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May 8, 2008

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May 7, 2008

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Israel is irrelevant to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict

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JWisdom: My Inner Ventriloquist by Sara Yoheved Rigler

May 6, 2008

Caroline B. Glick: Anti-Zionism at 60

The Kosher Gourmet By Ethel G. Hofman: In honor of Israel's 60th anniversary, the former president of the International Association of Culinary Professionals, whose members included the likes of Julia Child, is back with a smorgasbord featuring the taste and essence of the Jewish homeland

JWisdom: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: Jewish Deer in Nazi Headlights

May 5, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Busy work

Jonathan Mark: Remarkable half-century old Mike Wallace interview with Abba Eban puts current anti-Israel sentiment into perspective

May 2, 2008

Rabbi Berel Wein: Rote religiosity

Caroline B. Glick: Whitewashing Hamas

JWisdom: Parent trap?

May 1, 2008

David Zwiebel: Faith communities can learn from Orthodox Jews in stimulating private philanthropy for religious education

George Friedman and Peter Zeihan of Stratfor: The Shift Toward an Israeli-Syrian Agreement

JWisdom: It's time to wake up by Rebbetzin Esther Jungreis

April 30, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: Pennsylvania's Democratic slugfest may leave some Jewish votes up for grabs

The Kosher Gourmet by Linda Gassenheimer: Fresh herbs, sauteed veal and tiny creamer potatoes makes a light spring dinner

JWisdom: How to Build a Mentch by Rabbi Mordechai Becher

April 29, 2008

Daniel Pipes: Barack Obama's Muslim Childhood

Joel Brinkley: On human rights, the U.N. once again strikes out

JWisdom: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: When The Truth is Unbelievable

April 28, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q: I'm often stuck in the doctor's waiting room for hours! Doesn't he owe me something for my wasted time?

Steven Emerson: New U.S. government policy advises agencies to avoid using some of the very same words that make up terror groups' names

JWisdom: Why You & I Never Die: A Jewish View of Immortality, Part I by Rabbi David Aaron

April 25, 2008

Rabbi Mitchell Wohlberg: Schadenfreude isn't kosher for Passover --- or at any other time

Rabbi Berel Wein: The secret of how the data bank of memory is transferred from one generation to the next

JWisdom: Stepping Up to A Higher Spiritual Life by Rabbi Lawrence Kelemen, Part III

April 24, 2008

Rabbi Nathan Lopes Cardozo: The successful failure

Fred Burton and Scott Stewart of Stratfor: Placing the terrorist threat to the food supply in perspective

JWisdom: Stepping Up to A Higher Spiritual Life by Rabbi Lawrence Kelemen, Part II

April 23, 2008

Connie Ogle: An intricate game of a novel

Jonathan Tobin: Making Sense of the 'J Street' Jive

JWisdom: Stepping Up to A Higher Spiritual Life by Rabbi Lawrence Kelemen

April 22, 2008

Jonathan Rosenblum: Why Israel's 'Leaven law' matters

Caroline B. Glick: Obama the Savior

April 18, 2008

Rabbi Harvey Belovski: Multimedia tool of antiquity

Caroline B. Glick: Revealed Truths vs. revealed lies

JWisdom: More than miracles by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

April 17, 2008

Rabbi Avi Shafran: Deconstructing Dayeinu

Rabbi Elazar Meisels: Is innovation at the Seder a slap at tradition?

JWisdom: Discovering Your Divine Mission, Part III by Rabbi David Aaron

April 16, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: A Prayer for Sderot's Children

Ethel G. Hofman: Sumptuous Seder

JWisdom: The Divine is in the details by Rabbi Mordechai Becher

April 15, 2008

Rabbi Dovid Zauderer: Let Charlton Heston Go!

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Jimma, tyranny's enabler

JWisdom: Relationships: Beyond Mars & Venus, Part IV by Dr. Lisa Aiken

April 14, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: The Snitching Supervisor

Jonathan Tobin: Forget the Fun and Games!

JWisdom: Sincerity is Valued Most by Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski, M.D.

April 11, 2008

Rabbi David Gutterman: A Mystery in the Middle East

Caroline B. Glick: Why Ahmadinejad smiles

JWisdom: Elevated illness by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

April 10, 2008

Stratfor Intelligence Briefing by George Friedman: A Mystery in the Middle East

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JWisdom: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: The Power of Rational Lies

April 9, 2008

Michael Feldberg: An all but forgotten Colonial doctor who put his Jewish values before his life

Jordan "Gorf" Gorfinkel's "Everything's Relative" gets philosophical

JWisdom: Four Rabbis in Bnei Brak by Rabbi Mordechai Becher

April 8, 2008

Caroline Glick: Covering for the enemy

Elliot B. Gertel: 'House' goes Hasidic

JWisdom: Relationships: Beyond Mars & Venus, Part III by Dr. Lisa Aiken

April 7, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q: I have a translating business. Recently someone asked me to translate some financial documents that are clearly forged. Should I agree?

