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May 24, 2012

Jeff Jacoby: The peace process battered Israel's reputation
Clifford D. May: What Iran's Rulers Want
Michael Muskal: 'Pro-choice' position hits record low, according to poll
Chris Farrell: Are We in a Tech Bubble?
Kimberly Lankford: Switching Medicare Advantage Plans Mid-Year
Bryan McIver, M.B., Ch.B., Ph.D.: Mayo Clinic Medical Edge: Understanding hyperthyroidism and its variety of treatment options
The Kosher Gourmet by Penelope Wall: PHILLY CHEESE STEAKS --- hold the steak!
May 23, 2012
Ex-CIA spy in Iran's Revolutionary Guard: Baghdad talks highlight Western naivete
Tony Pugh: More private colleges offering tuition discounts
Lisa Gerstner: 4 Money-Etiquette Questions Answered
Mary Beth Franklin: How to Choose the Right Annuity for You
Art Markman, Ph.D.: Get smart: How to bulk up your creativity muscles
Tina Susman: The wig wasn't enough: Man gets 13 years for posing as his dead mom
The Kosher Gourmet by Emma Christensen:A simple way to do fish right
May 22, 2012
David S. Cloud and Kathleen Hennessey: Obama changes mind on Pakistan invite to NATO summit --- and then gets dissed by country's president
Warren Richey: Can US group challenge overseas surveillance act? Supreme Court to decide
Thomas M. Anderson: Walking Away From a Mortgage
Environmental Nutrition editors: The lowdown on a low-acid diet
The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon: Enjoy a celebration of the most rich and layered flavors: Black bean, sweet potato and quinoa chili
May 21, 2012
Mark Clayton: Cybersecurity: How US utilities passed up chance to protect their networks
Howard LaFranchi: NATO summit: Who will foot the bill for long-term Afghanistan security?
Chris Farrell : Earn Dividends in Emerging Markets with This WisdomTree ETF
James K. Glassman: 5 Stock Picks Among Online Retailers
Stephen Whiteside, Ph.D. : Mayo Clinic Medical Edge: Social anxiety disorder --- or just shy?
Guy Jackson : Victim's father regrets death of Lockerbie bomber
The Kosher Gourmet by Mario Batali: Famed chef's veal shoulder farsumagru: A festive meat course for late spring
May 18, 2012
Rabbi Berel Wein: Striving: The People of the Book's Book for (All of) the People
Caroline B. Glick: Embracing dangerous delusions and not our friends
Steven Goldberg: 5 Great Stock Picks and the Exchange-Traded Fund that Owns Them
Janet Bodnar: How to Teach Kids to Handle Credit Cards
Mary Pickett, M.D.: Ask the Harvard Experts: Don't be forced into gluten-free lifestyle based merely on a doctor's false-positive test
The Kosher Gourmet by Carolyn Malcoun: DIY healthy lunchbox treats: HOMEMADE FRUIT BARS for kids and brown-bagging adults alike
May 17, 2012
Warren Richey: Teacher fired for being unwed and pregnant can sue religious school, court rules
Josh Mitnick: Netanyahu's 'centrist' coalition is already proving it's anything but
Steven Goldberg: Earn Dividends in Emerging Markets with This WisdomTree ETF
Mary Beth Franklin: Retirement Savings Tips for New Grads
Amina Khan: Research links coffee to lower death rates
Chelsea Sheasley: Social media: Is it too feminine?
The Kosher Gourmet by Faith Duran : Cheesy Potato Breakfast Casserole with Cheddar and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
May 16, 2012
Jackson Holahan: The Aleppo Codex
Jonathan Tobin : Iran Declares Victory in Nuclear Talks
Anne Kates Smith: 7 Stocks That Let You Sleep Tight
Carmen Terzic, M.D., Ph.D. : Mayo Clinic Medical Edge: A variety of exercises can help improve balance
Melissa Healy: National strategy on Alzheimer's disease aims to halt it by 2025
The Kosher Gourmet by Joyce White : GOODNESS GRACIOUS: GREENS! 4 winning recipes that are no longer just for down-home folks (Includes expert tips & techniques)
May 15, 2012
Dennis Prager: God and Man at (and for) Liberty
Kristen Chick: Obama administration resumes arms sales to Bahrain despite serious unresolved human rights issues. Activists feel abandoned
Pat Mertz Esswein: Homes are now affordable again and mortgage rates are low. What you need to know before you buy
Kathy Kristof: Our Practical Investor Fights Inflation with These 6 Investments
Sue Hubbard, M.D.: The Kid's Doctor: Lactose intolerant young child? Check again
Environmental Nutrition Editors: Get the facts on palm sugar sweetening
The Kosher Gourmet by Kathy Hunt: Spread a Little Excitement with EXOTIC CONDIMENTS (4 RECIPES)
May 14, 2012
Richard Simon: Purple Hearts for domestic terror victims?
Nando Pelusi, Ph.D.: The privacy paradox: Surrounded by strangers, we risk isolation, anxiety
