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May 16, 2008

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Torah talk 'lost in translation'?

Diana West: Israel is not a freedom franchise, Mr. President

Caroline B. Glick: Understanding Hizbullah's power play

JWisdom: Real estate and real living by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

May 15, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: Finding a Reason to Do Nothing

Oline H. Cogdill: Jesse Kellerman paints art world tale in brilliant strokes in 'The Genius'

JWisdom: Blake Nordstrom Speaking! by Sara Yoheved Rigler

May 14, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Snitching to the IRS

The Kosher Gourmet by Jill Wendholt Silva: Spring greens with fennel and herbs

JWisdom: A Righteous Gentile by Rabbi Mordechai Becher

May 13, 2008

Jonathan Mark: For pro-Israel voters, Obama's middle name should be the least of their concerns

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: The Leaker Shield Act

JWisdom: Why You & I Never Die: A Jewish View of Immortality, Part II by Rabbi David Aaron

May 12, 2008

Chosen Words: A newsletter for personal and spiritual growth gleaned from classic biblical and other sources that will help you enhance your day to day life. Likely the most constructive three minutes you will spend today

Mark Steyn: Israel's 'doom' could also be Europe's

JWisdom: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: When Faith Meets Fate, Part One

May 9, 2008

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: Reverence, Yes; Worship, No

Mona Charen: Did Israel Drive Out the Arabs 60 Years Ago?

JWisdom: Ultimate opportunities by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

May 8, 2008

Rabbi Nathan Lopes Cardozo: Israel at 3,500+

Jonathan Tobin: Still Fighting the Same War

Steven Plaut: How ‘nakba’ proves the fiction of a Palestinian Nation

JWisdom: Taking Israel for Granted? by Rabbi Mordechai Becher

May 7, 2008

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Israel is irrelevant to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict

Dion Nissenbaum: Latest Olmert scandal could derail efforts to force Israel's compromises

JWisdom: My Inner Ventriloquist by Sara Yoheved Rigler

May 6, 2008

Caroline B. Glick: Anti-Zionism at 60

The Kosher Gourmet By Ethel G. Hofman: In honor of Israel's 60th anniversary, the former president of the International Association of Culinary Professionals, whose members included the likes of Julia Child, is back with a smorgasbord featuring the taste and essence of the Jewish homeland

JWisdom: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: Jewish Deer in Nazi Headlights

May 5, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Busy work

Jonathan Mark: Remarkable half-century old Mike Wallace interview with Abba Eban puts current anti-Israel sentiment into perspective

May 2, 2008

Rabbi Berel Wein: Rote religiosity

Caroline B. Glick: Whitewashing Hamas

JWisdom: Parent trap?

May 1, 2008

David Zwiebel: Faith communities can learn from Orthodox Jews in stimulating private philanthropy for religious education

George Friedman and Peter Zeihan of Stratfor: The Shift Toward an Israeli-Syrian Agreement

JWisdom: It's time to wake up by Rebbetzin Esther Jungreis

April 30, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: Pennsylvania's Democratic slugfest may leave some Jewish votes up for grabs

The Kosher Gourmet by Linda Gassenheimer: Fresh herbs, sauteed veal and tiny creamer potatoes makes a light spring dinner

JWisdom: How to Build a Mentch by Rabbi Mordechai Becher

April 29, 2008

Daniel Pipes: Barack Obama's Muslim Childhood

Joel Brinkley: On human rights, the U.N. once again strikes out

JWisdom: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: When The Truth is Unbelievable

April 28, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q: I'm often stuck in the doctor's waiting room for hours! Doesn't he owe me something for my wasted time?

