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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 25, 2013 / 14 Nissan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The London Mail reported Thursday a scientist in England has invented a car engine that runs on coffee instead of gasoline. They're desperate for alternative fuels. Gas is so high in London that people have stopped eating horses and started riding them again.

NBC executives revealed plans to move the Tonight Show back to New York from its studio in Burbank. Manhattan is a much more exciting location. Burbank was founded by a dentist over a hundred fifty years ago and it remains a great place to have a toothache.

Long Island Railroad displayed public health billboard ads on commuter trains that suggest women do vagina-tightening exercises on the ride. Some people are appalled. Cops suspect that women have figured out a way to text while driving and never get caught.

South Carolina's adulterous former governor Mark Sanford bounced back Tuesday to make a House seat runoff race. It'll be an ugly campaign. The Democrats are going to accuse him of infidelity and Republicans are going to accuse the Democrats of flip-flopping.

President Obama gave his Final Four NCAA picks on ESPN Thursday. He picked Ohio State, Louisville, Indiana, and Florida. They're all thrilled because they think this means the president's political machone will turn out and find a way to make sure they win.

Google Glasses' patent Friday revealed that these spectacles will allow you to do more than record everything you see. These things could ruin dating. Once you can see through clothing, there is nothing left to attract people to each other except personality and brains.

Joe Biden struck again Tuesday, telling an anti-gun rally that Congresswoman Gabby Giffords was shot and mortally wounded. She's alive and speaking out against guns. A key aspect of Joe Biden's entertainment value is that he could trip over a cordless phone.

The Ringling Brothers Circus arrived in New York's Barclay Center Friday. It's toned down the cruelty. It was first called the Ringling Brothers Circus and Wild West Show but the Wild West Show broke away twelve years ago and formed the Bush Administration.

Homeland Security decided to allow Saudis to join the U.S. Trusted Traveler Program Thursday. It allows select foreigners to bypass customs lines if they show a passport. Fifteen of the nineteen hijackers in the World Trade Center attack were Saudis, but March Madness is the month of office betting pools, and Homeland Security is no exception.

Congress held hearings Wednesday on the possibility of a meteor slamming into the United States like the one in Siberia last month. A NASA official said if a meteor approaches the U.S. that Americans should pray. So we're down to that, either pray that the meteor doesn't hit us or pray that it hits the Federal Reserve Building and saves us all.

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