Chris Farrell: Investing Lessons from the Great Recession
Lisa Gerstner: How to Protect Your Identity, Finances If You Lose Your Phone
Harvard Health Letters: Heart disease and dementia
Tiffany O'Callaghan: New hormone mimics effects of exercise without the sweat
The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon: MANGO COCONUT OAT MORNING MUFFINS are a bright but hearty delight
May 11, 2012
Rabbi B. Shafier: Why happiness will always be elusive
Charles Krauthammer: Echoes of '67: Israel unites
Howard LaFranchi: With G8 snub, US-Putin 'reset' off to stumbling start
Jeremy J. Siegel: Investors, Relax About Rising Interest Rates
Jessica L. Anderson: Get the Best Deal on a Used Car
Jett Stone: Forget face-lifts and fake knees. Scientists have seen the fountain of youth --- and it's broccoli
The Kosher Gourmet by Chef Mario Batali: The famed chef's vegetable dish that tastes true to the season: FAVAS AND SUGAR SNAP PEAS WITH POTATOES AND TARRAGON
May 10, 2012
Clifford D. May: The Real Palestinian Refugee Problem
Sergei L. Loiko: Putin sends warning to U.S., NATO in Victory Day speech at Red Square
Mary Rourke: How being a 'mentch' got Vidal Sasoon his start and fighting in Israel's War of Independence provided him with confidence and a strong sense of his own identity
Harvard Health Letters: Palliative care: Underused therapy yields surprising benefits
Jeff Bertolucci: Get Home Phone Service for Less Than $10 a Month
Rachel L. Sheedy and Susan B. Garland : Make the Right Moves to Boost Benefits
The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom: Gleaming with its golden, crimson, and snowy white hues, this silken smooth and creamy STRAWBERRY ORANGE TRIFLE looks impressive, but is easy to prepare
May 9, 2012
John Rosemond: Parents, stop destroying the American male
Valerie J. Nelson: Maurice Sendak, author of 'Where the Wild Things Are,' dies at 83
Bob Frick: Angst Over Annuities
Sharon Palmer, R.D. How you can reduce your risk -- or delay -- chronic diseases associated with aging
Howard LeWine, M.D.: Ask the Harvard Experts: Why did my blood pressure suddenly shoot up?
Lisa Gerstner: Lower the Rate on All Your Loans
The Kosher Gourmet by Emily Ho : Springtime soba with miso sauce offers a coloful mix of fresh textures and flavors
May 8, 2012
Edmund Sanders: Netanyahu suddenly cancels new elections, forms unity government
Frank J. Gaffney Jr.: Farewell to European superstate
Anne Kates Smith: 4 Stocks That Mimic Buffett and Berkshire Hathaway
Gaia Vince and Clare Wilson The Rise of Miniature Medical Robots: Fantasy Fast Becoming Reality
Paul Takahashi, M.D.: Mayo Clinic Medical Edge: Never suffer night leg cramps
Jessica L. Anderson: Extended-Warranty Warning
The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington: Celebrate National Chocolate Chip Day with the Best Cookie Ever (Includes techniques)
May 7, 2012
Mark Clayton: Homeland Security warns major cyber attack aimed at gas pipeline industry underway
Angus Roxburgh: Putin Decoded: World view of a Russian feeling dissed
Kimberly Lankford: Navigate a Course for Long-Term Care
Kevin McCormally How to Adjust Your Tax Withholding
Celeste Robb-Nicholson, M.D.: Harvard Health Letters: How do you treat a Baker's cyst?
Joanne Capano: Healthy Snacks for Children: The Choices May Surprise You
The Kosher Gourmet by Penelope Wall: Classic Creamy Spinach Dip with a Fraction of the Calories and Fat
May 4, 2012
Rabbi Nathan Lopes Cardozo: Holy 'trivialities'
Jonathan Tobin: Bibi v. Barak will be no contest this time around
Steven Goldberg: Blue Chip Stocks On Sale Worldwide
Art Pine Slow Productivity Growth a Blessing --- For Now
Sue Hubbard, M.D. : The Kid's Doctor: Are Kids Too Wired?
Kerri-Ann Jennings, M.S., R.D: Foods that are good for your smile
Amy Paturel, M.S., M.P.H.: Eating Well: Foods that are good for your smile
The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom: Strawberry rhubarb parfaits are elegant yet simple to assemble
May 3, 2012
Michael Freund: Who's Afraid of the Messiah?
Clifford D. May: The Foggiest War
Susan B. Garland: Insurance to Cover Old Old Age
Steven Goldberg 6 Reasons to Bet on a Big Bull Market
Harvard Health Letters: Treating prostate cancer --- no rush to judgment
Larry Gordon: Harvard, MIT partner to offer free online courses
Naomi Nix : Man gets free trip to Chicago after postcard sent by mother in 1957 finally reaches him
The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington: Intensely Italian vegetable frittata is a seriously simple standby


