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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 25, 2005 / 20 Av, 5765

There's No Downside for the Dems in Skewering Roberts

By James Lileks


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Wonks, news junkies, talk radio devotees: The political drought is almost over. That rarest of creatures, the mysterious Scotus nomineeus, will soon flit briefly before the cameras.

If the Democrats are smart, they'll portray John Roberts Jr. as a glinty-eyed madman. Why not? It would cheer the base, which has come to define victory as "losing by smaller margins."

If Roberts was expected to get 70 votes and only gets 69, that's a sign of momentum! Of course, by the time that momentum is sufficient to usher in a new era of Democratic victories, the continents will have re-formed into one giant land mass and we'll spend all our time on redistricting.

There's no downside to trashing the judge. Casual observers will think the Republicans had nominated another sour-hearted killjoy who secretly yearned for the days when Donna Reed vacuumed in pearls and half the water fountains had signs reading COLORED ONLY.

With the stage thus set, the next Supreme Court nominee can be borked until his ribs crack, and those same casual observers will think the Dems are being fair: After all, they gave George W. Bush that flaming nutcase Roberts, who wanted to repeal the 20th century. Can't blame 'em for drawing the line.

Then again, a full-court press on Roberts might turn off those elusive independents, vast herds of which supposedly roam the land. Let's say, just to be hypothetical, that the NAACP rummages through the 136 boxes of documents and issues a press release:

"Roberts supported the right of people to burn crosses for purposes of racial intimidation! He issued an opinion on the use of the Interstate Commerce Clause to ban incinerating of yard waste, holding that the ICC was not designed to regulate atmospheric particulate counts in the middle of Montana.

"But some of those yard sticks could have been formed in the shape of a cross, and they could be burned as part of a Klan ritual. Roberts seems curiously silent on such a possibility. We can only assume he is tone-deaf to racial issues, or — more likely — he belongs to the Klan, and quite possibly directs their North American operation."

Then would come the TV ad campaign in selected markets, a cross flaming in the background, the usual ominous voice-over:

"When John Roberts isn't making you worship a cross, he's helping others burn one. Contact your senator today. Tell him you don't want religious extremists who support the tactics of slave owners on the Supreme Court. Paid for by Utterly Nonpartisan People Who Want Only the Best For America."

Silly? Not really.

A National Abortion Rights Action League ad, since yanked, practically accused Roberts of firing Stinger missiles into clinics.

And the documents-dump revealed Roberts' remark that a woman switching careers from homemaker to lawyer was not necessarily improving the general social welfare. It was front-page stuff: Roberts is a member of the He-Man Woman Hater Club! Turns out it was a lawyer joke. Made by a lawyer. To another lawyer. Who was female.

If that's all they have, these hearings will be extra dull. Souter-strength dull.

Unless! The Democrats could be mischievous and play up Robert's pro bono work on a gay advocacy issue. Laud him for that, praise him to the skies.

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This would unnerve a few on the right who think the Supreme Court will soon force the Boy Scouts to hire burly leather daddies from a San Francisco pride parade, and mistrust anyone who can understand the opposing argument's intellectual foundations without believing it.

But it won't accomplish much.

People whose interest in politics is charitably described as "quadrennial" are not paying attention. They're out back having a bratwurst, filling the kid's pool, picking ticks off the dog. At the end of the day they don't crash on the couch to watch C-SPAN replays.

The hearings will be entertaining, for those who pay care, but remember: most don't. Most of the vast indifferent middle suspect the Constitution will survive.

Even that amendment about the right to privacy. Or is it a clause? Whatever. People love that one.

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