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Oct. 13, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The Happiness Quotient

Jonathan Rosenblum: Ignore the Grandchildren

Oct. 10, 2008

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: The limitations of scientific miracles

Caroline B. Glick: Lebanon on the brink --- and why it matters

Oct. 8, 2008

Rabbi Berel Wein: The day when the sane talk to themselves

Ana Veciana-Suarez: Many nonobservant Jews are finding religion

Oct. 7, 2008

Gary Rosenblatt: Of politics and prayer

Caroline B. Glick: The ironies of the West's collusion with the Arabs and Iran

Oct. 6, 2008

Rabbi Yitzchok R. Rubin: Mamma to the masses

Jonathan Tobin: Ahmadinejad Isn't Too Impressed

Oct. 3, 2008

Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: The 'living dead' are all around us

Caroline B. Glick: Olmert's parting blows

Oct. 2, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q: Often customers looking for our competitor accidentally enter our store. Can we just serve them without comment?

Jonathan Tobin: Jewish pundit quiz on next year's news

Sept. 29, 2008

Rabbi Eli Gewirtz: Lehman Brothers and the Day of Judgment

Rabbi Leiby Burnham: Apples, Honey and You

Sept. 26, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The shofar and the Echo of Sinai

Caroline B. Glick: A road paved on reality

Sept. 24, 2008

Greg Crosby: Home for the Holy Days

Ethel G. Hofman: Rosh Hashanah Favorites: Old-fashioned taste, reduced calories

Sept. 23, 2008

Caroline Glick: Liberalism or lives!?

Michael Ledeen: Dear President Ahmadinejad

Sept. 22, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q: I gave a check to a local merchant, but it hasn't been cashed in months. Probably they lost it. Do I have to tell them?

Diana West: We are losing Europe to Islam

Sept. 19, 2008

Rabbi Berel Wein: On harvesting success

Caroline B. Glick: It is time to act

Sept. 18, 2008

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Is camping the panacea to save Jewry from self-destruction?

Craig Gordon: Was SNL hilarity too much for Hillary?

Sept. 17, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: The Whole World Is Watching

The Kosher Gourmet By Linda Gassenheimer: East meets Southwest in this quick meal: MEXICAN-ASIAN TOSTADOS

Sept. 16, 2008

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr. : Into the fire

Everything's Relative : Your Official Jewish Guide to the 2008 USA Presidential Election

Sept. 15, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Enabling risky behavior

Diana West: A day that will live in ... accommodating Islam

Sept. 11, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The skeleton in my closet

Rabbi Yechiel Eckstein: Persecution and systematic destruction of Christians in the Middle East must be stopped

Sept. 10, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: There's Something About Sarah

The Kosher Gourmet by Kathy Manweiler: Who needs Chili's when you have these? Recipes for Mexican that taste great and are dietetic! Our commitment to freedom

Sept. 9, 2008

Daniel Pipes: Must counterinsurgency wars fail?

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.:

Sept. 8, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: How far must one go to help somebody out of a contract?

Barry Rubin: Waiting For Something

Sept. 8, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : How far must one go to help somebody out of a contract?

Barry Rubin: Waiting For Something

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Jewish World Review Oct. 31, 2007 / 19 Mar-Cheshvan 5768

All the News That's Fit to Spoof

By Steve Young


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Dateline: The Mall

14 Year Old Girl: Like, I'm sorry my divorced Dad couldn't get away from his new girlfriend and my manic-depressive mom couldn't get out of bed fast enough to be here at the Food Court in time, but like even if I didn't get in their grill early enough, like, they still should have known. Gosh. First question...

"Parent": How hot do you feel hanging out four hours a night in front of Hot Topics? I mean, does it affect your school work and junk? 14YOG: Duh. I'm doing as well as I need to do. I mean, like what do I need math and science for. And I already know enough English to talk good.

"Parent": Kewl.

"Parent II": Wanna hook up?

14YOG: Shu-up. Okay, but only if my mom and dad say it's okay. Mom and Dad...?

"Mom and Dad": That'd be tight.


Dateline: Florida Golf Course

O.J. Simpson: Glad most of you could make it to my release party for "If I Did Threaten The Crap Out of That Sports Merchandiser." I'm sorry to say that the Goldmans and Browns won't be able to get here in time, but I'm expected at the first tee in five minutes, so, tough. Yes, Reporter: Why were you set up in Vegas?

Simpson: Why don't you ask the Vegas Police Department or better yet, the LAPD? Never mind, I'm sure there are some of them right here.

Detective...

Detective Al Cowlings: Is it true that Mark Furhrman planted the guns on your co-defendants who have turned states evidence to get lighter sentences?

Simpson: If I had to make a bet, yes. And I truly believe you'll find the answer lies in the life of Faye Resnick. Right Faye?

"Resnick": Yes. And yes, I did it.

Simpson: Fore!


Dateline: Clinton Press Conference

Hillary: To those of you who were here when we told you we would be holding this press conference at the moment we finished telling you we would be having it, thank you for being prompt. Please feel free to ask any question the media would have asked if we had been here to ask them.

"Media Person": How long has the presidential race, that for all intense and purposes has been over, been over?

Hillary: (Guffaw) Oh, Bill. You are such a kidder...and, might I add, an insightful questioner. We feel that the race has been over the moment I entered the race. James...?

"Reporter": Jim Carville, Daily Kissup. How come y'all not a divider? Hillary (Louder Guffaw): I guess it's because the only people who wouldn't vote for me, wouldn't vote for me anyway. That's not being a divider. That's being the person with so much money I don't have to take a side on any issue, even when I'm on both sides of it.


Dateline: Guiliani Press Conference

Rudy: Last question.

"Reporter": 9-11?

Guiliani: 9-11. And to all of the media. 9-11. Thanks for not needing to be here. 9-11.

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