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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

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Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

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Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

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April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

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Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

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April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

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Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

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Jewish World Review Oct. 3, 2006 / 11 Tishrei, 5767

Mortuary Bob's back, with fresh dirt

By Wesley Pruden

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Mortuary Bob is back, and that looks like fresh mud on his boots. Has he been hanging out at Memory Garden Acres again?

A television interviewer yesterday accused Mortuary Bob Woodward, the most important reporter in town, of deliberately withholding publication of his new book, "State of Denial," with accusations of perfidy, lies and deceptions by George W. Bush, Condi Rice and Donald Rumsfeld, all to coordinate it with the November congressional elections. Why hadn't he been "shouting from a mountaintop"? Mortuary Bob was ready with an answer: "Simon & Schuster [the publishers] and my bosses at The Washington Post said the only real obligation here is to tell it before the election." What greater responsibility could the most famous reporter in Washington have than to help Democrats defeat Republicans in November? Well, was Mortuary Bob saying in his book that George W. lied when he said things were going swell in Iraq?

Mortuary Bob was offended by the question. Why, shiver me skull and crack me bones, Yalies don't talk that way, particularly about other Yalies. But some of those people at the White House, most likely a flunky from one of the land-grant schools, was, umm, in fact wrong when he said Mortuary Bob started with premeditated ideas and manufactured conclusions to fit his speculations. Heaven forfend.

Mortuary Bob Woodward, the most famous reporter in town, has achieved some of his most memorable scoops from the dead, and the nearly so. He once interviewed William Casey, the Reaganaut chief of the Central Intelligence Agency, when Mr. Casey was in a coma. Mortuary Bob slipped into his hospital room, past the security, and asked several complicated, penetrating questions about the Iran-Contra kerfuffle. Mr. Casey, pinned to his pillow by the usual array of tubes, wires and other technology of the miracle of modern medicine, answered with blinks, grunts and snorts. Or maybe it was oinks. The details were necessarily vague.

Whatever, it was a terrific interview, conveniently validating Mortuary Bob's surmises and speculations, and it's a shame that Mr. Casey, who died soon after, never got to read the book. Mrs. Casey, who with her daughter sat faithfully at the bedside for the weeks as Mr. Casey lay dying, said Mortuary Bob was full of it, he was never even close to the deathbed. But if Washington's most famous reporter says he was there, exchanging blinks and snorts with a man in a coma, who are we supposed to believe?

News of Mortuary Bob's new book and some of its more lurid revelations curdled the cream in Condi's coffee cup high above Saudi Arabia en route to soothe Muslim feathers in the Middle East. She was particularly irritated by Mortuary Bob's assertion that the Secretary of Defense was so put off by the Secretary of State that he wouldn't return her telephone calls. "The idea that he wasn't returning my phone calls is simply ludicrous," she told reporters traveling on her plane. Neither had she colluded with attempts to get Mr. Rumsfeld fired. But you can say anything and eventually somebody will believe it.

Curiously, the New York Times got excerpts of the book first; curious because editors of newspapers usually don't wink and smile when assistant managing editors contribute scoops to the opposition.

But the most famous reporter in town has to worry about his own legacy, too, and Mortuary Bob wasn't as tough on George W. in earlier books as he should have been, and he put several noses further out of joint with his scoffing at a special prosecutor trying to invent a crime in the saga of Valerie Plame and her husband, Joe Wilson. The "outing" of Mzz Valerie, who with her media claque fancies herself the hottest number since Mata Hari, was supposed to become the highest crime and most spectacular misdemeanor since Watergate. The saga sank without a trace when it turned out that no one had done anything illegal and Mzz Valerie wasn't really who she wanted to be, anyway.

You're not supposed to scoff at some things, even if you are the most important reporter in town. Mortuary Bob had to find some new mud for his boots.

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