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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 29, 2008 / 23 Adar I 5768

Hillary's multiple personality disorder

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | "Hillary Clinton's actions have been symptomatic of a rare mental disorder that is confined to a very few people. This malady is only prevalent amongst failing Democratic presidential candidates." said famed behavioral psychologist, Dr. Barry Strange PHD. According to Dr. Strange, Hillary has AGS syndrome. For those from Branson, that's Al Gore Syndrome, not the American Geriatric Society, something Hillary may qualify for after next week's primaries.


During the 3 presidential election debates in 2000, Gore entered the ring each time as a different man. There was the domineering Al, showing off his size advantage over a much shorter Shrub. Then there was nice guy Al. Finally Al transformed into the second coming of Ronald Reagan, rouged cheeks and all. Needless to say, Gore lost all three debates to Dubya and subsequently the election.


As to Bush, everyone knows he has all he can handle with just being…well, Bush. Without those debate debacles Al beats George hands down.


Hillary was beside herself…and so was she

Lately, Hillary has been all over the place, and not just geographically. She's had more spins of personality than Sybil, more expressions than Rodney Dangerfield, and more axes to grind than Al Sharpton, Michael Moore, and Cindy Sheehan put together.


If she's not restrained by the voters, she may end up like Linda Blair in the Exorcist, head spinning uncontrollably; striking out at enemies, betraying friends, or cheating husbands, perceived or otherwise.


According to Dr. Strange, Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton exhibited these behaviors the last several weeks:

  • Crying Hillary

  • Black church lady Hillary

  • Angry in your face Hillary

  • Laughing bug-eyed Hillary

  • Denying Hillary.

  • Conciliatory Hillary

  • Stand by her Bubba Hillary

  • Sarcastic Hillary

  • Suffering feminist Hillary

  • It's my turn Hillary


No easy pushover; Hillary didn't agree with the good doctor right away. In fact she polled her personas and the result was 5-4-1 (suffering feminist Hillary abstained after she was vexed when the rest of the personalities asked her to vote first) for a second opinion.


Please Hillary, before you forever go into our memories as that screeching clawed chalk board, get out now.

Coming in second to terrorists is not an acceptable alternative

I know, I know, another column blasting democrats. Hey, I'm not that crazy about McCain either. But here's what it comes down to. One doesn't know where Hillary stands on the war. I doubt that even she does, without her daily poll.


Worse, we do know where Barack stands.


During the Ohio debate, Obama hurled this tasty bon-bon to McCain. Barack said he would return troops en masse to Iraq, after his sixty to ninety day surrender march if al-Qaeda made an attempt to take over. McCain informed the senator the USA has been doing this for the last 6 years. Obama retorted in front of his delirious Obomniacs that the only reason al-Qaeda was in Iraq was that Bush and McCain invaded. Guess Barack forgot about his fellow Democratic senators that voted twenty-nine to twenty-one to overturn Saddam's regime.


Let's see if I've got this right.


Obama is upset that after 9/11 we knocked off what was then the biggest threat in the Middle East, mass murderers, Saddam, his sons, and his brutal regime. In the same move we overtook Afghanistan installed 2 Democracies, and suckered an enemy that had just murdered 3,000 Americans in one day on USA soil, into a life or death battle. Mind you, these fights are in Baghdad instead of Brooklyn, Fallujah instead of Florida, and Kirkuk instead of Kansas. We're winning and he wants to hand Iraq to these animals? Is Senator Barack Hussein Obama crazy? And I thought Dennis Kucinich was a nutcase.


Calling Dr. Strange: STAT!! .

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