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May 24, 2012
Jeff Jacoby: The peace process battered Israel's reputation
Michael Muskal: 'Pro-choice' position hits record low, according to poll
Chris Farrell: Are We in a Tech Bubble?
The Kosher Gourmet by Penelope Wall: PHILLY CHEESE STEAKS --- hold the steak!
May 23, 2012
Tony Pugh: More private colleges offering tuition discounts
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Tina Susman: The wig wasn't enough: Man gets 13 years for posing as his dead mom
The Kosher Gourmet by Emma Christensen:A simple way to do fish right
May 22, 2012
Warren Richey: Can US group challenge overseas surveillance act? Supreme Court to decide
Thomas M. Anderson: Walking Away From a Mortgage
The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon: Enjoy a celebration of the most rich and layered flavors: Black bean, sweet potato and quinoa chili
May 21, 2012
Mark Clayton: Cybersecurity: How US utilities passed up chance to protect their networks
Howard LaFranchi: NATO summit: Who will foot the bill for long-term Afghanistan security?
Chris Farrell : Earn Dividends in Emerging Markets with This WisdomTree ETF
Stephen Whiteside, Ph.D. : Mayo Clinic Medical Edge: Social anxiety disorder --- or just shy?
Guy Jackson : Victim's father regrets death of Lockerbie bomber
The Kosher Gourmet by Mario Batali: Famed chef's veal shoulder farsumagru: A festive meat course for late spring
May 18, 2012
Rabbi Berel Wein: Striving: The People of the Book's Book for (All of) the People
Steven Goldberg: 5 Great Stock Picks and the Exchange-Traded Fund that Owns Them
Mary Pickett, M.D.: Ask the Harvard Experts: Don't be forced into gluten-free lifestyle based merely on a doctor's false-positive test
The Kosher Gourmet by Carolyn Malcoun: DIY healthy lunchbox treats: HOMEMADE FRUIT BARS for kids and brown-bagging adults alike
May 17, 2012
Warren Richey: Teacher fired for being unwed and pregnant can sue religious school, court rules
Josh Mitnick: Netanyahu's 'centrist' coalition is already proving it's anything but
Steven Goldberg: Earn Dividends in Emerging Markets with This WisdomTree ETF
Amina Khan: Research links coffee to lower death rates
The Kosher Gourmet by Faith Duran : Cheesy Potato Breakfast Casserole with Cheddar and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
May 16, 2012
Carmen Terzic, M.D., Ph.D. : Mayo Clinic Medical Edge: A variety of exercises can help improve balance
Melissa Healy: National strategy on Alzheimer's disease aims to halt it by 2025
The Kosher Gourmet by Joyce White : GOODNESS GRACIOUS: GREENS! 4 winning recipes that are no longer just for down-home folks (Includes expert tips & techniques)
May 15, 2012
Kristen Chick: Obama administration resumes arms sales to Bahrain despite serious unresolved human rights issues. Activists feel abandoned
Pat Mertz Esswein: Homes are now affordable again and mortgage rates are low. What you need to know before you buy
Kathy Kristof: Our Practical Investor Fights Inflation with These 6 Investments
Sue Hubbard, M.D.: The Kid's Doctor: Lactose intolerant young child? Check again
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May 14, 2012
Lisa Gerstner: How to Protect Your Identity, Finances If You Lose Your Phone
Harvard Health Letters: Heart disease and dementia
The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon: MANGO COCONUT OAT MORNING MUFFINS are a bright but hearty delight
May 11, 2012
Jessica L. Anderson: Get the Best Deal on a Used Car
Jett Stone: Forget face-lifts and fake knees. Scientists have seen the fountain of youth --- and it's broccoli
The Kosher Gourmet by Chef Mario Batali: The famed chef's vegetable dish that tastes true to the season: FAVAS AND SUGAR SNAP PEAS WITH POTATOES AND TARRAGON
May 10, 2012
Sergei L. Loiko: Putin sends warning to U.S., NATO in Victory Day speech at Red Square
Mary Rourke: How being a 'mentch' got Vidal Sasoon his start and fighting in Israel's War of Independence provided him with confidence and a strong sense of his own identity
Jeff Bertolucci: Get Home Phone Service for Less Than $10 a Month
The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom: Gleaming with its golden, crimson, and snowy white hues, this silken smooth and creamy STRAWBERRY ORANGE TRIFLE looks impressive, but is easy to prepare
May 9, 2012
Sharon Palmer, R.D. How you can reduce your risk -- or delay -- chronic diseases associated with aging
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Jewish World Review
Dec 24, 2007
/ 15 Teves 5768
Names in the news come a-caroling
By
Mitch Albom
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I hear a knock. I open my door. Look who's come a caroling with their own personal spin …
Striking Hollywood writers doing "Joy To The World":
Joy to the world, we're still on strike
Let reruns fill the aiiiir!
Let every week of "Heroes"
Look like last week of "Heroes"
Let "CSI" go away
"Grey's Anatomy" go grey
Then maybe, just maaaay-be
We'll get our pay
Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson duet on her distraction with "Baby, It's Cold Outside":
You really can't stay (baby, it's cold outside)
It's hurting my play (but, baby, it's cold outside)
I know you look like, an athlete's dream
(I've got some underwear you ain't seen)
But when you're up there waving
(Am I making your head go 'round?)
I'm supposed to be concentrating
(Your passes are hitting the ground)
Come back when it's warm
(But, baby, it's coooold outside)
The Mitchell Report gang does "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus":
We saw Clemens taking HGH
Somewhere in a locker room last year
Pettitte took a shot, Giambi took a lot
There's Bonds and Lenny Dykstra
There's so many we forgot, oh
We saw Clemens taking HGH
Steroids are more prevalent than beer!
Oh we know our case is weak
But none of the players would speak
Looks like blood tests will be big next year!
Bill Clinton warns America with "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town":
You better watch out, you better not blink
2008 is closer than you think
And Hillary is coming to town
She's loading the vans, she's moving back in
Put our stuff back where it'd once been
Hillary is coming to town
She sees me when I'm sleeping
She knows who's on my phone
She monitors my every move
Guess I'll spend New Year's alone but
You better watch out, the girls'll all scream
When Hotty First Hubby is back on the scene
Bill-ary is coming to town
Britney Spears soothes her pregnant sister with "Deck The Halls":
Deck the halls, a new Spears baby
Falalalalalalalala
Will there be a husband? Maybe
Falalalalalalalala
Little sister, someone kissed her
Long as his, last name ain't … Federline
Deck the halls, a new Spears baby
I'm so glad, I'm so glad it ain't mine
Detroit Lions fans share their annual woe, with "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On an Open Fire)":
Safeties falling down like bowling pins
Linemen missing all their blocks
Quarterbacks having no time to throw
And coaches pounding on their rocks
Just turn back the clocks
Another losing football year
Playoffs still remain a dream
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Santa, please, bring us a new team
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