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Jewish World Review Sept. 26, 2006 / 4 Tishrei, 5767 Osama bin Laden is DEAD? By Patrick Hurley http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Reports are coming in from France today that Osama bin Laden died of typhoid fever recently. In the inimitable words of Chester Riley, "What a revolting development this is!" I cannot believe that the guy we have been looking for for the past five years is no longer searchable. I guess I can cancel my flight to Kabul now. I had leased a camel and everything. Darn. Darn, darn, DARN! This was going to be my shot at becoming internationally known, too. I had a secret plan to find the old mongoose. I had packed several mp3 players to bribe his security force and some oversized Hershey bars to win over his virgins. When I finally met him face to face I was going to persuade him to turn himself in to me. (I have a history of persuasion; I talked Miss USA into going out with me once) Furthermore, no one is going to get credit for finding him now. I mean, someone might bring in his decayed body but I don't think that is quite the same, is it? This takes all the fun out of the hunt. It's like turning loose a bunch of bloodhounds in the woods with no fox. Or more appropriately, it is tantamount to a bunch of construction guys in a bar seeing who is going to score with that sexy blonde….transvestite. The good news is that he will not die a martyr. That kind of sacrifice would have inflamed the terrorists who worshipped his every move. How do they rally around the idea of their beloved leader getting felled by killer SEWAGE! In a roundabout way, because we had him on the run, we sort of did kill him since he probably got his disease by uh, dirt. He wasn't exactly living in style. But, one would think he was used to eating worms and prairie dogs. I bet for half his natural life he lived in a cave. Only Mother Theresa ate less healthily than Osama. At least she LOOKED like she probably did. We should find out in the next couple of years if this report is true. Think of it, the world's #1 criminal dies of a bacterial infection. Didn't Al Capone…? John Lennon was obsessive compulsive washing his hands several times a day. Howard Hughes was just as nutty. But, neither of them died of bacteria. In fact, I am not sure Howard is dead. I know his fingernails still live. If there is a moral here it is to take a lot of showers if you want to live a full life. What's that saying, "cleanliness is next to godliness?" I believe that is an old Hebrew phrase which proves that he should have listened to Israel a little more carefully, after all! Just think of it…if Osama bin Laden had used Irish Spring, I would still have a chance to be the hero of my generation. Life is not fair. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here. Comment by clicking here. JWR contributor Patrick Hurley, a three time Emmy award winner for television, lives in Orange County, California. He has presented humorous presentations in 46 states to over six million people. He has had six books published (none that has anything to do with the Middle East). 09/05/06: A Celebration of Sadness; A Commitment to Success! 09/01/06: A Screaming Howard Dean rants, ‘Where is our PLAN!?’ 08/29/06: John Mark Karr and Jennifer Willbanks announce their engagement 08/21/06: My First Jewish World Review Article © 2006, Patrick Hurley

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