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News of the Weird: Surprise!; ‘That Was Easy!’ By Chuck Shepherd
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | New Zealand traffic officer Andy Flitton cited an unnamed speeder recently for the second time in two years -- 11,000 miles from the spot of the first ticket. Flitton had moved from the U.K. to New Zealand, and unknown to him, the motorist himself had relocated to New Zealand last year. When Flitton stopped the man in Wellington in December 2010, the motorist recognized Flitton as the one who had ticketed him on the A5 highway near London. [Agence France-Presse, 12-7-2010] Rap singer Trevell Coleman, trying to bring "closure" and "get right with G0d" for having shot a man in 1993 (since he was never caught), confessed the assault to New York City police in December, hoping that his humility might impress a judge. However, police checked and then booked Coleman -- for murder. Said Coleman, "(F)or some reason, I really didn't think that (the victim had) died." [New York Post, 12-19-2010]
Several students at Texas' Carrizo Springs High School were suspended in December, and a teacher placed on leave, after a parent complained that her son had been grabbed by the shirt and stapled to a classroom wall. She said it was at least the second time that it had happened. [KSAT-TV (San Antonio), 12-13-2010] Jodi Gilbert was arrested in Jamestown, N.Y., in January and charged with domestic violence -- stapling her boyfriend in the head several times with a Stanley Hammer Tacker. [WIVB-TV (Buffalo, N.Y.), 1-8-2011] In November, a Taiwanese factory owner accidentally dropped 200 $1,000 bills (worth about $6,600 in U.S. dollars) into an industrial shredder, turning them into confetti. Luckily, Taiwan's Justice Ministry employs a forensic handwriting analyst who excels at jigsaw puzzles on the side. Ms. Liu Hui-fen worked almost around the clock for seven days to piece together the 75 percent of each bill sufficient to make them legally exchangeable. [BBC News, 12-10-2010] Click here to comment on this column.
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