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Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

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Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

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The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

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April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 13, 2009 / 19 Shevat 5769

The tax man cometh – with sirens and flashing lights

By Lori Borgman

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | When our oldest daughter was in college, she wrote a book. (She's smart.) Since I handle tax matters related to my books, I offered to handle tax matters related to her book. She agreed. (She's not always smart.)


As she tells the story, her mother almost landed her in jail.


Kids. They so exaggerate.


When you sell products in a state, you have to register as a retail merchant. Retail merchants must pay retail taxes. I paid my retail taxes but, in my never-ending quest for inefficiency, forgot to pay hers. What can I say? I should have had a V-8.


You'd think the state might appreciate that I was busy, that she was busy, and that everybody has far too much paperwork. They did not.


What they did do was send a snippy letter saying that if she did not pay her retail taxes, they would issue a warrant for her arrest.


I phoned the kid and told her not to worry if she heard rumors about her being arrested, as I had immediately filed her taxes and all was well. She responded by hyperventilating.


I keep wondering how all these big-name people who owe hundreds of thousands of dollars live with the stress of knowing that there are warrants on them. Maybe it's what you call a two-tiered tax system: Those who can sleep at night and those who can't.


A couple of weeks later, another letter arrived saying our daughter was still delinquent on her taxes (not true) and that a sheriff would serve a warrant.


I phoned the kid again. When I told her they couldn't find her tax payment, it was the scream heard 'round the world. I told her to have a good weekend and not let the fact that she was a fugitive bother her.


The following Monday we promptly called the state department of revenue. They assured us the payment had been received and that the second letter had been sent in error. The nice lady gave us her word that a sheriff would not be arresting our daughter and said they send those letters to scare people.


It worked.


I think of this each time news breaks of yet another high-profile celeb or politician owing back taxes. Didn't Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, who owed $443,000 in taxes, get a scary letter? Maybe he did and he just doesn't scare easily.


Rev. Al Sharpton and his business entities reportedly owe more than $1.5 million in taxes and penalties. He doesn't seem scared. In fact, he seems like he enjoys himself.


The New York Post recently ran a tax-weasel list of New Yorkers who owe back taxes. It was a virtual who's who of celebrities, designers, entrepreneurs and politicians. It's like being a tax cheat has become the new status symbol.


And if all your friends didn't pay their taxes, would you not pay yours?


Tom Daschle paid $128,203 in back taxes and $11,964 in interest last month. Nancy Killefer, tapped to serve in the White House and the Office of Management and Budget has had a $946.69 lien for back taxes on her home since 2005. It makes you wonder who takes the tax laws seriously.


Our daughter promptly paid $17 in back taxes, along with a $1.70 penalty. We're hoping she gets a cabinet position.

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