In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 11, 2008 / 6 Nissan 5768

Bobbleheads for Obama's

By Dave Weinbaum

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | As a news junkie, I often watch political speeches. Lately I've looked beyond the speakers to see who they've selected to appear in their back ground.

You don't think those people are there randomly, do you? If so, please let me sell you this magnificent bridge. It's underwater right now, but I'll give you such a deal!

Amongst sign waving, screaming, and applauding in support of any point a candidate makes, mundane or idiotic, I've noticed a difference during Barack Hussein Obama's lectures.

The people behind Barack, during planned speeches, are human bobble heads.

Please don't confuse them with those who faint during Obama's sermons, blathering all over themselves, collapsing, and speaking in tongues. They are called the "Press" and are never caught behind Barack, only leading the interference out front, contaminating the airwaves with frothing adulation.

It seems bobble heads are a special breed. Ruling out spinal injuries or mass muscle spasms, their jobs are to move their heads up and down in rhythm like a buoy in a squall, whether Barack is talking or not. These people are professional. They take their bobbing seriously. Wonder if Barrack covers their healthcare. There has to be lots of spinal and muscular risk involved in that much involuntary movement.

However, Barack's honorary bobble heads aren't confined to the ranks of the barely breathing mind numb zombies recruited to show America what a great oracle Obama is. Governor Richardson, Ted Kennedy, Hanoi Jane and Hanoi John (Kerry) support his rope a hope "plans" for the world. Even Hillary has pled with Obama to be her VP, after exposing his lack of experience and ineptitude.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the VP a heartbeat away from presidency?

The most important thing Americans have in common is a country to be thankful for.

Being a bobble head is not bad for all positions in life, at all times. It has allowed many of the below to survive, including myself in the first category.

  • Husbands-If only Bill had bobbed his head up and down a few more times at Hillary, and not at his parade if bimbos, the world could have been spared from the bitter wife, taking the transference of her abuse and turning it on the rest of us campaign.

  • Employees-Okay, so you get your boss a cup of coffee at his request and it isn't in your job description.

  • Team members-The coach wants you to make the extra pass when you think you're LeBron James and can hit one from beyond the key while double teamed.

  • Parishioners-Members that sit in faith of Bible revelations and religious stretching from racists posing as reverends, pastors, priests, rabbis, and mullahs.

Wait a minute! The latter is exactly what Obama and Michelle, with young daughters in tow, have been doing in Reverend Wrong's church for the last twenty years. If they have tapes of the Reverend's audience from those educational lessons on how the USA spread HIV in black neighborhoods, what are the chances we won't be seeing the bobbing heads of that poor Obama family, all unfortunate victims of the evil USA?

Seems to me we're seeing the campaign of hope for what it really is; the "G-d damn America", let the self proclaimed victims take over the world and stick a fork in America's ability to defend and govern itself campaign.

Barack is their proud leader and we're slowly, without help from the liberal press, exposing him for what he really is.

If Obama wants to bobble his head for the made up lies of racists about his country, that's his business. But it in no way qualifies him to be our president, white or black, female or male.

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