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Mark Steyn: Gaza has its version of rocket scientists

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Jan. 2, 2009

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Caroline B. Glick : Hamas' march to victory

Dec. 31, 2008

Dore Gold: Is Israel Using 'Disproportionate Force'?

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Dec. 30, 2008

Jonathan Mark: Israel's Response Is Disproportionate

Wesley Pruden: It's time once more to blame the Jews

Dec. 29, 2008

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Chanukah: 'Give me Judaism or give me death'

Michael B. Oren: A crisis and an opportunity

Dec. 26, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: When the past meets the future

Caroline B. Glick: Iran and Hamas do Christmas

Dec. 24, 2008

Rabbi Dovid Zauderer: Judaism's Santa problem

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Dec. 23, 2008

Caroline B. Glick: Repeating failure in Gaza

Dec. 22, 2008

Rabbi Boruch Leff: Too many Jews today are missing the intended purpose of one of Judaism's most beloved holidays

Barry Rubin: Liar, liar, pants on cease-fire

Dec. 19, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The Final Battlefield

Caroline B. Glick: Betting on a dead horse

Dec. 18, 2008

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky: Juicy Chef's hella top, hella bottom, hallelujah in the middle

Craig Crossman : More gifts for geeks --- and those who love them

Dec. 17, 2008

Dion Nissenbaum: Israel kicks out outrageously biased UN official

Craig Crossman : Gifts for geeks --- and those who love them

Dec. 16, 2008

Jonathan Rosenblum: The Gift of Joy

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Uncle Shariah

Dec. 15, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Expert witnesses who put themselves first

Barry Rubin: What they say isn't what you hear

Dec. 12, 2008

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Can the Bible be a secular language?

Caroline B. Glick: What a PM Netanyahu faces from Washington

Dec. 11, 2008

Rabbi Leiby Burnham: Our role in the Divine's global corporation, World Inc.

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky: A retro-tasting pareve pot pie made with a light hand

Dec. 10, 2008

Rabbi Paysach J. Krohn: Groom admits he was caught "red handed"

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Dec. 9, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Can I make my boss treat me fairly?

Stratfor Geopolitical Intelligence Report: Next Steps in the Indo-Pakistani Crisis

Dec. 8, 2008

Rabbi Avi Shafran: 'Chanukah Bush' flap and graciousness

Mark Steyn: Jews get killed, but Muslims feel vulnerable

Dec. 5, 2008

Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: Truth --- The Key to Gratitude

Jeff Jacoby: UN's obsession is grotesque and Orwellian

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Mortimer B. Zuckerman: Graffiti On History's Walls (MUST-READ!)

Jewish World Review June 7, 2005 / 29 Iyar, 5765

Is there really gold in them thar living rooms?

By Mitch Albom


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Everyone I know is getting rich.

They are not actually making money. No one is raising their salary. But everyone I know is getting rich — as long as they own a home.

Their kitchen is earning big bucks. Their deck is raking it in. Their driveway should be renamed "Easy Street."

Once upon a time, prospectors cried, "There's gold in them thar hills!" Today, there's gold in them thar living rooms and master suites.

In a rise that has experts befuddled and banks overjoyed, people keep buying houses in America, even though the price of those houses goes up and up. That, it seems, is part of the appeal. You buy now, you sell soon. You get more money with each new sale, and you upgrade with each new buy.

How many times in the last few years have you heard a friend say, "We bought our place for (fill in a price) and in six months it's worth (fill in a price)!"

It's the new American mantra. You want to start a cocktail party conversation? Just utter the words, "Did you hear what so-and-so got for his house? . . . ."

REMEMBER THE STOCK MARKET

The problem is, like any hot air balloon, when too many people jump in the basket, it soon comes crashing down. No one wants to hear this. Despite a stock market collapse a few years ago that mimicked this very behavior, people insist they are safe with a home. It is not a stock. It is not some piece of paper. There is no Kenneth Lay from Enron doing dastardly things with your walk-in closet.

Americans think if you can see it or touch it, then value is ensured. A house can't go belly-up like a company, right?

Wrong. What homeowners fail to accept — or simply don't want to — is that a house is worth only what someone actually will pay for it. Not what a neighbor got. Not what a statistic shows. What someone will shell out of his pocket.

You know, "real" money?

That's a downer. People would rather pull up charts that show a 40 percent increase in home prices last year in California's Orange County. Forty percent! You buy a place for $100,000, you can get $140,000 a year later! (This assumes you are not on a hillside in Laguna Beach, where houses last week collapsed in mud slides. Those places, I imagine, will only be worth 20 percent more than last year.)'

REMEMBER THE FED CHIEF'S ANALYSIS

Have you seen those commercials claiming you can go on vacation thanks to your living room, or buy a new car thanks to your den? They are part of this same silly cycle that says since your house is, on paper, worth more now, you can borrow against that and buy everything you want.

But once you own the car or the boat you are on the hook for that money. And if the value of your house drops enough, your collateral against the loan is gone.

Which is the Judgment Day no one wants to know about. Warning signs are everywhere. Mortgage rates are staying low while other interest rates are inching higher.

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Even Federal Reserve chairman Alan Greenspan has called interest rate behavior "a conundrum."

And if he's confused, I'm scared.

At some point, everyone else will be, too. There are only so many buyers with only so much money. It's not like jobs or businesses are in a boom mode, is it?

And once the big, expensive house has to lower its price to sell, the ones behind it will get frightened. People will dump the way they did with stocks, and many will be left holding the bag. Remember, buying doesn't make you rich, selling does. And selling requires customers. Always has.

So the next time someone says, "We bought our place six months ago and today it's worth (fill in price)," ask this question: "Really? Do you have a check in that amount?"

Because if they don't, it's still a risk. The risk is gravity; what goes up comes down. And gravity, I'm afraid, is every bit as real as a breakfast nook.

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