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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 27, 2010/ 16 Menachem-Av, 5770

How to Mooch off Your Parents in a Down Economy

By Tom Purcell




http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | I can't really blame them, if you want to know the truth.

I speak of the latest down-economy trend: More 20-somethings are moving back home with Mom and Dad -- and happily accepting financial assistance.

So pronounced is the trend -- many parents, on average, are giving their 20-somethings 10 percent of their combined income -- that Parade magazine published six tips on how to "help grown children without going broke."

Which prompts me to offer 20-somethings tips on how to take advantage of a good situation.

Look, 20-somethings, it's only partly your fault that the economy is still a mess -- most of you voted for you know who -- but it isn't your fault that you lack the skills to deal with it.

Your generation has been coddled like no other generation before it -- never has any generation been given so much for doing so little -- and that is your parents' fault.

It's payback time.

Parade suggests that parents charge back-at-home kids at least a token rent. Mom and Dad will likely assume that you'll offer a stipend of some kind. Don't.

Your father will complain to your mother -- eventually they'll get into loud arguments over the matter -- but if you hold steady, you'll likely keep living at home for free.

To that end, it will help to complain relentlessly about your college loan bills. It will make them feel guilty that they were unable to pay for all your college costs -- further ensuring that Mom won't let Dad ask you for rent.

Complaining about the food is also helpful. No matter how good Mom and Dad's cooking is -- and it surely is better than the grub you prepare for yourself -- point out its shortcomings. In the unlikely event that the subject of rent does come up, you can use this as a bargaining chip.

That brings us to your social life. It would be foolish to continue running up your credit cards at nightclubs when Dad's liquor cabinet is full. Have your friends over. Mix your own drinks.

This is sure to agitate Dad further -- he and Mom will be arguing regularly by now -- and cause him to mark his liquor bottles with Scotch (no pun intended) tape. Simply adjust the tape as you drain Dad's bottles.

Another important tip is earplugs. As you sleep off your hangovers late into the morning, Dad will do things -- drop something that makes a loud thud, repeatedly, outside your door or bang the lawnmower against the bricks under your window -- to wake you. Foam plugs offer the best Dad-noise-blocking capability.

In any event, some will complain that I am encouraging you to mooch off your parents. Some will argue that everyone, including 20-somethings, must carry their own load if our country is to thrive.

Nuts to that.

The reason we got into our economic mess -- the reason it persists -- is because so many expect or expected others to carry their load.

The Wall Street boys made risky decisions, and when their companies collapsed, the taxpayers bailed them out.

States that overpromised and overspent during the good times expect the federal government to bail them out during the bad times.

Our federal government is spending nearly twice as much as it takes in and expects future taxpayers to bail it out.

Heck, nobody is terribly interested in carrying his own load today -- lots of folks are carrying on like 20-somethings who are mooching off Mom and Dad.

Hey, a great recession like this comes along once in a lifetime. Don't let it pass without free drinks from Dad's liquor cabinet.

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