
 |
|
July 3, 2008
Rabbi Dr. Abraham J. Twerski: A spiritual budget (TOUCHING!)
Jeff Jacoby: Israel still paying for its defeat
JWisdom:: Re-Jew-venating prayer, Part IV by Rabbi David Aaron
July 2, 2008
Jonathan Tobin: Appeasers Make Poor Patriots
The Kosher Gourmet
By Kathleen Purvis: Slaw, y'all: For BBQs or Sabbath dinner, these southern recipes are something else!
JWisdom:: Rabbi Mordechai Becher: Jewish Rx for A Simpler Life
July 1, 2008
The Jewish Ethicist
by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q. I think it's important to leave a legacy to my children. How much should I save towards this end?
Paul Greenberg:A President who is history deficient?
JWisdom:: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: Poland's Unique Antisemitism
June 30, 2008
Jonathan Rosenblum: Remembering the architect of Torah Judaism for the modern world
Abe Novick: Hulk: Still a Jew?
JWisdom: : Putting the Spirit Back into Spirituality, Part 2: The Abandoned Child
June 26, 2008
Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: Quantum leap to evil
Caroline B. Glick: Victimized families must not be allowed to dictate policy
June 25, 2008
Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Today in Biblical History: King Jeroboam of Israel prevents pilgrimage to Jerusalem
Jonathan Tobin: Real Friends and Real Enemies
JWisdom:
Raping of reason By Rabbi Sroy Levitansky
June 25, 2008
Steven Emerson: Kristof: Never Mind the Terrorists
Stratfor Intelligence Briefing: Mediterranean Flyover: Telegraphing an Israeli Punch?
JWisdom: Rabbi David Aaron: Re-Jew-venating prayer, Part III
June 24, 2008
Caroline B. Glick: What were they thinking!?
Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Guilty knowledge
JWisdom: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: Warping Innocence
June 23, 2008
The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Diploma dilemma
Jeff Jacoby: A world without children
JWisdom:
Rabbi Dovid Gross: Putting the Spirit Back into Spirituality --- Introduction
June 20, 2008
Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: Man: The Crowning Glory of Creation
Caroline B. Glick: Israel's darkest week
JWisdom: We aren't worthy? by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky
June 19, 2008
Rabbi Elazar Meisels: The saints who don't come marchin' in
Chris Christoff:
Muslim woman demands an apology from Obama after camera snub
June 18, 2008
Jonathan Tobin: Still Dancing Around Jerusalem
The Kosher Gourmet
by Steve Petusevsky: Chilled fruit and vegetable soups
JWisdom:
Souls Need A Check Up? by Rabbi Mordechai Becher
June 17, 2008
Rabbi Avi Shafran: Baby Einstein
Caroline B. Glick: Bush's rhetoric, Bush's policies
JWisdom:
Re-Jew-venating prayer, Part II by Rabbi David Aaron
June 16, 2008
Varda Branfman: Bob Dylan, won't you please come home?
Diana West: Academic dares to question the 'religion of peace'
JWisdom:
Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: Positive Backfire
June 13, 2008
Rabbi Berel Wein: Trading manna for whine
Caroline B. Glick: Peace with friends
JWisdom: From the mouths of … by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky
June 12, 2008
Michael Feldberg: Meet Paul Revere's pal, the Orthodox Jew who played a key role in laying Boston's cultural and business infrastructure
The Kosher Gourmet by Kathy Manweiler: No need to be tempted by Wendy's mandarin chicken salad
JWisdom: Re-Jew-venating prayer, Part I by Rabbi David Aaron
June 11, 2008
Rabbi Avi Shafran: What would Hillel say?
Jonathan Tobin: UNRWA and NGOs: The Real U.N. 'Insult'
JWisdom: Sara Yoheved Rigler: Greatness Made Simple: How a momentary decision shifted life's course and destination
June 6, 2008
Rabbi Pinchas Stolper: Revelation: The basis of faith
Binyamin L. Jolkovsky: Mere hours after becoming Israel's new 'best friend' Obama backtracks on status of Jerusalem
Caroline B. Glick: UN choosing to protect rogue nuclear programs
JWisdom: Sameness in difference by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky
June 5, 2008
David Lightman: Now Obama wants to be Israel's newest 'best friend'
Obama's remarks to AIPAC policy conference
The Kosher Gourmet
By Ethel G. Hofman: Shavous cuisine: Ruby Fruit Soup, Lokshen Kugel with Cheese, Key Lime Curd, Calsone Casserole Frittata with Wild Mushrooms, Sun-dried tomatoes and Olives, Baked Tilapia with Pepper Cheese Cream and Brown Sugar Shortbread
JWisdom: Why a Jewish Jerusalem makes so many nervous by Rabbi Mordechai Becher
June 4, 2008
Jonathan Rosenblum: A different sort of 'religious broadcaster'
Jonathan Tobin: Misgivings on the Road to Damascus
JWisdom: 44 Years Without An Argument? by Sara Yoheved Rigler
June 3, 2008
Daniel Pipes: Obama vs. McCain on the Middle East
Everything's Relative: There is a crisis growing in Orthodox synagogues worldwide, reveals Jordan "Gorf" Gorfinkel
JWisdom: White Facades; Black Secrets by Rabbi Mordechai Becher
June 2, 2008
The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q: Lie to outsmart discriminator?
He writes the songs that make our souls sing:Gavriel Aryeh Sanders interviews Jewish music legend Ben Zion Shenker; includes stirring, uplifting song
JWisdom: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: Of laws and lives
March 22, 2007
J-Rhythms with Avraham Rosenblum: JWR's cutting-edge music program showcasing performers -- singers, song writers, musicians, and bands -- who learn and live the Torah lifestyle (OUR NEWEST IGODCAST !)
