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Jewish World Review Sept. 9, 2003 / 12 Elul, 5763
Keith Olbermann
As the Western World churns
http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com | The unabashed joy and shameless wallowing in the shallow end of the news pool. For Johnny Depp, it wasnt just a misquote, but an insanely twisted deformation of my words and intent. Got to step out of that Shakespeare class now and again, Jon. Depp was reacting to an article in the German magazine Stern, which quoted him as saying America is like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you. He says he was trying to explain, metaphorically, that, compared to Europe America is a very young country and we are still growing. Depp has apologized now, saying: I am an American. I love my country and have great hopes for it. It is for this reason that I speak candidly and sometimes critically about it. I have benefited greatly from the freedom that exists in my country. And for this, I am eternally grateful. Theres another Britney Spears controversy. This one involves her grandfather and a bodyguard. The Washington Post reporter Reilly Capps was covering Spears performance as part of happened upon Spears grandfather, June, and had just asked him controversan underwhelming football promotion last night. Backstage, he ial questions about fishing and football when one of the singers bodyguards came over and demanded that Capps turn over his notes of that interview. Give me those notes you just wrote, Capps quotes the guard as saying. When Capps refused, he says the guard spun him around, ripped the notebook out of his hand and tore the notes up, thus, as Capps writes, destroying all historical record of the elder Spears recent decision to give up smoking. And news from one of the parent companies of MSNBC. Microsoft will help design a $46 million school of the future in Philadelphia. And most importantly, it wont have to spend a dime. Mr. Gates geniuses plan to embed computer technology everywhere in the new facility. It will be in the classroom, in the offices, in the football coachs desk, even in built-in technology that will alert 42 different police forces whenever a nerd gets stuffed into a locker. Meantime, George Clooney has been married in the holy church of the Italian TV camera crew. At a Venice news conference promoting his new film, Intolerable Cruelty, a reporter wearing a white veil came up and asked Clooney to marry him. He said, all right, come here. Her cameraman, dressed as a priest, then produced two rings. Clooney added, My fear is that he really is a priest. And American bicycling legend Lance Armstrong and his wife of five years, Kristin, are separated and will be divorcing, so Armstrong tells the newspaper The Austin American-Statesman. He adds, the couple will be dissolving their marriage through mediation. So to paraphrase the title of his book, it is not about the bike, and nor is it about the $25 million in endorsement deals.
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