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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 7, 2008 / 30 Adar I 5768

Hillary gets her groove on

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | It's been a hellish 4 months for Hillary R. Clinton. She began the race for the presidency, a goal she has been obsessed with since hitching up with boy wander Bill, as if it were her right.


She paid for her claim by putting up with roaming Bill's circus of women, often corralled and marshaled before him by the Arkansas Highway Patrol. She endured and shared in escapades including hidden commodity and real estate scams, accusations and denials of rape, and drug dealing,


That was BEFORE Hillary rose to co-presidency. Her reward for being the immoral compass of cover-up and obstruction was consummated when Bill flipped Hillary 1/7th of the US economy via the health care system. She toyed with it as she pleased in secret. After all, we did get 2 for the price of one.


The result was complete failure, the consequence of which was voter rebellion that installed Republicans to run congress for the first time in forty years.


Ever the loyal Mrs., First Lady Hillary continued her role of enabler, conspiracy expert, bimbo eruption control, and first liar for her impeached co-president.


That and a senate term in her nonnative state is what qualify these days as prime presidential experience.


Hate the weed, but admire its tenacity

So, like her Hubby's operatic rise and fall and rise again campaign in 92', Mrs. Clinton seems to be paralleling along.


Their opponents Obama and his bride, Michele, seems to have gotten that disease one suffers from when success comes too soon and too often. We begin to speak and before we know it our foot is firmly inserted in our mouths or other body orifices. Michele of the 'I'm only proud of my country since my husband is winning the presidential primaries.' And Barack mocking Hillary and advising her to pack it in BEFORE the March 4th contests.


That's almost enough to put me on HER side. (Pause…did I just say that? I think I'm going to be sick.)


Here's what faces Barack now that he lost 3 of 4 contests on the fourth.

  • A reversal of his momentum and his unbeatable legend.

  • His buddy Tony Rezko's just started trial and embarrassing information about their dealings.

  • A double-digit lead for Hillary in Pennsylvania.

  • A new challenge on his experience by his mishandling of the recent elections.

  • A dam where an easy flowing stream of super delegates filled Barack's coffers.

  • A typical Clinton double deal, now claiming the delegates from Florida and Michigan, which both candidates agreed they wouldn't use. (I'm feeling MUCH better now about my anti-Clinton stance, thank you very much.)

  • Hillary surrogate, Howard Wolfson, claiming Obama is the second coming of Ken Starr when he dares question where Hillary's hidden tax returns are. Can you say Dubai, China, and Saudi Arabia?


The Obamas haven't paid attention to history. If you have a Clinton down, YOU MUST PUT THEM OUT!


Now it's the Obamas turn to dish.


Here is the test of whether they are going to survive or wilt. If the Ken Starr accusation keeps you from fighting back, it's all over for you.


It's time to go to the mattresses. (Now Bill, don't get excited!) It's time to throw in a whole barrelful of whoop-ass. It's time to throw in everything AND the kitchen sink.


While the Clintons can't govern to save their lives they are world class campaigners. They are most dangerous when they seem down and out.


Further you have these meddling Hillary underestimaters to deal with;


Rush, Laura, and Ann, be damned! When asked about Rush urging Republicans to vote for her in the screwy primaries of Texas, Hillary warned "He should be careful what he wishes for."


Those are the truest words this woman has ever spoken.


Uh-oh, it's three AM and the phone is ringing…….

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