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Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

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Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

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The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

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John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 12, 2010 / 2 Elul, 5770, 5770

The alphabet song made EZ

By Lori Borgman

Lori Borgman


http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Kids are learning the alphabet song a new way these days. Our daughter the elementary school teacher tried teaching it to the husband and me. We didn’t do so well – as in the letter F.

Apparently someone thought kids were getting tripped up on the L M N O P part, rolling it together like it was one letter – LMNOP. Of course kids roll it together. That’s the whole point in singing your ABC’s.

LMNOP is the fun part. You tiptoe through the A B C section all dainty and delicate like, start building momentum at H I J K and then let it rip at warp speed when you hit LMNOP.

When we were in school -- our daughter loves it when we start stories with that line; we know this by the way her eyes glaze over -- LMNOP was what separated the stars from the wannabes. LMNOP is where you thinned the pack and weeded out the weak.

I’ve tried telling her that LMNOP is where leaders are born. In gratitude for my insight, she rolls her eyes.

As an educator, she refuses to concede that the alphabet song has always been about speed. “A to Z in under three seconds, baby!” I tell her.

Here’s how the new version goes (sing to the tune of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”) A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K, L, M, N, O, P. You give L, M, N, O and P a full beat each. Maybe even two beats. You’re singing along and all of a sudden it’s like you experience sudden memory loss. It must be rough on kids having their first senior moment in kindergarten.

The new ABC song is a halting version of Twinkle, Twinkle. Instead of picking up midway, it slows way down. The new version is fraught with hesitancy and uncertainty. It sounds like kids may have had something more than fruit juice in those drink boxes at snack time.

Our daughter explained the rationale behind the new version of the ABC song to her uncle and he said he thought that ABC and XYZ were all one letter, too. He said he thought the whole song was hard and that kids shouldn’t have to learn any of it.

He also said she should warn her students against learning to read because once people find out they can read then they’ll expect them to do other things – like read aloud.

I thought he made a good case, but she gave him an F, too.

The new easier-to-learn alphabet song reminded me of the protestors who marched outside the national Spelling Bee this year complaining that learning English was hard. They had shirts and signs that said, “I’m thru with through,” and "Enuf is enuf!"

Members of the Simplified Spelling Society (SSS) advocate simpler and more logical spelling. “Fruit” should be spelled “froot,” “slow” should be “slo” and “heifer” should be “hefer.” SSS claims that difficult to spell words lead to illiteracy and crime.

Meanwhile, inside the hotel’s ballroom, Spelling Bee competitors were spelling words like zaibatsu, vibrissae and biauriculate.

What do you bet the kids competing sang their ABCs as small children at break neck speed?


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