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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 1, 2005 / 25 Taamuz, 5765

A few Dear Janes await Fonda

By Lenore Skenazy


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | ITEM: Actress Jane Fonda has launched an anti-Iraq war protest — infuriating veterans still seething from her Vietnam antics. She ... plans to cruise a vegetable-oil-fueled bus across the U.S.

Here's a peek into what just might be in Jane Fonda's mailbox:

Dear Ms. Fonda:

We here at Veggie-Fuels received your kind offer with great ... um ... surprise. Who wouldn't be flattered that a woman of your stature was volunteering to champion their vegetable-based gasoline as vigorously as you have championed, well, so many other causes over the years? Causes we all remember so vividly? It's not that we don't want our fuels to be associated with you, even if some of your past actions still engender murderous rage in half the population nearly 40 years later. (How time does fly!)

No, it's just that we ... are closing for vacation. Yes, that's it! We are closing for summer vacation. So maybe you should call the folks at Prius, and we'll talk some other time.

Wishing you well, even if my brother always swore he'd impale you if he ever met you (perhaps another reason not to stop by).

Yours, Roger Feller, CEO, Veggie-Fuels Ltd.

"Alternative Fuels Even for People Who Hate Jane Fonda"


Dear Jane:

How exciting that you have decided to start protesting the war in Iraq! What a shocker that must be to the average American: Jane Fonda is against a war. Stop the presses!

As ardent anti-war activists who haven't taken off the last two years for a book and movie deal, we are pleased you have finally noticed our organization and would like some of our bumper stickers.

We believe, as you do, that peace in Iraq is of paramount importance. Frying onion rings in your gas tank? Less so.

Yeah, that veggie oil thing really adds a lot of gravitas to our cause. "Do you want fries with that moral outrage?" Really makes the whole anti-war movement look focused. Thanks a ton.

I'm sure you'll understand that, due to "shortages," we can't send you bumper stickers. No buttons either. But good luck driving down memory lane smelling like a Burger King. And remember: If you stop by this office, you will not be buzzed in. I'm sure you understand.

Penny Dickle, President, Normal Americans (Not Jane Fonda) for Peace in Iraq

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Dear Ms. Fonda:

As the publishers of your autobiography, "My Life So Far," we, of course, appreciate any publicity efforts you are making on the book's behalf. But would you be so kind as to talk up the Roger Vadim threesomes a little more and your one-woman crusade to end a war that, realistically, cannot be brought to a close simply because you abhor it ... a little less? Thanking you in advance,

Yours, The Publicity Department

P.S. If an Iraqi insurgent invites you to climb on his machine gun and there are cameras present, please decline.


Jane:

You STILL Hanoi me.

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