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News of the Weird: Creme de la Weird; The Litigious Society By Chuck Shepherd
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Lucas Kocab, 31, was arrested in Medina, Ohio, in February and charged with "persistent disorderly conduct" after an incident that he attributed to having snorted "bath salts." Kocab had called police to help him evict the "30" intruders in his home, and although none were found, Kocab insisted that the intruders were merely making it seem like they were not there and that they were actually blending into the surroundings, disguised as chairs or trees. Police said they were forced to Taser Kocab because he would not stop running in circles and yelling. The police examined the "bath salts" and determined that the substance is not illegal in Ohio. [Medina Gazette, 2-24-2011] The family of the late Roger Kreutz filed a lawsuit in St. Louis in March over the fatal head injuries he received when a car knocked him down in a Starbucks parking lot in 2008. The driver was Aaron Poisson, who was trying to get away from Kreutz, but Poisson was not sued. According to the lawsuit, the cause of the fatal injury was negligence by Starbucks -- because it had mindlessly placed its tip jar in full view on a counter, thus (according to the theory of the lawsuit) goading Poisson into snatching up the money and running out the door, and inspiring Kreutz, as a good Samaritan, to chase Poisson and try to retrieve the employees' tips. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch, 3-9-2011] Click here to comment on this column.
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