bobble heads are a special breed. Ruling out spinal injuries or mass muscle spasms, their jobs are to move their heads up and down in rhythm like a buoy in a squall, whether Barack is talking or not. These people are professional. They take their bobbing seriously. Wonder if Barrack covers their healthcare. There has to be lots of spinal and muscular risk involved in that much involuntary movement.
However, Barack's honorary bobble heads aren't confined to the ranks of the barely breathing mind numb zombies recruited to show America what a great oracle Obama is. Governor Richardson, Ted Kennedy, Hanoi Jane and Hanoi John (Kerry) support his rope a hope "plans" for the world. Even Hillary has pled with Obama to be her VP, after exposing his lack of experience and ineptitude.
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the VP a heartbeat away from presidency?
The most important thing Americans have in common is a country to be thankful for.
Being a bobble head is not bad for all positions in life, at all times. It has allowed many of the below to survive, including myself in the first category.
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Husbands-If only Bill had bobbed his head up and down a few more times at Hillary, and not at his parade if bimbos, the world could have been spared from the bitter wife, taking the transference of her abuse and turning it on the rest of us campaign.
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Employees-Okay, so you get your boss a cup of coffee at his request and it isn't in your job description.
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Team members-The coach wants you to make the extra pass when you think you're LeBron James and can hit one from beyond the key while double teamed.
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Parishioners-Members that sit in faith of Bible revelations and religious stretching from racists posing as reverends, pastors, priests, rabbis, and mullahs.
Wait a minute! The latter is exactly what Obama and Michelle, with young daughters in tow, have been doing in Reverend Wrong's church for the last twenty years. If they have tapes of the Reverend's audience from those educational lessons on how the USA spread HIV in black neighborhoods, what are the chances we won't be seeing the bobbing heads of that poor Obama family, all unfortunate victims of the evil USA?
Seems to me we're seeing the campaign of hope for what it really is; the "G-d damn America", let the self proclaimed victims take over the world and stick a fork in America's ability to defend and govern itself campaign.
Barack is their proud leader and we're slowly, without help from the liberal press, exposing him for what he really is.
If Obama wants to bobble his head for the made up lies of racists about his country, that's his business. But it in no way qualifies him to be our president, white or black, female or male.
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