Jewish World Review

The Numbers Game

By Libby Lazewnik


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A friendship that defied the odds — and paid a great dividend

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Mordy was determined to be a fantastic counselor this summer. He started off by taking a good look at the boys in his bunk, as they moved around the wooden cabin during clean-up time.

"That tall kid with the broom seems pretty responsible… what's his name again? Oh, right — Ari… There's Shmulie — a bit wild, but manageable if you handle him right… Danny's a good kid, on the quiet side but on the ball… I like the way Chaim made his bed, not a wrinkle in sight… Shooey can be a bit of a smart-aleck, gotta watch out for that… Laizer's okay. He was the first one to finish his job… That Dovy's a sharp one, always trying to make a deal… And then, there's Yossi."

Here, Mordy stopped. What was there to say about Yossi? Yossi was… different. A little slower than the other boys. With his endearing smile and easygoing ways, Yossi was a follower. Already on this, the second day of camp, he seemed to have attached himself to Dovy. Mordy watched with approval as Dovy stood in animated conversation with Yossi. Yossi said something, and Dovy's eyes flew open in amazement and delight.

What were they talking about? Yossi wasn't much of a talker at the best of times. It sure was nice of Dovy to take him under his wing and shower him with so much attention… Mordy smiled, and clapped his hands to get his bunk's attention.

"Time for shiur, guys. Last one there's a rotten egg!"

It needed no more than that to send all eight boys flying out of the cabin and down the hill. Mordy followed at a slightly more sedate pace, his junior counselor at his side.

"Lunchtime, guys!" he called at last, wiping his perspiring brow on his sleeve. Eagerly, the boys began to stream toward the dining room. Only Dovy and Yossi hung back. Dovy still seemed to be fascinated by Yossi. Sneaking peeks at them as they lagged behind the rest, Mordy couldn't help but be curious… The boys fell on the food as only famished campers can, and then it was time for rest hour. Mordy left the cabin and went off in search of his own friends, to while away the hour constructing grandiose plans for Color War and Field Day. On his return to the bunk, he found it strangely quiet. Sticking his head through the door, he was relieved to see that all his boys were there. They were clustered in a tight knot at the far end of the room, near Yossi's bed. Dovy seemed to be holding forth about something, while Yossi looked on and smiled shyly. At the sight of their counselor, Dovy whipped around with an almost guilty look and a quick, "Later, guys..." "Sorry to interrupt," Mordy said cheerfully. "Anyone interested in a swim?"

Everyone was interested in a swim. In no time at all they were clad in their bathing trunks and on their way to the pool. As he alternately swam laps, practiced his diving and clowned around with his campers, Mordy noticed again how much time Dovy was spending with Yossi. The sight warmed his heart.

"So, how's it going, Mordy?" the head counselor asked him, as they trudged slowly toward the dining room for supper.

"Pretty good, so far," Mordy replied.

"Is Yossi adjusting well?" This was Yossi's first year in camp, and everyone was anxious to see that he fit in, despite his limitations.

"He seems to be doing fine. One kid in my bunk, Dovy Meyers, has been spending a lot of time with him."

"Nice of him," the head counselor commented.

"Yes," Mordy agreed. Suddenly, he pointed. "Look, there they are now."

Once again, Dovy and Yossi were together. As before, the other boys in their bunk were clustered around them. A few other campers drifted close to see what was happening.

"What's going on?" the head counselor murmured, half to himself and half to Mordy.

