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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 30, 2012/ 7 Nissan, 5772

Not quite a match made in cyberspace

By Lori Borgman

Lori Borgman


http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | A lot of couples today meet on dot com websites, but we know three couples who met and married as a result of being set up by living, breathing human beings. Sure, it's dicey to set someone up. You can offend people and wind up looking foolish, but those things have never been deterrents before, so I tried my hand at a setup.

This was going to be a great match.

He's late 20s; she's late 20s.

He's a runner; she's a runner.

They both have good moral character.

She works in health care; he works in health care. Bam! They'll have medical jokes in common right out of the gate.

His mother will love her; her mother will love him. He's tall, she's tall. Yes, it was taking shape nicely.

The trickiest part of introducing people is describing how the other one looks. There's always the suspicion that you're trying unload someone on someone else.

How do you even say that someone is attractive these days? If I say she's fit, it could be interpreted as she is overly muscular and could bench press a guy if he made a wrong move.

If I simply say he's nice looking, she could think, "That's probably what his mother says." And she would be right, because his mother probably does say that.

If I say, "She's pretty," he could think, "To whom?"

And does a woman my age use the word hot? How about smokin' hot? I didn't think so.

If they could just get past the introduction, I knew they'd like each other.

I began to wonder how long they'd date. Probably not long, they both know what they want; there could be a wedding in little more than a year.

She'll make a beautiful bride and they'll make a handsome couple. They probably won't want me in the wedding, but perhaps they would want me to give a toast at the reception.

Naturally, they'll be so grateful for the match they'll probably want to name a child after me. Not a first name, of course, but a middle name would be a nice gesture of affection for the woman that pulled Cupid's bow. I must remember to look surprised when they tell me.

Sailing high on the wings of confidence, I emailed the young man about this young woman, described some of their common attributes and said she was lovely inside and out.

There was a return email in my inbox the next morning. An unbelievably fast response. I just knew it! He saw the potential, too. Of all the fish in the sea, two minnows were about to find their way to one another.

His email read: "Thanks for letting me know about this particular individual. I am sure she is a great gal, however, my fiance would have a thing or two to say about it!"

And so my matchmaking days ended as quickly as they started.

I offered my congratulations and said I looked forward to meeting his fiance although I wouldn't blame her if she didn't look forward to meeting me.

I remain slightly embarrassed by all of this and am still searching for the bright spot.

Maybe the bright spot is that I held off on writing the toast.


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