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Jewish World Review
March 2, 2007
/ 12 Adar, 5767
“How's the weather…?” …Could get you 10 to 20
By
Dave Weinbaum
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You should not only know. You should know why. Got that you Global Warming denying maggot?! Keep those carbons where we can see 'em. Now assume the position!!
The Weather Channel's Heidi Cullen chilled fellow meteorologists by demanding their decertification if they demurred from her and Al Gore's unproven man made Co2 heat the earth theory. The Governor of Oregon fired his State Climatologist for questioning human caused Global Warming.
Our newest hate crime has literally blown in with an ill wind.
Is that 15" more water in 100 years or a water balloon in your pocket?
All this over the possibility of about 15" more water…in 100 years!
Okay, so what if the weather Nazis' guess…and it is a guess…is right?
I'm visualizing a LOT more temperate northern hemisphere with a huge gain in tillable fertile veggie generating soil that now spends much of its time hibernating under snow and ice. Food levels will skyrocket. Cattle will flourish. The poor and starving will be fed. One would think Libs would rejoice, not scare themselves even sillier.
Jut a thought…ever wonder how Greenland got its name?
From the 9th to the 14th century there was a real Global warming. The Vikings found parts of the huge island in colorful and fertile conditions in 982, staying and farming it until the Little Ice Age emerged around four centuries later.
My guess is that particularly lovely period wasn't caused by anything man made.
Of course, I'll bet some Viking politician, Leif Jr, was out in the fjords preaching against muskoxen flatulence. I heard his campaign slogan was "Stick a Cork in it." And no, he wasn't referring to wine.
I was mugged be an earthquake. It was a shakedown.
But the biggest scam of all is the slippery slope the Gores, would have you slide down. They're called Carbon Credits; a way for us to cover our over usage of co2 and pay the difference.
Wake up America!
This is an attack on industrialized societies to bring them down to the level of the poor countries we support. Now who is the industrial envy of the world? If you don't know, you should clearly educate yourself…or give up and join the Democrats.
Plain and simple?
It's a grab for world power. Osama must be chuckling at us in his new spa in Northern Pakistan.
BTW, who'll devise the new tax system? I'll bet the UN, would LOVE to help…led by the likes of Ahmadenejad and Chavez.
Okay now for the ritual crumb toss.
There are some people that have bought into the man made Global Warming, hook, line and Prius. But unlike the leaders, they walk the walk as well as talk the talk.
Now I don't believe wasting energy is good for anything. What schmuck can justify leaving a faucet on when not using it, lights brightening for no one, or air conditioning cooling us when it's 70; especially in these days of ridiculous utility bills?
Those with bad habits are irritating to those of us that have none.
What ought to be a crime is the hypocrisy of some of the environ mentals and their evil persecution of those that disagree with them.
The Gores, Kennedys and Huffingtons, and all the "concerned" stars that crisscross the fruited and very recently frozen plains, have the audacity to litter the ozone with even more hot air by telling us how hurtful WE are to the world.
Gore, our newest documentary Oscar whiner, almost president and almost smart, represents the elite if that jet/SUV set.
Al's personal energy usage is 20 times higher than the average American and it's rising double digits in just one of his four abodes. Has he traveled in anything but SUVS, Limos, and private jets in the last 15 years? Gore anteed up $30,000 in electric and natural gas bills in 2006. His usage is double digits up from '05.
But wait! He stuck a couple of greenie bulbs in a socket, so now he's Kosher! He's earned his get out of environment jail card. What shocking Chutzpah!
Next he'll be telling us all we should lose weight!
So I stand by my opinions.
If arrested, I plan to plead guilt because of sanity. If I'm jailed, please call.
I promise to answer my cell phone.
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