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May 22, 2013
John Thorne:
They launched the 'Arab Spring' but now yearn for the good old days of a strongman
May 20, 2013
Richard A. Serrano: Is Meir Kahane's assassin now a changed man?
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May 10, 2013
Rabbi Berel Wein: Be all that you should be
May 8, 2013
Peter Ford: Why China is welcoming both Israel's Netanyahu and Palestinians' Abbas
Warren Richey: Obama administration quietly backs out of appeal over new contraceptive mandate
Fred Weir: At Kerry-Putin meeting, US-Russia relations thaw --- a tad
The Kosher Gourmet by Leela Cyd Ross : Almost too pretty to eat, this colorful salad with Sicilian inspiration will tickle the taste buds and delight your visual sensibility
May 6, 2013
May 3, 2013
Kids, kittens the Same? With employee perks at struggling Internet pioneer Yahoo! it's hard to tell
Sandy Kleffman: Artificial kidney offers hope to patients tethered to a dialysis machine
April 29, 2013
Roy Gutman: Poland's new Jewish museum celebrates life, doesn't revisit Holocaust
Mark Clayton: Terrorism in America: Is US missing a chance to learn from failed plots?
Kim Murphy: Boston Bomber's 'Svengali' Revealed
Pete Spotts: Tiny satellites + cellphones = cheaper 'eyes in the sky' for NASA
April 26, 2013
Clifford D. May: Defense in the Age of Jihadist Terrorism
Sharon Palmer, R.D.: How to feel your best -- with plenty of energy, a healthy weight and optimal mental and physical function -- without driving yourself batty
April 24, 2013
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Jewish World Review
July 30, 2008
/ 27 Tamuz 5768
Simon says
By
Roger Simon
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Simon Says:
If you want a conversation to end badly, begin it by saying, "Do you know what your problem is?"
Admit it: No matter what your age, you panic when it comes to the eye test for your driver's license.
Anytime a person says, "How should I know?" they know.
I just saw a commercial saying that Ritz is the official cracker of NASCAR. Don't they make crumbs all over the car?
People who sneak out of the theater before the curtain calls should be beaten with sticks.
Why do damsels always have to be in distress?
There is nothing scarier than a ventriloquist's dummy.
Anybody who tells you his salary is doubling it.
Does anybody still bronze baby shoes?
They look pretty, but nobody really likes to use spiral staircases.
According to Steven A. Schroeder, a professor at the University of California, San Francisco, "Almost half of all cigarettes sold in the United States (44 percent) are consumed by people with mental illness." I thought that was obvious.
Does anybody still play bridge?
The airlines got it exactly wrong: Instead of charging people to check their luggage thereby encouraging them to take luggage on board, cram it in the overheads and slow down the boarding process the airlines should charge people for carrying luggage on board, thereby encouraging people to check luggage.
When it comes to car colors, gray is the new silver.
A thing you didn't know about me: I actually believe in palm reading.
A thing I didn't know about you: You really don't like all your kids equally.
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