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April 2, 2014

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Jewish World Review January 8, 2008 / 1 Shevat 5768

Osama can't turn the tide, damns the brothers

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Now entering the video studio, dressed in sheik Mullah Robes, the black bearded bomber, the ayatollah of child suicide murderers, the man that put the "bad" in Islamabad, representing Islamofacists everywhere, Osama bin Laden!!!


And in the other corner, the bane of Islam, the enemy of Allah, the murderers of al-Qaeda in Iraq, representing the great Satan of the West, the Sunni Muslims???


LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!


No I'm not making this up. This isn't a spoof. Bin Laden has turned cloudy on his fellow Sunnis.


In Osama's latest video he has given his fellow Muslims an ultimatum. Sounding Bush-like, he's saying you're either with us or the infidels.


Then, as if almost an afterthought, he promised Muslim wanderers that if they came back to Islamofacism he'd go to Israel and kill the Jews!!!


The scapegoating of Jews is thousands of years old. It's in the Nazi and Islamofacist handbook. If you don't use it you will be disqualified from the Genocide Olympics, no matter what the Iranian judge might rule.


If that isn't enough for new US Muslim recruits, they are promised to be reckoned with in afterlife, according to bin Laden. Osama is promising to speed them there.


Shame on those Muslims who grew furious watching al-Qaeda target and murder their friends and families and took ire to arms to defend themselves.


When you straighten your backbone the leeches tend to fall off Let's look at the real message Bin Laden is revealing. It doesn't paint a pretty picture for al-Qaeda, or Democrats, both of whom bound themselves to US defeat by demanding our immediate withdrawal in Iraq.

  • Osama has made it clear (again); Iraq is the major battleground for his Jihad against the west.

  • He is running out of troops, ergo the drastic decline in suicide/roadside bombings and US/coalition casualties.

  • Fellow Muslims are turning against al-Qaeda and joining the Infidels of America.

  • Under US pressure, he and Zawahiri are finally being squeezed in Northern Pakistan or Afghanistan.

  • Osama's rant has inadvertently thrown a rose at General David Petraeus's Surge and our US Armed Forces for winning over the popularity of the Iraqis.

  • He denounces Saudi Arabia. Possibly he's trying to recruit for his next Jihad if Iraq is lost.

  • Bin Laden has demonstrated George W. Bush is Lincolnesque with his principled war in Iraq. He is proving Bush's point: that the fighting of terrorists over there will disrupt al-Qaeda's plans to attack us over here.


Sometimes you have to rock the passengers to save the boat Bin Laden's tirade against everyone in his own religion with the slightest disagreement with al-Qaeda, should be a reminder to all about his fanaticism and self righteousness.


It's no longer about Islam; it's no longer about Mohammed. It's about a false and dangerous prophet: Osama bin Laden.


Just as Hitler posed as the hero of the Aryans, Osama has falsely positioned himself as the savior of Muslims. If anyone is guilty of blaspheming Islam, it's Osama and the Mullahs that follow him. They have chosen to preach hatred and genocide of Americans, Christians, and Jews.


Osama expresses his disgust with Muslims who like to think of their religion as one of tolerance and peace.


According to eleven sources, the war Hitler and Japan started caused the deaths of between 50 to 56 million people worldwide. Many of those who killed were Hitler's "beloved" Germans. When Hitler faced defeat in his Berlin bunker, Germans suddenly became "unworthy" of Hitler's greatness.


The Sunnis of Iraq are getting the "Adolph" treatment from bin Laden.


Sunnis of Iraq keep your dukes up and stay busy.


Based on upcoming US 2008 elections, you'll need a quick knockout. Even a complete thrashing may not be enough to sustain victory over the Islamofacists.


Whatever you do, don't leave it up to the to the US Democrat judges.

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