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Jewish World Review Feb. 22, 2008 / 16 Adar I 5768 How a lib knows when it's time to surrender By Dave Weinbaum
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It's a dramatic dichotomy how Liberals are ballsy and persistent campaign fighters, yet complete pansies when it comes to protecting us. What happened to the FDRS, Harry Trumans and JFKS; all of whom commanded or participated in wars that they saw as essential to our survival?
Beware the vacuum that encourages murder
By deserting, we failed to protect allies that fought with us and ordinary citizens easily dominated by the unchecked dictators. Neighboring Cambodia's Khmer Rouge, led by Pol Pot and the Viet Cong led by Ho Chi Min murdered millions between 1975 and 1979.
If a Lib gets to sit in the Oval Office, what are the chances of history not repeating itself in the Middle East amongst that large and growing group of America's supporters?
Now the only way Libs see us in a war is if someone attacks us on our soil or declares war against us.
Wait a minute.
Didn't that occur at the WTC way back in 1993? And didn't bin Laden issue his war declaring fatwa upon us in 1996 and 1998? Let's see, who was president(s) then? As I recall instead of going to war with these miscreants, our outspoken commander in chief(s), Billary, spoke not of war, not of retaliation, not of victory, but lawsuits.
Tried as criminals, six Islamofascists were convicted and sentenced to life for the 1993 attack in New York. Then in a fit of legal stultification, Billary and General Janet "Waco" Reno indicted Osama in June of 1998…the most effective result of which was the rumored kidney burst Osama suffered from laughing so hard.
You know the world is in trouble when the extreme become the status quo
2. We liberals in congress are too enthralled with hearings about Roger Clemen's ass. Barney Frank and Larry Craig are rumored to be totally mesmerized.
3. Democratic congressmen that can't grind their axe against Bush's war are too dull to be committee heads.
4. Can't we send Rodney King to talk to bin Laden and all get along?
5. We need to send the UN back in to inspect Iraq for the Trillionth time.
6. Surge? Scourge!! General Petraeus didn't fulfill our premonition of failure and therefore is a traitor.
7. It'll ruin the USA'S reputation as the world's biggest piñata.
8. Let's invade Darfur, Kosovo, or Iceland instead.
9. Harry Reid's hot flashes.
10. We don't believe the innocent goat herders that we're killing in Iraq are al-Qaeda insurgents. They're just wearing those bomb vests to stay warm.
11. Hey, the Ottoman Empire wasn't so bad. At least everyone got to put their feet up.
12. We're too busy demolishing each other in political campaigns to worry about a silly war.
13. We deserved 9/11.
14. We can't figure out the difference between throwing our hands up and putting out foot down.
15. Pelosi's oldest son told her he wanted to be born again. She ran screaming from the House!
16. It's Israel's fault!
17. Bush tried donating his brain to science, but they were only taking used ones.
18. It's that "Axis of circumcision," the Neo-cons.
19. The banks are foreclosing on the senate gym!
20. Heaven forsake us…WE MIGHT WIN!
REAL Liberals, FDR, JFK, and HST are spinning in their graves.
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JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum, originally from Chicago, is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic. He resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.
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