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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 2, 2007 / 16 Tamuz, 5767

Fifty ways to beat the heat

By Paul Greenberg


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | With the temperature climbing, and the good old summertime about to cover the country like a horse blanket, it's definitely time to update my annual list of heat-beaters.

Feel free to clip and save, mix and match, and add your own favorites:

1. Forget talk radio and 24/7 television news. Switch to the classical station. Or your collection of old swing records. Watch an old movie (preferably one set in a cold climate) instead of "The O'Reilly Factor." Try not to think about Alberto Gonzales or Karl Rove, Dick Cheney or Chris Matthews, Charles Schumer or the Clintons, either one. Cool down the mind.

2. Delete all unwanted e-mails without opening them. Especially if they're from types who are always a little hot under the collar anyway. But if you must open them, under no circumstances reply; it only encourages 'em. You've got more productive things to do with your time, like relaxing in air-conditioned comfort.

3. Recall the lightest, most elegant, interesting dessert you ever had. (I nominate zabaglione over half a perfect peach.) Or just have a piece of cold watermelon. With a little salt.

4. Make some fresh lemonade. Or as Robert Benchley once advised, get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.

5. Think on the pure, crystalline beauty of the Pythagorean Theorem.

6. Don't try to figure out the infield fly rule one more time; just settle back and watch the game. Linger over the replays in slow motion. Don't move too fast yourself.

7. Avoid watching sit-coms, playing rock'n'roll, listening to TV shout shows, arguing politics, worrying about the future or regretting the past. "Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you."—Satchel Paige. Epictetus the Stoic might have said something like that, too, but not half so well.

8. Decorate with green, leafy things, but not kudzu.

9. Take siestas; arrange to live in the early morning and after twilight.

10. Don't hurry back, or anywhere else. "Nothing can be more useful to a man than a determination not to be hurried."—Henry David Thoreau. He must have been a Southerner at heart.

11. Park in the shade.

12. Key lime pie.

13. Wear a hat. With a broad brim.

14. Give the kids a nap. Take one yourself.

15. Sit on the front porch. In a swing. Under a fan. Especially if it's glassed-in, air-conditioned, in the shade, and surrounded by cool greenery.

16. Read last January's weather news, with special attention to blizzards and ice storms. Think glaciers.

17. Take a thimble-sized cup of hot soup before supper to whet the appetite.

18. Switch from Beethoven to Mozart, big band to chamber music, red to white wine, gin to tonic, cornbread to beaten biscuits, humor to wit.

19. Go fishing. Early in the day. Without fancy lures, rod 'n' reel, and other impedimenta. Pack a picnic breakfast, choose an unfrequented spot off the beaten path, lie down, breathe deep, and clear the mind. ("Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."—Thoreau again.)

20. Have a tall cold one. With a hot dog. At a minor league ballpark. Luxuriate in the nostalgia. Grab a handful of it at the Arkansas Travelers' little jewel of a new ballpark in beautiful downtown attractive North Little Rock, Ark. See what baseball used to be like and still is. Don't get involved in who's winning or losing. Just root for the team in the field. That way, you avoid partisan passions, which can grow heated.

21. Think tomatoes, the real kind. Like Bradley County pinks.

22. Wear white and play Great Gatsby to beat the band. Or at least seersucker.

23. Think about exercising. But only think about it.

24. See the movie "Dr. Zhivago." Stay to see snowy scenes twice. Come August in these latitudes, Siberia can look like paradise.

25. Sweet tea.

26. Contemplate the coming of the next ice age.

27. Read up on the culture of the Eskimo.

28. Plan an expedition to the South Pole. Read a biography of Shackleton.

29. Stock up on watercress and cucumbers.

30. Carry a handkerchief. A big one. A bandana. Maybe two. Mop your brow even when it doesn't need mopping.

31. Walk on the shady side of the street. Whoever designed those treeless parking lots around shopping malls should have to park in one. Every day. In these latitudes. In August. Let the punishment fit the crime.

32. Remember Paige's Law No.2: "Step lightly; do not jar the inner harmonies."

33. Read "Gorky Park" or some other detective story set in a cold climate. Or check out Howard Hawks' arctic and antic sci-fi classic, "The Thing From Another World." Rent any old horror movie that makes you shiver/laugh. Listen to Abbott and Costello try to figure out who's on first, and what's on second. (I don't know's on third.)

34. Send the kids to see the grandparents.

35. Grandparents: Send 'em back after 24 hours, then take a week off by yourselves. You deserve it. You've already raised yours.

36. Think what Stockholm must be like. Also Spitsbergen.

37. Go for a walk at dawn, preferably without having to get up at an early hour.

38. Ice cream.

39. Simplify.

40. Don't fret. Why worry about things till you have to? You may never have to.

41. Cold salads.

42. Wonder about the Laplanders.

43. Go ahead, try the waterslide.

44. Think on not having to put up the Christmas decorations, cook the turkey or build a roaring fire.

45. Smile in the sure knowledge that the damper on your fireplace is closed.

46. Inspect the refrigerator.

47. Consult the atlas for the location of Novaya Zemlya and the Bering Strait. Read about penguin population patterns. Study up on the Aurora Borealis.

48. Re-read Jack London's "To Build a Fire."

49. Be nice.

50. Take the columnists with an extra grain of salt.

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