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Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

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Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

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The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

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April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 26, 2007 / 14 Mar-Cheshvan 5768

In the laptop of luxury

By Lori Borgman

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Now that the kids are gone, we find ourselves breaking a lot of the house rules.


We don't always put our dirty dishes directly into the dishwasher. Sometimes we let them pile up in the sink and get hard and crusty overnight.


I occasionally hang in the refrigerator, letting the cold air escape while watching that little white bulb burn for no apparent reason. There's something about doing that that makes me feel rich.


Last night chair — hang on to your chair — we both left our shoes on the stairs WHERE ANYONE COULD TRIP OVER THEM!


I know, I know. Call us wild and crazy. He's Wild and I'm Crazy.


For some reason, we don't feel compelled to abide by the rules we imposed on the kids. This probably says something about democracy, fascism and benevolent dictatorships, but I'm not sure what.


I used to picture that, when we had the house to ourselves, the husband and I would linger over morning coffee together at the breakfast table. Never mind the fact that I'm not a coffee drinker, I envisioned us sipping java, tossing sections of the newspaper back and forth, pointing out items of note, laughing about cartoons, and marveling at how quickly I can solve the Jumble.


That scene rarely happens. Instead, in complete violation and total disregard of the Unplugged-While-You-Eat rule, we are more likely to have breakfast with our laptops.


There we sit. His and hers. Coffee, tea or PC?


The only things we toss across the table are power cords.


"Look at this picture from the game," the husband says, already browsing while my machine is still waking up.


"What? You want me to run around the table to look at a picture?" I ask.


We both laugh. At least we still know not to get up from our chairs before a meal is finished.


"Log on to instant messenger and send me the link," I say, clicking away, having finished the local paper on-line and now navigating through the Wall Street Journal.


"Whoa," I say. "You'd like this one. Hold on, I just e-mailed you an article."


"Hmmmm," the husband says with great concern.


"Lose your connection?" I ask.


"No, it looks like rain moving in," he says. "Go to Weather Undergound and zoom in on the regional radar."


Of course, that's much simpler than looking out the window where we would see ominous dark clouds gathering in the northwest, notice the wind whipping through the trees and a stray cat clawing at the back door seeking shelter. Who needs the outdoors when you have Weatherbug on your home page?


"Hey, did you remember I'll be out of town a few days?" I ask. "Go to the family Google calendar. I posted it on-line. Oh, and did you see the kids put new pictures of the condo renovation on Facebook?"


"Already seen them," he says. "You talked to any of them lately?"


"I received a lovely e-card from the youngest just yesterday."


I feel the husband's eyes boring into me but am now engrossed in the Drudge Report.


"I'm sorry. Did you say something?" I ask. "I was reading Walter Williams."


"I said I think we may have a problem," he says. "You know what they say. . ."


"The family that texts together, stays together?"


"No, we ought to stop meeting like this."

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