Steven Emerson: New U.S. government policy advises agencies to avoid using some of the very same words that make up terror groups' names

JWisdom: Why You & I Never Die: A Jewish View of Immortality, Part I by Rabbi David Aaron

April 25, 2008

Rabbi Mitchell Wohlberg: Schadenfreude isn't kosher for Passover --- or at any other time

Rabbi Berel Wein: The secret of how the data bank of memory is transferred from one generation to the next

JWisdom: Stepping Up to A Higher Spiritual Life by Rabbi Lawrence Kelemen, Part III

April 24, 2008

Rabbi Nathan Lopes Cardozo: The successful failure

Fred Burton and Scott Stewart of Stratfor: Placing the terrorist threat to the food supply in perspective

JWisdom: Stepping Up to A Higher Spiritual Life by Rabbi Lawrence Kelemen, Part II

April 23, 2008

Connie Ogle: An intricate game of a novel

Jonathan Tobin: Making Sense of the 'J Street' Jive

JWisdom: Stepping Up to A Higher Spiritual Life by Rabbi Lawrence Kelemen

April 22, 2008

Jonathan Rosenblum: Why Israel's 'Leaven law' matters

Caroline B. Glick: Obama the Savior

April 18, 2008

Rabbi Harvey Belovski: Multimedia tool of antiquity

Caroline B. Glick: Revealed Truths vs. revealed lies

JWisdom: More than miracles by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

April 17, 2008

Rabbi Avi Shafran: Deconstructing Dayeinu

Rabbi Elazar Meisels: Is innovation at the Seder a slap at tradition?

JWisdom: Discovering Your Divine Mission, Part III by Rabbi David Aaron

April 16, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: A Prayer for Sderot's Children

Ethel G. Hofman: Sumptuous Seder

JWisdom: The Divine is in the details by Rabbi Mordechai Becher

April 15, 2008

Rabbi Dovid Zauderer: Let Charlton Heston Go!

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Jimma, tyranny's enabler

JWisdom: Relationships: Beyond Mars & Venus, Part IV by Dr. Lisa Aiken

April 14, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: The Snitching Supervisor

Jonathan Tobin: Forget the Fun and Games!

JWisdom: Sincerity is Valued Most by Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski, M.D.

April 11, 2008

Rabbi David Gutterman: A Mystery in the Middle East

Caroline B. Glick: Why Ahmadinejad smiles

JWisdom: Elevated illness by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

April 10, 2008

Stratfor Intelligence Briefing by George Friedman: A Mystery in the Middle East

The Kosher Gourmet By Steve Petusevsky: The spring elegance of asparagus

JWisdom: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: The Power of Rational Lies

April 9, 2008

Michael Feldberg: An all but forgotten Colonial doctor who put his Jewish values before his life

Jordan "Gorf" Gorfinkel's "Everything's Relative" gets philosophical

JWisdom: Four Rabbis in Bnei Brak by Rabbi Mordechai Becher

April 8, 2008

Caroline Glick: Covering for the enemy

Elliot B. Gertel: 'House' goes Hasidic

JWisdom: Relationships: Beyond Mars & Venus, Part III by Dr. Lisa Aiken

April 7, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q: I have a translating business. Recently someone asked me to translate some financial documents that are clearly forged. Should I agree?

Jonathan Rosenblum : Israel is unwittingly helping to fuel the international campaign of delegitimization against it

JWisdom: Matzah and leaven as a life philosophy by Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski, M.D.

April 4, 2008

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: The Mystery of Suffering

Caroline B. Glick: Fear of democracy

JWisdom: Dirty Jews by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

April 3, 2008

Rabbi Y. Y. Rubinstein: Parents --- and the children who would be them

The Kosher Gourmet by Kathy Manweiler: Tempted by restaurant dressings? Don't be. Here are recipes that can be made at home, healthier!