"I don't know. Looks harmless enough…"

Mordy considered going over to the group anyway, just to satisfy his curiosity. What in the world was it about Yossi and Dovy that was enthralling the group like that?

After a moment's thought, he abandoned the idea. It was very nice of Dovy to take the trouble to befriend Yossi. Mordy certainly didn't want to intrude. Everyone seemed happy. He would just leave well enough alone.


After supper and night activity, the boys headed back to their cabin to get ready for bed. Mordy left them to it. He was just about to walk out the door, when Laizer came up to him in a rush.

"Mordy, do you happen to have change for a dollar?" He held out a hopeful dollar bill.

"Me, too!" Shooey chimed in, coming up to him with a dollar of his own in hand.

"Planning a visit to the canteen tomorrow?" Mordy asked idly, as he checked his pockets. "I believe they give change there."

"No, it's not for the canteen," Laizer confided. "It's Dovy. He says —"

A swift kick on the ankle from Shooey elicited a surprised, "Ouch!" As Laizer bent down to rub his ankle, Shooey said quickly, "So, do you have change, Mordy? Preferably in quarters…"

Mordy's pockets turned out to have enough quarters for both of them, but when Ari came up to him with the same request, he had to let the boy down. "Sorry, I'm clean out of quarters. What's going on, guys? Why the sudden need for change?"

Nobody answered. With tiny shrugs and noncommittal looks, the boys began edging away. After a moment, Mordy gave a shrug of his own and left as he'd planned. How much trouble could they get into with a pocketful of change?


The next day, Dovy and Yossi were, if anything, even more inseparable than before. Every time Mordy looked, the unlikely pair were together. Dovy's eyes gleamed as his mind spun its busy wheels, while Yossi drifted along beside him in his slow-moving, slow-thinking way. Sometimes Yossi seemed only half present, the other half living in a world all his own… From time to time, Mordy would see other boys crowding around the two. Occasionally, a cry of excitement or surprise reached Mordy's ears. What was going on?

He longed to investigate, but all that day he held himself back. The boys were entitled to their business. He would just have to mind his own! Just seeing Dovy so attentive to Yossi warmed his heart. When he'd been told that he was to have a boy of Yossi's description in his bunk this year, he'd been a little worried. How would Yossi get along with the others? Would the other boys include him, or would he always feel left out, on the fringes of the group? Mordy had been prepared for all sorts of possible problems. And now, along came Dovy and befriended Yossi without any prompting. What a nice kid!

Still, as the day wore on it was becoming increasingly more difficult to ignore the constant flurries of activity that included not only his own campers, but gradually drew in many others as well. Always, Dovy and Yossi seemed to be at the center of it all. Wherever Mordy turned, the same scene repeated itself. Between activities, after prayers, before night activity… Something was going on, that was obvious. But what was it?

At last, his curiosity became to much for him. "I won't ask," he decided, as he crept closer to the group once again surrounding Dovy and Yossi after that night's final activity. "I'll just eavesdrop a little…"

Under cover of the darkness, it was easy to get close enough to hear what the boys were saying. To Mordy's astonishment, there seemed to be some sort of math lesson going on. A boy from the next bunk was carefully reciting a long list of numbers.

"…plus 216, plus 338, plus 794, plus… plus… 867!"

The boy stopped. An expectant hush fell over the group. Yossi, standing beside Dovy, closed his eyes for an instant — and then opened them again with a big smile.

"Two thousand, five hundred and sixty!" Yossi announced happily.

The older boy whipped a calculator out of his pocket. His eyes widened. "He's right!" he crowed. A thrill of excitement passed through the group. "He got it right!"

"Me next!" someone cried.

Dovy stuck out his hand, palm up. "That'll be fifty cents, please."

The boy fished out two quarters and dropped them into Dovy's palm. At Dovy's nod, he turned to Yossi, pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket, and said slowly, "Okay, here goes. Ready? 667 plus 335, plus 212, plus 199, plus…"

The numbers passed over Mordy in a hazy string. He felt his blood begin to boil. So that's what was going on! He'd been singing Dovy's praises for befriending poor Yossi — and all along, Dovy had been using Yossi to line his own pockets!

"I knew he was a sharp customer," he muttered to himself. "That Dovy's always on the lookout for a good deal. He'll be a great businessman one day… but not here! Not now. Not with Yossi…"

Mordy strode resolutely forward. When he was standing right behind Dovy, he loudly cleared his throat.

The boy reciting the numbers looked up, saw who it was, and broke off in confusion. It took Dovy another two seconds to realize that something was wrong. "M-Mordy?"

