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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review January 30, 2009 / 5 Shevat 5769

GOPers refuse to bend over just because Obama ‘one’

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | There have been enough reviews of the Democratic fraud of a "stimulus" bill AKA "generational theft." The bipartisan CBO lists more pork in this bill than a family reunion barbeque in Arkansas. Even folks in Normal, Illinois, a place from which I'm barred for obvious reasons, understand what a con-job this bill is. Let it be known that this spending spree is an orgy of Democratic payoffs:


  • from the $4 billion to the election cheating ACORNS

  • to hundreds of millions to the abortion and condom industry

  • to billions for National Parks and Recreation

  • to billions for the unsubstantiated man-made, global-warming-scamming, ALGORE-led-greenies

  • to "social engineering"


Let's not mince words. Part of this bill's intent, according to Obama's Chief Economic Advisor, Robert Reich, is racist and sexist. On January 7th, 2009, he went before House Ways and Means Committee Chair Charlie "Taxes? What taxes?" Rangel. Regarding the infrastructure jobs, Reich said, "…I am concerned…that these jobs not simply go to … WHITE MALE construction workers…criterion can be set so that money goes to…the long term unemployed minorities (and) women." President Obama has yet to issue a correction.


And I thought that type of thing was what the main steaming press said about Republicans.


Want more proof? Most of the money is not to be spent until 2010.


Gee, isn't there an election that year?


Hear about the marriage between the tight end and wide receiver? The wedding wasn't much but the reception was fabulous.


As Paul Harvey says, "Now it's time for the rest of the story."


As a warm-up to the Super Bowl, we just watched the newly elected President of the United States try a reverse lateral, forward pass akin to the Warner/Fitzgerald TD that inducted the Arizona Cardinals into the Big Game.


Barack handed the pork skin to that political bruiser Fancy Pants Pelosi. She ran to the left sideline as the Obominator faded to the right, faking Republican leadership into believing they were going to be involved in the score. As Pelosi was about to ram the left side, she stopped and threw an underhanded (the only way she can throw) lateral to the Obominator. He, in turn, threw the pig laden bill, I mean ball, to his favorite receiver: Himself As he ran down the field to catch his own pass, he tried hard to convince Repubs to rid themselves of his pesky enemy, and hard hitting conservative linebacker, Rush.


Limbaugh, watching the President's eyes all the way, hustled to the ball like Bill Clinton to an intern. He beat Obama to it, made a wide turn and began lumbering to the goal line. Instead of eluding, Rush went straight at the president, Nancy Pants, and her blocker Steny "House Bleater" Hoyer. The Libs were about to gang tackle Rush, planning to hit him high and low and from left to right.


As Limbaugh headed for the Dems, neither zigging nor zagging, suddenly every single Republican Rep and 11 blue dog Dems appeared from the right and plowed just in front of Rush, obliterated the president, the squeaker, and the house bleater, to the roars of Limbaugh's 20 million strong audience. Rush scored a touchdown, unbowed and untouched.


He and conservatives intercepted the momentum the Messiah and his minions have enjoyed from a leg-tingled press and many of his hypnotized backers. Infallibility is over; and in the first eight days of Obama's administration.


UNITED IN THE UNJUST WE FAIL. DIVIDED BUT JUST WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE Yeah, the right is still far behind. The race to socialism is well on its way. But it's a great start in the first few minutes of the new game. The Republican quest for the election playoffs of 2010 leading up to the next super election of 2012 has officially begun.


Now there's some stimulus conservatives can be proud of.

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