JWisdom: The importance of retaining a 'slave mentality' by Rabbi Mordechai Becher

April 2, 2008

Mitch Albom: Child abuse, disguised as faith

Jonathan Tobin: Unreasonable Accommodations

JWisdom: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith with Rabbi Nosson Scherman: Eliminating Jewish Influence over Germans

March 22, 2007

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Jewish World Review Dec. 17, 2007 / 8 Teves 5768

Took a lickin' and kept on tickin'

By Mark Steyn


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Other people's thrills are a problematic matter. In Evelyn Waugh's Black Mischief, Basil Seal, after a series of wild adventures in Africa culminating in a, ah, memorable culinary occasion with his girlfriend, returns to London society to find his chums entirely indifferent to his tales of derring-do: "Darling, I just don't want to hear about it, d'you mind? I'm sure it's all very fine and grand, but it doesn't make much sense to a stay-at-home like me." "That's the way to deal with him," said Alastair from his armchair. "Keep a stopper on the far-flung stuff." That's good advice. In theory, a latter-day adventurer like Sir Ranulph Twistleton-Wykeham-Fiennes, 3rd Baronet, first man to cross the Arctic by foot, amputated his own frostbitten fingertips with a fretsaw, etc., ought to be a fascinating chap. Yet whenever he pops up on TV to talk about his life, I find it hard to stay interested after the bit 40 years ago where he gets discharged from Britain's SAS after sneaking out from barracks one night and blowing up, for aesthetic reasons, the set of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. That seems more than enough excitement for any man.


As for the other great challenges the planet has to offer, these days an expedition to Mount Everest attracts less attention than an expedition to mount Paris Hilton. You can't even get a book out of it unless, like Jon Krakauer's account of the ill-fated 1996 foray, half the mountaineers die hideous deaths, and even then the most obnoxious of the dilettante gazillionaire Himalayan tourists always make it out alive.


"Because it's there," said Sir Edmund Hillary of Everest. It's unclear whether the late motorcyclist Evel Knievel felt the same about the Snake River Canyon, which was certainly there, in Idaho. Or the fountains of Caesars Palace, which were also there, though they hadn't been two years earlier. But the 52 wrecked cars in the Los Angeles Coliseum weren't there, until he piled them up. And nor were there 13 London buses inside Wembley Stadium until he decided to put them there. But canyons and car wrecks, ornamental fountains and municipal transportation, Knievel o'erleapt them all on his (mostly) trusty mechanical steed.


He was the most famous thrill-seeker in the world, and for a public ever harder to impress he distilled it to its essence: here I am. Here's the buses. Here I am 45 seconds later with multiple broken bones. Success and failure in the same frame: Knievel would usually clear the obstacle but invariably land badly and be carried off to hospital. The ideal Knievel stunt is nicely captured in the Simpsons episode in which a celebrity daredevil ("If he's not in action, he's in traction!") visits the Springfield Truckasaurus rally and attempts to leap over a tank of water filled with "man-eating great white sharks, deadly electric eels, ravenous piranhas, and bone-crushing alligators." But why stop there? The Knievelesque showman then tosses a lion in the water. And, just to get 'em in the mood, adds a drop of human blood. His motorcycle clears the danger. But, safe on the far side, he raises his mitt from the handlebars to acknowledge the cheers and the bike wobbles and drops the death-defier into the tank. He struggles free to clamber up the side, only to have the lion drag him back in.


The template was established at the first Knievel stunt. It was 1965 and he was selling Triumph motorcycles in Moses Lake, Wash., and business wasn't so good. So he announced he would jump the bike over a bunch of parked cars and (in the Simpsons everything-plus-the-kitchen-sink spirit) a sandbox of rattlesnakes, plus a mountain lion. Hundreds of people showed up to watch. He came down on the rattlesnakes. Triumph and disaster simultaneously. I rode Triumphs when I was a teenager. Also Nortons and Royal Enfields. If you've ever ridden British bikes, you're never entirely at ease with a Harley. Nonetheless, I can't say I'd want to fire a Triumph or a BSA over a line of trucks. Knievel switched to a Harley-Davidson, but amidst the rattlers at his Triumph dealership he'd found his calling. "Right then," he said, "I knew I could draw a big crowd by jumping over weird stuff on motorcycles." He got a garish red, white and blue jumpsuit, and unlike Elvis he did actually jump in it.