"Hi," Mordy said pleasantly. "Looks like you boys are having lots of fun. Mind if I join in?"

"Uh…" Dovy turned red. "Um, I'm not really sure you'll enjoy this, Mordy."

"And I'm absolutely sure that I won't," Mordy said, suddenly deadly serious. In a louder voice, to the whole group, he announced, "Fun's over, guys. Back to your bunks now. My bunk, come with me."

Like shreds of mist in a night wind, the boys discreetly dispersed. As Mordy turned to lead his own campers up the hill to their cabin, he glanced sidelong at Dovy. "I'll want to have a word with you — later."

Dovy stared down at the ground. The sound of feet and voices receded into the distance, until he was alone beneath the hazy moon.

Well, not quite alone. Yossi, as ever, was standing next to him.

"The answer's one thousand, four hundred and thirteen," he said plaintively. "Why'd that kid go away? I have the answer!"

With a sigh, Dovy turned. "Let's go, Yossi. It's over."


"Dovy, how could you?" Mordy asked. The two were standing outside their bunkhouse in a puddle of moonlight. The rest of the bunk was busy getting ready for bed.

"How could I what?" Dovy had apparently decided to try to brazen it out.

"Turn Yossi into a business deal, that's what!"

Dovy had the grace to look shamefaced. "He didn't mind. He's got this unbelievable talent! Just give him a list of numbers — any list at all, it can even be as long as your arm! — and he comes up with the answer from inside his own head. He's like — like a human adding machine!"

"He's no machine." Mordy's voice was very quiet. "He's a person, Dovy. A person with feelings. A person who deserves to be treated with dignity, not like — like some sort of sideshow in the circus!"

A look of uncertainty crossed Dovy's face. "It wasn't like that, Mordy."

"And I say that it was. Especially" — Mordy peered at his camper keenly — "since you were charging people money to sample his amazing powers. Weren't you?"

With a sigh, Dovy admitted that he had been. "But only fifty cents a pop. That's not so expensive, is it? I was planning to split it with Yossi, half and half. Everyone wanted to see if they could stump him. They were having fun! And so was Yossi!"

"It's still wrong." Mordy might not be as shrewd as Dovy, or as smart as some other people he could name — but this much he knew. What Dovy had done — charging money for the privilege of letting poor, simple-minded Yossi perform — was wrong.

"I'm disappointed in you, Dovy," he went on. "I really thought you were being friendly to Yossi out of the goodness of your heart. When all along…"

"I like Yossi," Dovy protested. "Really."

"Sure you do — as a money-making proposition."

"No. It's more than that. Yossi's a really nice kid. He smiles a lot, as if he really means it… You never have to worry that he's going to let you down or talk about you behind your back. He's a good kid!"

"I know that," the counselor said seriously. "And I'm glad to hear that you do, too. Because the consequence of what you've done —"

"Are you going to make me give back the money?" Dovy asked. He looked agonized. "I didn't really keep a record of who paid what…"

"No. I'm not going to put you through that. You'll give Yossi his share, of course. And then —"

"My punishment?" Dovy said stoically.

"Not exactly," Mordy said. "Consider it a consequence, rather."

"What do I have to do?"

Mordy held the younger boy's eyes for a long moment. The camp grounds were peaceful and still in the moonlight. "What you have to do, Dovy," he said at last, "is be Yossi's friend. For real this time."

Dovy was silent. Whether it was shame that held him, or dismay at the prospect of a summer spent attached to Yossi in a non-commercial way, Mordy didn't know. What he did know was this: After hanging around with the boy the way he had these past few days, there was no way Dovy could dump him now. No, he was going to be Yossi's friend this summer, come what may. Mordy was going to personally see to that!


Mordy did keep a close eye on Dovy that summer. He watched to make sure that Dovy always included Yossi in their bunk's plans. He checked to see if the smile was still glowing on Yossi's face.

It always was. And not only because Dovy was being friendly to him. For Yossi, smiling came as naturally as breathing. Yossi was simply a happy boy.

And gradually, as the summer wore on, Mordy saw Dovy become happier, too. Yossi might no longer be bringing in a monetary profit, but there are some things in life that cannot be expressed in numbers. And those, as Mordy knew, were the things that Yossi excelled in.

For the first time in his "let's make a deal" life, Dovy had discovered someone who had nothing at all to offer him — except a loving heart. And that, he was slowly discovering, was a thing that was precious beyond pearls.

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