Jewish World Review April 29, 2003 / 27 Nisan, 5763
Hillary Clinton Memoir Tops Harry Potter
Pre-publication sales of Sen.
Hillary Clinton's long-awaited book have
already bypassed J.K. Rowling's latest Harry
Potter novel, outperforming all others on the
New York Times best-selling fiction list.
Mrs. Clinton had received an $8 million
advance for her allegory about a beautiful
attorney who meets a toad who would be a
prince. Despite its fanciful genre, the 576-page
work will offer practical encouragement to
women on some of life's everyday problems:
How to make something out of someone who's
good for nothing.
- Organizing and storing files.
- Things to occupy your mind while he's
working late at the office.
- Keeping the friends you need.
- Taking control of every last detail in
your life, and the lives of those around you,
so that no one can hurt you like that
two-faced, philandering maggot did... ever
Mrs. Clinton will begin her book-signing tour
at New Jersey's Paramus Park Mall in early
JWR contributor Scott Ott publishes the satirical website ScrappleFace.com, whose motto is "News fairly unbalanced. We report. You decipher." Comment by clicking here.
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© 2003, Scott Ott