By New Year's Eve 1967, Knievel was in Vegas preparing to leap the fountains at Caesars Palace. By New Year's Day 1968, he was in a coma. By the time he came round, the New Year was a month old. He'd lost control of the bike, hit a wall, fractured his skull, broke his pelvis, ribs and hips. But he was a star. I leave it to scholars to argue whether it was Knievel's fountaineering expedition or Xavier Cugat's marriage to Charo the previous year, also at Caesars Palace, that formally inaugurated the new Vegas. But the town was evolving from its tuxedoed Rat Pack cool in ways not everybody approved of. "The witless Knievel is titillating a barbaric appetite for treating violent death as a spectator sport," George Will wrote of a later stunt. "Like pornography, the event is brutalizing, anti life."


Oh, I don't know. I find something oddly inspiring in it: the Caesars Palace fountain of eternal life-threatening injuries. Knievel was one of those fellows you can meet every day of the week in every town across America. He was at various stages in those early years a high-school dropout, amateur pole-vaulter, insurance salesman, hunting guide, and safecracker and armed robber. Or so he said.


The biography was endlessly mutable: did he get the name "Evel" as a troublesome punk on the streets of Butte, Mont.? Or was he given it years later when he got tossed in jail and found himself next to a local crook called Knoffel whom the sheriff liked to address as "Awful"? Who knows? Who cares?


The tales may have been tall but they weren't long. And underneath the lurid anecdotage and the jumpsuit was a grain of recognizable truth. He was like a lot of guys — okayish at most things, but not distinguished at any of them. So he made himself the best in the world at something it would never occur to most of us that there would ever be a market for excellence in: "jumping over weird stuff on motorcycles." There was no science to it: In California, in England, in Ontario, he'd show up, make a "guesstimate" about the amount of power he'd need, open the throttle, and away he'd sail.


He and Caesars Palace were made for each other. During the Afghan campaign in 2001, an Internet wag, Glenn Crawford, deftly summed up the different cultural approaches to unpromising terrain — in this instance between the bleak Afghan plain and Nevada. Third World solution: eke a living out of the desert. American solution: "Viva Las Vegas!" In Crazy For You, the hit 1990s rewrite of the 1930s Gershwin musical Girl Crazy, they kept the city-slickers-out-west plot but threw in a gag in which someone proposes turning the dead-horse Nevada backwater into a gambling town. The wise guys roll their eyes. "Who'd come to Nevada to gamble?"


One wouldn't commend a den of sin to every trouble spot on the planet, but, motoring through the Sunni Triangle just after the fall of Saddam and enduring one dreary desert burg after another, I couldn't help feeling the history of the region would have been a little different if smack in the middle of Araby you could have seen Wayne Newton singing Danke Schoen with full supporting orchestra, followed by Evel Knievel jumping the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, plus 42 weapons of mass destruction and a plague of locusts.


He won and lost a fortune, but the fame never went away. He disliked the term "daredevil" and loathed being called a "stuntman." "I'm an explorer," he said, putting himself in the same category as Sir Ranulph Fiennes. Some trudge across the Arctic to find the pole. Some cross the burning desert of Nevada to find a pole-dancer. (Knievel's, ah, romantic encounters were as numerous as his stunts and as prone to miscalculation: in 1986 he was fined $200 for soliciting an undercover policewoman.)


They wrote songs about him, sold action figures, starred him in a lame-o biopic and persuaded both Red Buttons and Gene Kelly to co-star. But in my mind's eye I always see him after the bus-jumping stunt at Wembley, crashing to the ground yet somehow picking himself up and staggering to the microphone. He holds the all-time world record for most broken bones in a single body: 433.


And in the end the hepatitis C contracted from one of his many blood transfusions did more damage to him than any of his leaps: let that be a lesson, boys and girls. It's not jumping the canyon that'll kill ya, it's the C. difficile you get from the trip to the hospital. Crippled by one silent killer after another, Evel Knievel nevertheless gave the impression that, a year or two on, he'd be the first fellow with a walker to jump three La-Z-Boy recliners at the retirement home.


As Wayne Newton would put it: "Danke schoen Darling, danke schoen. Thank you for All the joy and pain."


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