In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb 22, 2012/ 29 Shevat, 5772

Drawing Romney's big picture

By Martin Schram

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Every now and then in political punditry, the best way to convey the big picture is to draw one.

And today is one of those times. Our topic: What has gone so wrong with Mitt Romney's master plan to win the Republican Party's 2012 presidential nomination?

Our big picture is based upon the real tale of what happened on the Romney family's 1983 automobile vacation trip from Boston to Lake Huron. Because your pundit-in-residence is artistically challenged, we're going to use only words to create our editorial cartoon.

Feel free to be a designated editorial cartoonist. Just draw by the numbers:

Step 1: Draw a cartoonish Romney family car -- better make it an SUV -- racing along a highway.

Step 2: Fill it with a cartoonish Romney family -- Mitt beaming behind the wheel; wife Ann beside him but looking beside herself with worry; the five Romney boys in the back seats, arms and legs akimbo.

Step 3: Now comes the political message: On the rooftop (where in the real tale Mitt actually strapped down the family's faithful Irish setter, Seamus, in his kennel) draw the Republican Party's elephant -- strapped down, eyes bulging with fright, trunk whipping in the wind.

Step 4: Title it "Mitt Romney's Republican Lampoon Vacation."

Because you are now reading a family newspaper, DO NOT attempt to draw the scene as it really happened, according to the Boston Globe: "But hours into the ride, Seamus apparently suffered diarrhea, which ran down the back window of the car. Romney's sons, all younger than 14, howled in disgust. Romney pulled off the road into a service station. There, he borrowed a hose, washed down Seamus and the car, and they drove on to Ontario."

No need for scatological sketches -- we get the fright of the Republican rank and file that once had high hopes. One glance at the Grand Old Party pachyderm's predicament conveys the big picture.

Increasingly, Republicans are conveying to pollsters their fear of being hijacked and hogtied atop Romney's presidential bandwagon. Romney has always made them feel ill at ease -- especially because voters sense Romney requires scripting so he can appear spontaneously at ease.

No matter how much Team Romney and his super-PAC bankrollers spend to woo voters, he has stayed relatively static in polls. Anyone who tossed a hat in the ring quickly rose to challenge him as a co-front-runner. That is, until voters saw them up close and just said no.

Now comes Rick Santorum -- yet this time something is different. Santorum can sound wacky -- even to Republicans -- when he talks about social issues. But he also conveys qualities the rest did not: steadiness and sense of self. Those make him seem rather assuring amid this whirligig campaign -- as long as no one pays close attention to anything he says about social issues. He's not just another "I'm-Not-Mitt" -- but he's also an "I'm-Not-Gingrich-Paul-Perry-Cain-Bachmann-Pawlenty." That seems reassuring.

No pundit with a pulse and no strategist with a client ever thought Santorum would actually be the GOP presidential nominee. But if he is, the only decision he'll need to make after Election Day is whether it is fashionable to wear his sweater vest inside or outside his cummerbund at President Barack Obama's 2013 inaugural ball.

That's why the latest game being played by political journalists is to look anew at all who vowed they wouldn't run for president -- and wonder: What if?

There seems to be no way a brokered GOP convention could now draft Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Mitch Daniels or Marco Rubio to be the presidential nominee. And forget about a resurrection of John McCain -- even if someday a poll shows Americans wish they'd elected him in 2008.

Meanwhile, the economic statistics are showing improvement that Obama can say reflects his doing.

If that trend continues into the fall campaign, the Republican smart money would be wise to recall the message of our big-picture cartoon -- and invest in one final prudent political purchase: Buy a windshield wiper and install it on the rear window of Romney's Republican bandwagon. Then get ready for a rough ride along a campaign trail that once figured to be oh-so-smooth.

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