Jonathan Rosenblum : Israel is unwittingly helping to fuel the international campaign of delegitimization against it

JWisdom: Matzah and leaven as a life philosophy by Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski, M.D.

April 4, 2008

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: The Mystery of Suffering

Caroline B. Glick: Fear of democracy

JWisdom: Dirty Jews by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

April 3, 2008

Rabbi Y. Y. Rubinstein: Parents --- and the children who would be them

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JWisdom: The importance of retaining a 'slave mentality' by Rabbi Mordechai Becher

April 2, 2008

Mitch Albom: Child abuse, disguised as faith

Jonathan Tobin: Unreasonable Accommodations

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Jewish World Review Dec. 24, 2007 / 15 Teves, 5768

Romney knows bupkis

By Roger Simon


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | WEST DES MOINES, Iowa — Endless repetition is the lifeblood of presidential campaigning.


A candidate's stump speech rarely changes, and when it does, that happens only after careful planning, many meetings and polling.


Years ago, I quoted Democratic campaign consultant David Axelrod as saying: "Here is the rule we follow with our clients — when the campaign staff and the reporters become physically ill over the repetition of the message, only then have you begun to penetrate the public consciousness."


Which is why it was striking a few days ago when Mitt Romney, a highly disciplined campaigner, made a major departure from his stump speech at a huge Christmas party here for more than 1,000 people.


I transcribed the departure, and here it is, word for word. To set the scene, Romney had just introduced his son Josh to the crowd, Josh had said a few words and now Romney was speaking:


"When I see Josh there, I think back to a story when he was a really young guy. He and Matt, his older brother, found a bird's nest and it had fallen to the ground, and there were little, tiny birds in it.


"They had no feathers, and their eyes were not open, and they brought it into the house — they were little guys — and we called the Audubon Society and said, 'Is there anything we can do to help these birds, somehow put the nest back in the tree?'


"And she said, 'No, no, if the birds have been taken off the tree and are on the ground and so forth, the mother will not come back to them.' So Ann [Romney's wife] said, 'Can we feed them? Can we keep them alive?'


"And they said, 'Well, no, if the eyes are not open, the prospects of keeping these birds alive are not very good.'"


"And we said, 'Well, what can we do?'


"And she said, 'If you buy a can of dog food, good-quality dog food, and cut the dog food into little strips like worms, you can feed them with a tweezers and maybe see how well you do.


"Well, these guys kept all five birds alive. And they got them a little bigger and a little bigger and it got to the point where they would hop out of the nest and sort of flop around on the floor and so forth and we called Audubon and said, 'We've got them all alive. What do we do now?'


"And they said, 'Well, take them outside and teach them to fly.'


"And so we said, 'How do we do that?'


"And they said, 'You take the bird and lift it up pretty high in the air and then just throw it up in the air and run out ahead.'


"And so Ann and I looked outside the window and Josh and Matt were out there throwing birds in the air and running down the yard flapping their arms! (Laughter) I don't think the flapping arms was necessary. (Laughter) And the birds followed them wherever they would go. And the birds, of course, learned to fly.


"We kept them outside; they flew all around the yard. And when they came home from school, the birds would fly from across the yard and land on their heads and shoulders. The postman would get a little nervous because it happened to him a couple of times. (Laughter) And these were not gorgeous birds; they are called grackles (laughter) and they were around the house and they would come in the house and finally they became wilder and wilder as time went on, they made their own way.


"But it was interesting to me to see that even a little bird will imprint off a human and will copy a human. They thought that Josh and Matt were the mothers, if you will. The mom and dad. Not sure which was which. (Laughter) But they followed those two. It was interesting to me and my wife to see how much they had become the mothers. "[When you] think little baby birds will look up to someone else, you can imagine what another human being will do. A parent has an extraordinary impact on their children. I learned that to a certain [extent] in this campaign. I have an 18-month-old grandson who doesn't say bupkis. You know, he says, 'mama,' 'dada' and 'poppa.' That's me, and I am very proud I am the third word, poppa.


"But I have been campaigning with him. I hold him in my left arm and then I shake hands with people and say, 'How do you do? How do you do? How are you? Hi,' and now he goes, when he sees people, he goes up and puts out his hand and he says, "Hi. Hi. Hi. (Laughter)"


"So he is just patterning after his grandpa. It is a very bad sickness. We are going to have to break him of it. (Laughter) It reminded me also, thinking of the Christmas spirit, how we pattern ourselves after one another."


And then Romney continued with his speech. And, yes, you can dismiss this as a silly, meaningless ramble or a calculated attempt for Romney to show his more human — and less calculated — side.


But I think it was a guy who wanted to tell a family story, found it going a little long, as a lot of family stories do, and then managed to bring it home and make a point and say something about Christmas at a Christmas party.


Besides, the speech was historic for something it revealed: Who knew Romney knew a word like "bupkis"?

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