Oct. 29, 2003
Mortimer B. Zuckerman: Graffiti On History's Walls (MUST-READ!)
|
| |
Jewish World Review
July 27, 2007
/ 12 Menachem-Av, 5767
My 125-minute President Cheney fantasy
By
Diana West
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
For precisely two hours and five minutes on the morning of July 21, 2007, there was something different about our world.
The center of gravity shifted: President George W. Bush temporarily transferred the powers of his office to Vice President Dick Cheney.
The occasion was less than earth-shaking a routine colonoscopy that required the president to be placed under general anesthesia. Bush underwent the same procedure back in the summer of 2002, transferring presidential powers to Cheney for the first, uneventful time.
But what a difference a second colonoscopy makes or so Cheney might have thought as he prepared to assume presidential powers from his vacation perch on Maryland's Eastern Shore. During the first procedure, the country was still in the patriotic throes of the early post-9/11 age. The Taliban were on the run, our mistakes in Iraq were unimagined, the president was committed to opposing better, destroying terror networks and the nations that support them. Even the president's cozy, border-lite relationship with then-president of Mexico Vicente Fox was in temporary abeyance.
Five years later, Iraq is a mess. The administration's lodestar policy of fighting terrorists has given way to free-falling "security" talks with Iran currently, the most malignant jihadist threat. The president's diplomatic freeze on the late, unlamented Yasser Arafat has melted into a warm embrace for Fatah, the party Arafat founded, now headed by Mahmoud Abbas, a Holocaust-denier, among other things. And who could forget the president's recent amnesty debacle? And still the borders are undefended.
Well, what could he do? Cheney must have thought. He was only a vice president.
And then, suddenly, a distant ruffle of drums rose up, as if from the bay, preceding the faintest strains of "Hail to the Chief," and we dissolve to ...
An aide tentatively approached Cheney. Now, according to the constitutional powers vested in someone or other ...
"Well, Mr. 'President,' said the aide, breaking his bitter reverie. "What should we do now? Settle in to watch the British Open until Mr. Bush comes to?"
Mr. Cheney's eyes followed the rising arc of a bird over the water.
"I want an Executive Order form, and I want it now."
"Sir?"
"You heard me."
Mr. Cheney checked his watch. It was already 35 minutes into his "presidential" term, but he had plenty of time left to issue presidential pardons for border agents Ignacio Ramos and Jose Alonso Compean (now serving excessively harsh terms for reportedly wounding a fleeing drug smuggler following a struggle). And while he was at it, what about presidential recognition for the service of some of our great soldiers who have been overzealously prosecuted after fighting in Iraq and left out to dry by their commander in chief?
"Let's gets these pardons going. I'd also like to issue some presidential proclamations, starting with Col. Allen West and Lt. Ilario Pantano, thanking these men for their military service and apologizing for not recognizing their gallantry sooner," Cheney said.
He chuckled as he signed the orders pardoning the agents and thanking the soldiers.
Cheney sat down on a sofa, still holding his pen, still thinking. Broken borders. Broken Iraq. Genocidal Iran. The Saudis how could Bush hold hands with them? Yuck. But what could he, Cheney, do about it, and quick?
"Something that goes unnoticed," his aide offered helpfully, getting into the presidential swing of things.
"Unnoticed," Cheney said. "Too bad asking Condi for her resignation would be noticed. So would an executive order to drill in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, or my idea for defunding those treasonous so-called sanctuary cities. What can we do about Iraq, irrevocable or unnoticed, in the next hour?"
"Well, sir, remember that Diana West column you liked so much that pointed out that whatever we do in Iraq, we won't be addressing the real national security threats posed by jihadist Iran, Syria not to mention Saudi Arabia. The real question is, what can you as president do in the next hour about Iran?"
Cheney's jaw set. "Right. I need a general, a good general. Who are those generals I like on Fox News? Call somebody like that."
He drummed his fingers on the table while his aide dialed and passed him the phone.
"Hello, general? Yes, Dick Cheney here. Listen, I'm president this morning right, George is having that procedure again no, nothing serious. I just wanted to fix a few problems while he's, you know, recuperating...yes. I want to hit Iran and I want to hit it now really knock out its offensive capability so it can't make nuclear bombs, kill our troops in Iraq, support Hezbollah, the Taliban, Hamas you know, everything. It's always stuck in my craw that we never responded to any of their assaults on us. I mean, think about the embassy seizure in 1979. Think about Khobar Towers in 1996. Think about Hezbollah, Iran's proxy army, and those 243 Marines killed in their barracks in 1983, and what they did to CIA station chief William Buckley, and on and on. You got anything in mind?"
He paused. "Uh-huh, uh-huh...uh-huh. Really? OK. Great, general. I'll call the Joint Chiefs and give them your recommendations."
"President" Cheney hung up and smiled. "One more call, and we make the world safe for democracies."
Suddenly, as abruptly as the music had begun, it stopped. All that was audible was the sound of hushed, televised commentary of the British Open.
The phone rang. Cheney answered.
"Mr. President! How are you, sir? Good. No, nothing out of the ordinary. In fact, I must have fallen asleep." He checked his watch. Precisely two hours and five minutes had passed since he sat down in front of the TV set.
"Yes, I'll be happy to tell the press. Just a routine Saturday morning."
Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in Washington and in the media consider "must reading."
Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
JWR contributor Diana West is a columnist and editorial writer for the Washington Times. Comment by clicking here.
Archives
© 2007, Diana West
|